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the real world

  1. Crzer07

    Happy New Year (again)

    Like I've said on the previous thread, this moment usually happens a couple weeks after the solstices. In Just less than a half hour of this writing (07:48 UTC) Earth will once again reach perihelion, it's nearest point to the Sun in its orbit. It is also moving at its fastest speed pacing along...
  2. Flashlight237

    Haast's Eagle vs Brontornis

    So yeah, here we are: a battle between the two fiercest birds in history: the Haast's Eagle vs Brontornis. The Haast's Eagle was kinda small, but it preyed on Moa, which weighed 230 kgs. Brontornis, however, is slightly smaller than a moa, but it can kill large animals, plus it weighs 350-400...
  3. Stalker_Maggot

    Shrek vs Thanos

    Based on this Shrek (William Steig's Shrek!) vs Thanos Simonattoi Speed = SBA Shrek (William Steig's Shrek!): Thanos Simonattoi: Inconclusive:
  4. Unoriginal_Memes

    Saber-Toothed Tiger Weight

    The page claims that the weight of one is 350-620 kg. However, they are only that heavy in pounds, not kg. So the only think needed to be done is change kg to pounds.
  5. Abu2411

    The Greatest Fighter to Ever Live

    Just a fun little Real Life profile: Sugar Ray Robinso "To be a champ, you've got to believe in yourself when no one else will" Summary: Widely regarded by most boxing historians, writers, experts and boxers to be the pound for pound greatest boxer to ever live, Sugar Ray Robinson...
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    • grappler baki hajime no ippo kenganverse the real world
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  6. Jasonsith

    (0 Banana Joe - 0 Coconut Crab) A banana with an axe fights not really a crab

    A banana with an axe fights a crab which is not really a crab. Speed equalised (... Should I speed equalise for this?), both blood-lusted, else SBA. Battle fights at... the front door of Addiction Aquatic Development Taiwa Banana Joe - 0 Coconut Crab - 0 A wild boar appeared - 0
    • Jasonsith
    • Thread
    • banana joe coconut crab the amazing world of gumball the real world
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. LordGriffin1000

    Slowest Fighter Jet missile speed

    I noticed we have several profiles for fighter jets from The Real World. So I was wondering what is the slowest speed for a fighter jet missile?.
  8. DeathstroketheHedgehog

    Tornado Downgrade Revision

    I've seen in the calc blog and multiple threads about Tornadoes that F3 tornadoes are not your everyday tornadoes, and that's in fact your F1 tornado. Therefore, considering F3 as the average tornado makes its AP far higher than it should be. HOWEVER, at the same time, I don't want to get rid...
  9. Stalker_Maggot

    Thanos vs The Human Race

    Eh, I thought this might be a fun idea Plot The Human Race gets information about Thanos' plan to wipe out half of the universe. They know that even the Avengers failed. So, they come up with a plan. Thanos will come to earth in about a year, to search for the stones. In this time, they build...
    • Stalker_Maggot
    • Thread
    • marvel cinematic universe thanos (marvel cinematic universe) the human race (the real world) the real world
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. Unoriginal_Memes

    Wolf VS Cougar

    For this battle, a large Russian Gray Wolf will be facing off against an average-sized male cougar. The battle takes place in an open, snowy field, and they start 8 feet away from each other. Gray Wolf: Puma Concolor: 3 (Flashlight237,IvoryAS,Remy the wolf) Inconclusive:
  11. Bowser-us

    Actually dude, it's salt

    Croc vs Jimmy. no prep, 9-B keys. Speed =
  12. ElixirBlue

    Eri vs Spider(Man) 1-0-3 (Void)

    Eri vs the Tarantula, both are 10-C Speed Equalized Fight takes place in Eri's hospital room and the window is open. Tarantula crawled into the hospital room while Eri was out for a check up. Win conditions: First one to die or leave the room loses. Eri: 1 (Phoenks) Tarantula Goliath...
    • ElixirBlue
    • Thread
    • eri goliath birdeater my hero academia the real world
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Flashlight237

    Lightning McQueen vs Palaeoloxodon Namadicus

    So yeah, this one might be a little out of the way. Here, we have Lightning McQueen, who's more or less comparable to a stock car from NASCAR and related competitions, against Palaeoloxodon Namadicus, an extinct 22-tonne elephant. While Lightning McQueen has an AP of 6.2 Megajoules (I checked it...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • disney lightning mcqueen (canon) palaeoloxodon namadicus the real world
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. Wolverine-Man

    Arctodus VS Gigantopithecus

    Both are bloodlusted. Both are healthy adult males in their prime. Arena in Round 1: Pleistocene North America Arena in Round 2: Pleistocene Indonesia
    • Wolverine-Man
    • Thread
    • arctotis (jurassic fight club) gigantopithecus jurassic fight club the real world
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. ElixirBlue

    Eri vs aggressive insect (Void)

    Eri vs the European Hornet, both are 10-C Speed Equalized Fight takes place in Eri's hospital bed and the window is open. First one to died or leave the room loses. Eri: European Hornet: Inconclusive:
  16. ElixirBlue

    I am going to get so hated for this match up! (Void)

    Eri vs the European Honeybee Speed Equalized Fight takes place in Eri's hospital bed and the window is open. First one to died or leave the room loses. Eri: Honey Bee: Inconclusive:
    • ElixirBlue
    • Thread
    • eri european honeybee my hero academia the real world
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. Makkurona

    Questions about Tenma ( Õñ®Ú¡ö)

    This doesn't specifically concern any verse here. But, i have heard many times about Tenma in many japanese works. Though when i try to search more, what comes out is Tenma ( Õñ®Úª¼ or Sky horses) or Tenma goddesses. The explanation i found wasn't enough for me. So what is Tenma demons that are...
  18. Botchede

    A Sloth Fights a Strategist

    A Three-Toed Sloth enters a "exciting" fight against Togame, with both of them being ready to rumble already. Because at this point, why not? The Arena is a florest, and the Sloth starts atop a random tree, 5 meters from Togame. Togame: 7 A Sloth: Inconclusive:
    • Botchede
    • Thread
    • katanagatari the real world three-toed sloth togame
    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. GoCommitDi

    Butch the Bully vs Thanos

    ...simonattoi Butch has his gun speed is = Both start 40 meters away
  20. ArunDeathGripper

    100 Bewilderbeasts are scattered across the real world US. Can the US eliminate them?

    The US can only use a limited number of Nukes(let's say 20) 2 bewilderbeasts per state, but they are allowed to leave and more can join The rest of the world is not allowed to help No poisons allowed The US has no prep
  21. GoCommitDi

    Homer vs Composite Human

    Yup, homer is gonna fight the man that got Thanos snapped from the wiki recently! (though, this cant be added once concluded) Composite Human's archived profile: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Elizhaa/Composite_Human Speed is = Both bloodlusted Homer is fully equipped CH has...
    • GoCommitDi
    • Thread
    • friendly discussion homer simpson the real world the simpsons
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  22. Promestein

    Real Vehicle Profiles

    Since this came up. The only pages we should allow for real-life vehicles are military vehicles. No random cars, no matter how notable. May as well write a rule for it.
  23. Buttersamuri

    10-C Tournament Set Up

    I'm setting up a Tournament to get some 10-C characters some fights. I'll take up to 10 different characters for 5 starting rounds. Rules 1 character per person They must be 10-C No insane hackers that are just physically weak (don't wanna see no time stop or such hacks) They are allowed to...
  24. Crimson_Azoth

    9-C Brackets Round Six

    The sixth round of the 9-C Brackets begins! Winner of the last round was Alice Fuji! Next, we have Erwin Schrodinger (Petals of Reincarnation) sponsored by DontTalkDT versus the Leopard sponsored by Im blue daba dee daba die. Hub Current standings: https://challonge.com/xquujoz3 Speed is...
    • Crimson_Azoth
    • Thread
    • erwin schrodinger (petals of reincarnation) leopard petals of reincarnation the real world
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die

    Does this look good?

    I need to know if my blog here is good. It is a composite on all natural phenomena in the Universe
  26. Buttersamuri

    M1 Abram Tank question

    For a long time. In terms of total destructions, this tank has had it specified at 20 Gigajoules needed. When I tried the math with steel, it didn't reach as high. I assumed it stronger material, which I was told it was. Being made of Chobham composite armor. But I'm wondering does anyone know...
  27. ShivaShakti

    Dante vs The Tsar Bomba

    Fight takes place on top of Temen Ni Gru. Both are 7-A and speed is equalized. Dante: Tsar Bomba: Inconclusive:
    • ShivaShakti
    • Thread
    • dante (devil may cry) devil may cry the real world tsar bomba
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. Flashlight237

    The Trash Panda Strikes! (Raccoon vs Trash and the Gang)

    Okay, I could't resist! I mean come on, having a raccoon fight against trash? What more could you ask for? This will be a full SBA match because why not? This is gonna be glorious either way. Anyway, here are both of their profiles.: Raccoon's Profile Trash and the Gang's Profile Who takes...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's raccoon the real world trash and the gang
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. Flashlight237

    BEARS!: Sloth Bear vs Grizzly Bear

    Okay, two bears that can handle tigers. Let's see how a sloth bear can handle a grizzly bear. For this match, it'll be full SBA. Let's see how the bears can fare against each other. Here are their profiles.: Sloth Bear's Profile Grizzly Bear's Profile Sloth Bear: 0 Grizzly Bear: 0...
  30. Kiryu2012

    9-B Animal Royale

    Hub Indoraptor vs JFC Tyrannosaurus vs RW Tyrannosaurus vs Manfred vs Tapir vs Thanos simonattoi vs Hippopotamus vs Cave Crawler vs Dart Monkey vs Deathclaw vs Primeval Gorgonopsid vs Terry vs SCP-939 vs Palaeoloxodon namadicus vs Triceratops Fight takes place on Yakushima, with all combatants...
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • brackets, tournaments, and battle royals jurassic fight club jurassic park the real world
    • Replies: 93
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. Walker21232123

    9-A Animal Battle royale

    Rules: -3 nominations per user -5 from the same verse are permitted -The Real World is eligible -No hax, OP immortalities, Regenerationn above high-low, undertale -No too anthropomorphic animals. Animals that are naturally bipedal (such as theropods) are fine, though. --The animal just can...
    • Walker21232123
    • Thread
    • brackets, tournaments, and battle royals godzilla (universe) minecraft the real world
    • Replies: 68
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  32. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Prehistoric Elephant Fight.

    Palaeoloxodon Namadicus vs Woolly Mammoth. Nothing is Equalized. Just who wins in a real encounter. Palaeoloxodon:0 Mammoth:0
  33. KingEzran

    (Grace) Saltwater Crocodile vs Anabel (Pokemon)

    Female Crocodile and Gen 7 Anabel are used. Let's get into the details of this versus thread. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Open field by lake -Range: 5.5 meters -Win via death Votes: Crocodile: 7 Anabel: 0 Inconclusive: 0
    • KingEzran
    • Thread
    • anabel (pokémon) pokémon saltwater crocodile the real world
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. Soupywolf5

    Freddy vs. Thanos 2: Electric boogaloo (1 Vote Left!)

    Because more characters need multiple matches with the same opponent After getting snapped, Freddy rises from Hell to obtain the five infinity bananas and help Crazy Dave stop Emperor Palpatine, and save the Zone of Silence, but first Freddy has to get through the raisin-Dino bodyguard...
    • Soupywolf5
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's freddy fazbear thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Kepekley23

    Mythology: Revising the Cosmology of All Myths

    Disclaimer Right off the bat; yes, this is clickbait, but not a false one. Pretty much every single myth or close to it is going to be affected. Second: This thread is completely unrelated to the earlier thread about the Jade Emperor, religion and etc. I have been planning this for weeks. I...
  36. Pepper14832

    The 5 Great Nations vs The United Nations Security Council.

    So the 5 Great Villages vs UNSC Rules, no God Tiers such as Naruto, Sasuke, Madara, Ect... (This is simply normal ninja villages with "magic" vs industrial powerhouses as the real life countries) After all, the 5 Great Ninja Villages are the strongest in the ninja world. Those on the UNSC are...
  37. Spinoirr

    Mario goes to the jungle

    SBA and the tapir is bloodlusted Tapir: Mario (1993 Movie):
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    • mario (1993 movie) mario bros tapir the real world
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Soupywolf5

    Banjo and Kazooie decide to kill each other (Grace!)

    Freddy Fazbear vs. a Moa UCN Freddy is being used Fredboi: 7 (Joaco0902, HeadlessKramerGeoff777, Necromercer, Modernmyrmidon, Starter Pack, Stalker Maggot, I'm Blue daba dee daba die) Birdboi: Gruntiegorl: Toreador March intensifies Squark
    • Soupywolf5
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's freddy fazbear moa (real world) the real world
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. Kiryu2012

    9-B Animal Battle Royale

    Why not? Rules: -2 nominations per user -Multiples from the same verse are permitted -The Real World is eligible -No hax, OP immortalities, or Regenerationn above high-low -No anthropomorphic animals. Animals that are naturally bipedal (such as theropods) are fine, though. -No humans...
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • brackets, tournaments, and battle royals godzilla (universe) jurassic park the real world
    • Replies: 67
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  40. BoomerKuwanger1

    Tapir vs Joker

    Joker has a gun speed unequalized. The lowest of humanity
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