MAKE YOUR OWN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

[Seol404]

I'm not a man, man

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I'm not a man, ma

I'm not a man, I'm an Apache attack helicopter.

 

[Seol404]

That joke is so dead

 

[Copetan]

Wow, this thread is so active, it's filling up my recent changes page.

 

[Seol404]

Wow, this thread is so active, it's filling up my recent changes page.

Its far more active than I invisioned it would be

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Chuck Norris is the Dark Souls of real life.

 

[MaxForward]

Chuck Norris is the father of his father.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

That joke is so dead

Then doot it up inside

 

[Crabwhale]

thank skeltal clause

 

[Crabwhale]

Alright I'll try my hand at this:

Chuck Norris' heart beats only once every several hundreds of millions of years. If it didn't, mass extinction events would just be called "events".

 

[Errorsaness]

Chuck Norris punches Santa andthat's how skeltal clause was made thank skeltal clause

 

[Megamangohan]

The infinity Stones descriminate none but one

 

[MLPlover2011]

The infinity Stones descriminate none but one

Yes your back

 

[Crabwhale]

The infinity Stones descriminate none but one

Yes your back

...He never left.

 

[MLPlover2011]

I miss Julian just like Goose and Copeten

 

[Crabwhale]

I miss Julian just like Goose and Copete

Um, cool.

What does that have to do with anything?

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Yes your back

His back? What's with his back?

 

[Errorsaness]

Chuck Norris punches Santa andthat's how skeltal clause was made thank skeltal clause

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kicks threads back to life.

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

Chuck Norris uses the Infinity Gauntlet as his baseball glove

 

[MLPlover2011]

Dat Necro

 

[Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer]

He eats expired rice with a toothpick blindfolded in front of an open flame because it's the easiest way for him to do it.

 

[Komodo25M]

Chuck Norris once had a son... His name is Ultra Instinct Shaggy

 

[Komodo25M]

Chuck Norris and Superman fought once. The loser had to wear the underwear on the outside.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Youtubers summon spirits at 3 AM. Spirits summon Chuck Norris at 3 AM

 

[Komodo25M]

Have you ever wondered why Godzilla and King Kong fought only once? Because Chuck Norris doesn't want his pets to fight.

 

[Komodo25M]

Everytime Chuck Norris Breathes, a Universe is born.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Chuck Norris can give Sans a bad time

 

[Komodo25M]

Chuck Norris was on this wiki two hours ago to look at this thread. He said that all of these posts are true facts.

 

[Komodo25M]

Chuck Norris farted once... That fart became the sun.

 

[Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer]

Chuck Norris invented feats so lesser beings can keep track of his abilities.

 

[Russian_Naruto]

So your bringing back a meme that died in 2012. Uh ok than

 

[Komodo25M]

Chuck Norris is the only one who made Shaggy use 100% of his power.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

So your bringing back a meme that died in 2012. Uh ok than

Chuck didn't die, he gave us a break.

 

[Komodo25M]

Death Battle's Chuck Norris vs Segeta Sanshiro battle is fake... because they purposely downplayed Chuck Norris to give Segeta a chance

 

[Crabwhale]

So should this be closed or what?

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Or what.

 

[MLPlover2011]

This thread can be used for nostalgia so that 2005 memes can be remembered

 

[Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer]

leeeroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

 

[Crabwhale]

Wrong person.