Darth Tragic VS Potato Sack Murderer

[EliminatorVenom]

Darth Tragic

VS

Potato Sack Murderer

Two FAIL's engage in deadly combat!

RULES:

1. No Fear Exaggeration to Potato Sack Murderer, since it is a gag-only power.
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[Overlord-Murasama]

I'm gonna go with Potato Sack Murderer. Honestly, Tragic might be low 10-A just because of his armor alone but he still should lose since he is average human in speed.


Tragic also has anti-hax (Which is hax that works against the user) with his Unhealable Wounds. Like, you literally cannot heal them. So yeah, Potato Sack Murderer should win

 

[ThePerpetual]

...wow. This is actually a great concept.

Now, the PSM is slightly physically superior, and he's got those weapons, but Tragic has both a sword (practical) and rather intimidating armor to get through. If the PSM can overcome his fear and manage to KO Tragic with a good blow or to get a weak point in his armor, then he'll take it, otherwise his complete lack of armor, cowardice, and mostly inferior weapons (none of what he has is good at blocking) will give Tragic an ironic win.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

@Overlord

Well, I have two things to say about this match.

Firstly, Darth is pretty intimidating (On the pic, at least). And Potato Sack Murderer is a coward, and frequently runs away from enemies who seem less badass than him. This fight will either end up with the Murderer attacking Tragic on a desperate move or with Tragic killing him while he runs away in fear.

Secondly... If the Murderer wins this one, I'll laugh IRL. I never thought that he could win a battle against any character. He's simply lame.

 

[Overlord-Murasama]

Tragic is just simply weaker and since Tragic'll be too slow to catch him since his speed increases while being in fear...


Yeah, gonna be difficult

 

[Overlord-Murasama]

Although I might as well describe Darth Tragic's attitude. While he might look scary, hes actually just a sad man with a sword really. He wishes to die but only to someone who fights him.


I guess if its in character, he might win but if both are bloodlusted, he'll lose since hes physically inferior

 

[Stevethebarbarian]

I say that Tragic takes it. The PSM might be better and more skilled physically, but Tragic has armor, which I say takes it no problem. From the looks of it, it could deflect a bowie knife or an iron hook, and I doubt he would even feel a potato-hit. Besides, what is a potato sack armor against a sword. On top of all of that, Darth Tragic looks like a badass. And the PSM is a hopeless coward. He can run, but since this is a Vs battle, he can't ever really get away. His only chance is taking advantage of Tragic's lower speed and permanent wounds to take the advantage and get a lucky hit with the bowie knife. Here is the problem, though. How bad are the permanent wounds? Are they like, massive gouges or just bad scars? I need to know to place a conclusive conclusion.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I think that we reached a veredict here. (Tragic wins)

 

[ThePerpetual]

This is... hilarious, actually. XD

 

[EliminatorVenom]

@Perpetual

Indeed it is. I'd pay gold to see that fight IRL. (The Murderer fleeing in fear while Tragic runs after him, yelling: "Come here! Kill me, please! I want to die fighting!") XD

 

[Overlord-Murasama]

Or post it as inconclusive


Cuz bloodlusted, Tragic loses

In character, Tragic wins

 

[EliminatorVenom]

@Overlord

Nah. The result of many matches could be "Inconclusive" if we place the bloodlusted scenario on every match.