This Jockey is filthy! But with three shots from Kitchen Gun... (Derek Baum vs Chicken Jockey (A Minecraft Movie))

[TheGatememer]

Derek Baum spots a speck of dirt on the Chicken Jockey.

Fight Conditions:

• Fight takes place in the Vindicator Arena (Basically, a Boxing Ring)
• Both start 1 meter away
• Speed is not equalized

Beretta M9: 1

Coughing Baby (riding a chicken):

Incon:

 

[O0DSF0o]

What the ****

 

[O0DSF0o]

I'm looking at the profiles rn. I think Derek just shoots Chicken Jockey quickly, Chicken Jockey cries, Derek shoots it again and again, ggs.

 

[Arkansalter2]

Derek is accurate with his gun and it arguable that his durability is baseline wall level if not high level street level due to being in close proximity with the grenade in the toilet.

 

[O0DSF0o]

Derek is accurate with his gun and it arguable that his durability is baseline wall level if not high level street level due to being in close proximity with the grenade in the toilet.

let's just keep it to what's in the profile and assume it's just VERY high human or athletic human idk. But yea I do agree, Derek just shoots Chicken Jockey (probably at Zombie first) then it starts crying or just flatlines. Kitchen Gun FRA

 

[TheGatememer]

let's just keep it to what's in the profile and assume it's just VERY high human or athletic human idk. But yea I do agree, Derek just shoots Chicken Jockey (probably at Zombie first) then it starts crying or just flatlines. Kitchen Gun FRA

Counted

 

[AThe1412]

Derek is accurate with his gun and it arguable that his durability is baseline wall level if not high level street level due to being in close proximity with the grenade in the toilet.

You mean the grenade that only severely damaged the toilet while real life grenades would obliterate one and whoever's standing next to it?

 

[Arkansalter2]

You mean the grenade that only severely damaged the toilet while real life grenades would obliterate one and whoever's standing next to it?

I kind just wanked the hell out of his durability there so thats my bad.

 

[TheGatememer]

bump

 

[Rogue_Forge]

Oh no

Chicken Jockey wins now

Also why does Derek Baum even have a profile

 

[Arkansalter2]

Also why does Derek Baum even have a profile

No idea but he has matches tho.