- 7,675
- 1,370
In 2015 squirrel wiped out power to 45000 homes for 2 hours!
According to this: https://www.eia.gov/tools/faqs/faq.php?id=97&t=3 houses use 10766 kilowatthours
45000 * (10 766) kilowatt hour/day * 2hours/24hours= 1.45341*10^14 joules of energy were not produced because of this squirrel. Clearly that means squirrels are town level. There absolutely no flawed logic here.
Real Life Lore also says they're the biggest threat to the internet. This means squirrels have speed of light reactions and can touch intangible things, since wireless signals travel at light speed and are intangible. It also means they scale to all of these guys.
All in all squirrels are some of the strongest beings in existence. All hail squirrels.
According to this: https://www.eia.gov/tools/faqs/faq.php?id=97&t=3 houses use 10766 kilowatthours
45000 * (10 766) kilowatt hour/day * 2hours/24hours= 1.45341*10^14 joules of energy were not produced because of this squirrel. Clearly that means squirrels are town level. There absolutely no flawed logic here.
Real Life Lore also says they're the biggest threat to the internet. This means squirrels have speed of light reactions and can touch intangible things, since wireless signals travel at light speed and are intangible. It also means they scale to all of these guys.
All in all squirrels are some of the strongest beings in existence. All hail squirrels.
