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ren (ren and stimpy)

  1. AppleMaker

    Crashouts playing chess and trying not to ragequit (AppleMaker vs Ren Hoek) (3-0-0)

    Basically it's just a chess match, where victory is achieved not through brute force, but through strategy and chess knowledge Here are the rules: Physical stats are non factor We can't attack each other (trash talking and swearing is allowed though) and can't use gadgets to BFR/incapacitate...
  2. AppleMaker

    Manchild and Psycho plays chess (Spongebob vs Ren Hoek)

    I got a bit tired of fighting debates, so here's one non combatative competition Rules: Both are in character Both can't harm each other and ruin the game (something would prevent them from going absolutely mad and breaking chess rules) even though it's allowed to trash talk during the game...
  3. AppleMaker

    "What's the matter with you, man? Have you no sense of hygiene?" (Ren Hoek vs Alastor)

    Ren died after watching reboot of his show and got to Hazbin Hotel's hell. He met Alastor and criticized his yellow teeth and then Alastor roasted him back. After that Ren got mad and started attacking Alastor Conditions: Starting distance is 10 meters Speed unequilized (Ren could dodge...
  4. AppleMaker

    "DON'T MAKE ME EXPLODE!!!!" (Plok vs Ren Hoek) (4-7-0)

    This battle of two crashouts would be legendary (I hope) Rules: Both are 7-C Speed is equalized Both have all their weapons and equipment (minus Plok's speed blade and all vehicles except unicycle with water cannon) Starting distance is 10 meters (could be changed if it gives anyone unfair...
  5. GoCommitDi

    Patchy fights an angry chihuahua

    Patchy is mad that spongebob was matched against Ren (not kidding), so he decides to fight him himself Ren is 7-C Speed is = both bloodlusted Both fully equipped
  6. GoCommitDi

    Ren vs...... Johnny Test

    Both 7-C and fully equipped both bloodlusted speed is = Fight is in Six Flags New Orleans
  7. Christian_Higdon

    Ren vs Yujiro

    Okay, let's go. Both are 7-C. Both are in-character, but willing to kill. Ren has all his equipment except for anything time related. Battle is in a wrestling ring. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? Yujiro Hanma: 0 Marland Hoek: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  8. Christian_Higdon

    "I'm Barney and-" "SHUT UP, YOU PURPLE FREAK!"

    This was discussed around with me many times, so I finally decided to try this. Mini story: "Steempy! Don't you know that stuff will melt your brain!?" Ren then smacks Stimpy, before turning off the television Stimpy starts to pout "...Alright, jeez! I'll give you the TV! Just don't watch...
  9. Christian_Higdon

    Ren vs Banjo-Kazooie (GRACE)

    Neglect kills injuries, revenge increases them. ~ Aesop Banjo walked off, leaving the house as Ren looked at his friend. "Okay...I've just about had it." He said, cracking his knuckles and baring his teeth. "If he's gonna do that, I'm gonna have to show him what for." He glared at...
  10. Christian_Higdon

    Ren vs Godzilla

    There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot. ~ Plato "Stimpy, pass the remote. I need to see what's on the news today!" Stimpy gave him the remote, as Ren went to the news channel. "BREAKING NEWS! A giant monster known only as...
  11. Hitty_Smityu

    Ren vs Spongebob

    Rules: Both at 8-A Speed equalized Ren (Ren and Stimpy) Spongebob Squarepants (Character) Incon
  12. Christian_Higdon

    I'm sorry, old pal: Ren vs Stimpy

    It was a normal day for our cat and dog duo when suddenly, Ren burst through with a problem. "Stimpy, you eediot, what happened here!?" He said, holding a piece of paper with the word "FAIL" written on it with red, curved hand-writing. "Oh, about that-" He said, but Ren simply smacked him. "You...
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