Pedophile tries to solo your verse

[Axxtentacle]

Suguru Kamoshida tries to solo your verse.

All rounds take place in Kamoshida’s palace.

Round 1: Straight up brawl, no prior knowledge, nothing. They go in completely blind.

Round 2: Opposing side can get prior knowledge.

Round 3: Both sides get prior knowledge and 20 minutes of prep time.

Round 4: Both sides get prior knowledge, an hour of prep time, and are bloodlusted.

 

[ThisThingisReallyBroken]

mf looks like squidward

 

[TOAAPRESENCE1]

TES

1: he dies horribly
2: he dies
3: he is erased
4: he gets murdered

This all best case scenarios

Worst case he gets taken as a pet for one of the princes and gets experimented on

 

[Gewsbumpz_dude]

Power to the kiddy diddlers I guess

 

[ThisThingisReallyBroken]

TES: The chad DAGOTH YUR shoves his abs into his face. Rubbing them and greasing it with his sweat because of that sweet 1-A distance.

WH40K: Pedo gets diddled by Slaanesh servants

 

[TOAAPRESENCE1]

because of that sweet 1-A distance.

is actually H1A distance (Dreamsleeve)

 

[Ned_the_outer_god]

Destiny

Round 1: He dies
Round 2: He dies
Round 3: He dies
Round 4: He dies

 

[TheGatememer]

Alright lets see, what could a pedo gym teacher possibly do to my vers-

looks at the cognition and cognitive physiology pages

Welp, none of my verses except for Minecraft can affect 5D entities so theres that.

 

[JoshDoshMosh]

Pedophile solos DBZ, just saying

 

[Naito-desu]

I'd put up Umineko just for the sheer irony of him getting absolutely bodied by underage girl deities

 

[Solacis]

"I've been waiting for this!"

Kamo destroys all of Genshin, RvB and Kengan. Oof. Nasu god tiers annihilate him.

 

[Marius_the_grey]

Homestuck wins all the rounds because of the God Tiers.

 

[Grand_Astartes]

Warhammer

Round 1: Gets his head punched off

Round 2: Still dies an extremely painful and almost gross death.

Round 3: Pedo gets outsmarted and loses his mind forever

Round 4: gets lolstomped into prison

 

[Stillwinston]

What a title >_>

Anyway

Hokuto No Ken: Clears

Infamous: Clears

Soul Calibur: Clears

Darkest Dungeon: There's a Mini Lavos in this verse, not sure how he deals with that. Destroys otherwise

Castlevania: Maybe Dracula can take him on? He's got Type 2 Concept Manip and there's also a Type 1 Abstract in this verse so maybe they have a shot.

Guilty Gear: Don't know if Sol can affect him or not, hopefully Strive gives us updates

World of Darkness: All rounds he dies hard, worst case Caine screams in his general direction. Giving this verse prep time just makes sure that he dies before the fight even happens lol

Shin Megami Tensei: F in the chat for him

Blazblue: Terumi kicks him around for a bit

Jojo: I'm told Jojo is a complete non issue for Persona in general now, I wanna say Beyond does a thing but meh

Warhammer: Culexus does the heist gg

Elder Scrolls: Vivec flings his spear, Dovah goes Lol Everything

 

[It_is_i_wyatt]

jojo
round 1: beyond gg
round 2: beyond gg
round 3: beyond gg
round 4: beyond gg

 

[Bernkastelll]

Umineko
1-He dies
2-He is yeeted
3-He is BFRed to brazil
4-No more ideas, but he still dies

 

[Solacis]

What a title >_>

Anyway

Hokuto No Ken: Clears

Infamous: Clears

Soul Calibur: Clears

Darkest Dungeon: There's a Mini Lavos in this verse, not sure how he deals with that. Destroys otherwise

Castlevania: Maybe Dracula can take him on? He's got Type 2 Concept Manip and there's also a Type 1 Abstract in this verse so maybe they have a shot.

Guilty Gear: Don't know if Sol can affect him or not, hopefully Strive gives us updates

World of Darkness: All rounds he dies hard, worst case Caine screams in his general direction. Giving this verse prep time just makes sure that he dies before the fight even happens lol

Shin Megami Tensei: F in the chat for him

Blazblue: Terumi kicks him around for a bit

Jojo: I'm told Jojo is a complete non issue for Persona in general now, I wanna say Beyond does a thing but meh

Warhammer: Culexus does the heist gg

Elder Scrolls: Vivec flings his spear, Dovah goes Lol Everything

If that's all Dracula's got, then I doubt it.

 

[Mariogoods]

Arknights:
Currently, the verse gets stomped horribly. Worse, the verse can feed his abusive desire.

Earthbound:
The Chosen Four stomp him during self-defense. They have seen worse.

(The Dead) Monster Girl Quest:
He gets stomped hard in every category.

 

[Stillwinston]

Well Dracula has passives and stuff but I've sworn off debating with him nowadays. .

Forgot one more verse

Bobobobobo-Bobo - Not sure here, might be an Incon depending on how random Bobobo is with his Plot Manip. Even with prep time he still just does random stuff lol

 

[manu_zarri]

SCP:
1- Koitern murder
2- Koitern stomp
3- Koitern snap
4- Koitern break necks.

Jojo: Generically talking. Incon because speed isn't equalized, since someone can't be really killed without some hax. (don't want talk about Beyond because I don't want to be eaten)

FMAB: they gets destroyed

Undertale: They will die or incon every round.

 

[Flashlight237]

He dies from people having a brain and shoving rat poison down his gullet!

Jk Jk.

On a serious note, Total Drama dies miserably.

Epic Battle Fantasy... Well, if my CRT clears, Devourer would easily deal with him since he would have the potential of being 2-C.

 

[DivineAura44]

Regular Show wins all? Anti-Pops.

 

[Bernkastelll]

Regular Show wins all? Anti-Pops.

He doesnt.

 

[DivineAura44]

He wins cause I want him to. PLOT ARMOR: 100

 

[Ned_the_outer_god]

He wins cause I want him to. PLOT ARMOR: 100

Cringes as that huge ass fallacy here

 

[DivineAura44]

Fallacy? It seems logical to me.

 

[Ned_the_outer_god]

Fallacy? It seems logical to me.

There's a fallacy about claiming a character wins because you think so

 

[DivineAura44]

There's a fallacy about claiming a character wins because you think so

I can bypass fallacies, says so in the rulebook.

 

[Stillwinston]

Speedweed's Abs gg

 

[Newendigo]

I'm afraid to mention any of my weak verses because there are underaged girls in them...

Marvel, DC, Image, Gurren Lagann, Nasu: Get ******, bruh.

 

[M1ntyIc3CreamXZ]

Digimon: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJ

 

[Abu2411]

Real talk, would Regenesis Shockwave be a good matchup?

 

[Cul0r]

1 Lego man fights him?
First Key gets stomped while the second would win (Has all abilities listed), the third and last key omegastomp

 

[manu_zarri]

John Doe Sandbox profile when?

 

[Cul0r]

I dunno about John Doe, what stuff does he do that'd compare to stuff youtuber commands do?

 

[DaReaperMan]

Terraria Calamity:

Round 1: what is that I see, somebody doesn't resist Biology Manipulation, Transmutation, Disease Manipulation? Astrum Deus exists and wins! and even then the top-tiers of Calamity are all Low 2-C and dont **** around.
Round 2: same as before, but harder stomp
Round 3: Suguru fights 4 Low 2-Cs at once, if Calamitas and DoG didn't stomp him due to lack of resistences, how the hell will he dodge both of them + Yharon's Fire + Yharim's Sealing
Round 4: an even harder stomp.

 

[manu_zarri]

Terraria Calamity:

Round 1: what is that I see, somebody doesn't resist Biology Manipulation, Transmutation, Disease Manipulation? Astrum Deus exists and wins! and even then the top-tiers of Calamity are all Low 2-C and dont **** around.

Shadows resist to biological and disease manipulation

 

[manu_zarri]

I dunno about John Doe, what stuff does he do that'd compare to stuff youtuber commands do?

Pretty sure, that John and Jane Doe could eventually hack the entire game. and every game is composed by servers, that can be Low 2-C to 2-B, eventually 2-A.

The dude would have first place in 2-A

 

[JoshDoshMosh]

Pretty sure, that John and Jane Doe could eventually hack the entire game. and every game is composed by servers, that can be Low 2-C to 2-B, eventually 2-A.

The dude would have first place in 2-A

Joker is gonna lose his Roblox account

 

[Ned_the_outer_god]

The dude would have first place in 2-A

Inb4; random DnD fodder resists all his hax. But seriously, he would be far from being the strongest 2-A