MAKE YOUR OWN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

[Russian_Naruto]

If Kenshiro is first Jojo who is first Touhou?

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

I was actually refering to the lack of "Jo"s in Chuck's name but ok.

 

[Crabwhale]

If Kenshiro is first Jojo who is first Touhou?

Who gives a shit

 

[Yellowpig10]

touhou is not the name of the character

 

[TheDarkSide857]

If Kenshiro is first Jojo who is first Touhou?

Who gives a shit

This guy does

 

[HyperSsonic]

Chuck Norris defeated Shaggy at his strongest v,Bruce Lee, Matt from Wii sports, legit everything that has ever existed and will ever exist using the Finger point of doom

 

[HyperSsonic]

Chuck Norris once had a fight with Super Cena who is said to be undefeatable by legit anyone but when they fought the loser now never gives up.

 

[HyperSsonic]

Chuck Norris has just approved all of these facts, he has said to keep making more or he will find you.

 

[AcEKim115]

Chuck Norris doesn't have PTSD because he is the traumatic event.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Welcome to 2005

 

[Komodo25M]

A friend made this.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

Then doot it up inside


thank skeltal clause

 

[HyperSsonic]

thank sketal clause

 

[AcEKim115]

thank skeltal clause

Also, when Chuck Norris was a child, he didn't look for monsters under his bed because he was scared. He did it because he was bored.

 

[HyperSsonic]

Chuck once had a fight with Shaggy at his strongest, the loser now loves to eat junkfood and has a Dog that says it's own name.

 

[AcEKim115]

Chuck Norris doesn't fire guns. He gives the bullets the signal that it's OK to move away from him.

 

[MLPlover2011]

JBW threads can revive old memes from 2005-2011

 

[AcEKim115]

Chuck Norris doesn't clench his fists. His hands ball themselves up into fists out of fear.

Chuck Norris doesn't punch. He gives his fists the signal that it's OK to move away from him.

 

[HyperSsonic]

Chuck once said the n-word without the pass but it didn't do anything because Chuck told the omniverse not to expolode so it didn't

 

[Seol404]

Chuck Norris gave Black Panther the n-word pass.

 

[Yellowpig10]

Chuck norris expects the spanish inquisition

 

[Russian_Naruto]

https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/211914


Made this as well

 

[Ikelaggan]

When Chuck Norris takes out the trash, the trash takes it's self out of his house.