Roasting Competition: British Chef who doesn't know where the lamb sauce is VS Wannabe Archer

[ZeroTC01]

Gilgamesh VS Gordon Ramsay

Rules

• This is (obviously) NOT a fight, as the title indicates.
• No-holds-barred; both can go as low as they want/need to.
• For peak-roast efficiency, both have 1 month of prep time and all the sources they need.
• Both are in-character, which also applies to the prep time.
• Victory when one of them can no longer continue roasting the other for whatever reason - resting doesn't count.

Results... obviously ain't getting added, but we need to keep up:

Gil: lmao

Ramsay: 6 (Xtasyamphetamine, MaverickIsTheHype, Junkoposter, DaBigP, KLOL506 and Torlikoff)

Inconclusive:

 

[DMB_1]

This has to be the most serious joke match that I've ever seen.

 

[ZeroTC01]

That's... quite an interesting observation.

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

Ramsay makes him cry and Gilgamesh's lament gets recorded backstage as footage of him leaving the studio plays

 

[ZeroTC01]

While we're at it, might as well count the votes, huh?

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

Ramsay fra

 

[Junkoposter]

This isn't even fair, Gordan stomps HARD

 

[ZeroTC01]

Hey, Gordon might actually end up finding the lamb sauce after this one... but probably not.

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Ramsay just screams FRA

 

[KLOL506]

Ramsay goes on with a soccer tackle FRA

Yeah he does that now, so stop downplaying him, you weebs. XD

 

[ZeroTC01]

Ramsay goes on with a soccer tackle FRA
Yeah he does that now, so stop downplaying him, you weebs. XD

I have been so ignorant for so long

 

[Torlikoff]

Ramsay puts him to tears

 

[KLOL506]

Also, Ramsay in real life has 9-C dura.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Ramsay puts him to tears

Pretty much.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Also, Ramsay in real life has 9-C dura.

So, according to this obviously 100% accurate Gil profile, he even gets physically stomped: https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Gilgamesh_(Downplayed)