Gnome Ann feats thread

[NuclearPixelemental]

Whenever it is said that "no man" can do something, they actually mean that Gnome Ann can do it.

Gnome Anne can kill the Witch king of Angmar, making her 6-B

She has water manipulation and time manipulation (Time and Tide wait for Gnome Ann)

Gnome Ann's knowledge can go beyond her experience, implying some form of Divination or psychic powers

The Wicked flee when Gnome Ann Persueth

and, most impressive of all, Gnome Ann can eat 50 eggs!

 

[NuclearPixelemental]

Gnome Ann is an island.

Gnome Ann is clever enough to know all the evil she does.

Gnome Ann has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.

Gnome Ann lives forever.

President Andrew Johnson once said, "If I am to be shot at, I want Gnome Ann to be in the way of the bullet."