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"I know you killed children" (Me vs The Rake)

AppleMaker

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Rules:
  • AppleMaker is 10B with above average LS, below average stamina and average intelligence
  • AppleMaker's equipment is restricted
  • Speed is not equalized
  • Starting distance is 5 meters
  • Battle takes place in the forest
  • Both are bloodlusted
AppleMaker: 1 (@MannyQ361)

The Rake: 2 (@Arkansalter2); (@noninho)

I fell asleep and Rake ran away cuz I'm an adult (incon):
 
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Ngl the rake will f*** you up and I up mentally. Rake has passive fear hax that will make people who witness it commit self byebye.
 
Ngl the rake will f*** you up and I up mentally. Rake has passive fear hax that will make people who witness it commit self byebye.
I mean, it's not that instant most likely, since Jesse Pinkman was able to beat him before losing his mind
 
Yeah but chances are, you might just end up self byebyeing yourself so theres that. Giving this to Rake.
 
How are u beating perception hax😭
Jesse Pinkman somehow won, why I wouldn't? Also Perception hax specifically isn't that great, it would just make me see some eyes around and won't completely blind me/make me fight air thinking I fighting The Rake. The things I should be concerned about are it's claws and maybe madness hax (which could not work against resistance to fear manipulation)
 
Seems Jesse was armed with a rock, so I could see this being closer. Leaning Applemaker via rushing and beating down the Rake before the effects of the hax kick in.
 
Seems Jesse was armed with a rock, so I could see this being closer. Leaning Applemaker via rushing and beating down the Rake before the effects of the hax kick in.
Well, my AP is kinda weaker than Jesse's, but I have higher LS (91 kg)
 
Bro this is like asking if you could beat a chimp but the chimp has knives for hands and supernatural abilities to make you scared shitless even moreso than you already would be...

A normal human isn't EVER boxing some of these things you put yourself against, you best be prime Mike Tyson or something and even then he could easily die given even a normal human with a knife can an issue, dude would still probably come out with needing major stitches and maybe bleed out if he doesn't immediately lay it out or gets cut at a bad angle, but realistically even getting laid flat would lead to a trade of some sort so even that isn't safe...
 
Fear hax is not Rake's main weapon, it is his madness hax
Which no rage/fear hax resistance covers.

Applemaker makes another diary entry telling us how Rake scared his ass to death (aka voting Rake) FRA
 
Why tf it didn't work on the Jesse Pinkman? Or he just took him out way faster than I could?
 
Why tf it didn't work on the Jesse Pinkman? Or he just took him out way faster than I could?
I don't know this Jesse Pinkman thread but I'd bet that's exactly what happens because for sure he can outspeed ya, for starters
 
If such comparison is being brought up so often, why won't you put you against him?
 
If such comparison is being brought up so often, why won't you put you against him?
Fighting against horror characters and other creatures is kinda funnier. But anyways, it's just a showcase that The Rake indeed could be defeated by a human, despite it's madness hax and sharp claws
 
Fighting against horror characters and other creatures is kinda funnier. But anyways, it's just a showcase that The Rake indeed could be defeated by a human, despite it's madness hax and sharp claws
Get urself a match against Rob Zombie's Michael Myers, and you'll have a better chance

Basically anyone who doesn't have any automatic thing or aura/fear/madness, like the guys from Scream (prefer Scream 3, iirc the only film with one assassin), or someone like Jason but with an escaping wincon

Or you can try The Grudge and get even more dead lol
 
Bro, you are not him. Jesse had prior knowledge so that he'd know what the hell he was fighting and, as a result, made the Rake a lot less scary. He's also a hardened criminal who has actually murdered people (Jesse would beat the shit out of you if I'm being honest). Your "if I see red" ahh resistance relies on rage which you're not gonna be feeling any due to the empathic hax.
Fear hax is not Rake's main weapon, it is his madness hax
Which no rage/fear hax resistance covers.
What madness hax?
 
Get urself a match against Rob Zombie's Michael Myers, and you'll have a better chance

Basically anyone who doesn't have any automatic thing or aura/fear/madness, like the guys from Scream (prefer Scream 3, iirc the only film with one assassin), or someone like Jason but with an escaping wincon

Or you can try The Grudge and get even more dead lol
Don't encourage him to put himself against dudes that are gonna unironically maul him.
Having to explain why an actual dude on wiki gets KILLED like ten times in a row is kind of ****** up ngl.
 
Or you can try The Grudge and get even more dead lol
Or the Ring for that matter... or both
Rules:
  • AppleMaker is 10B with above average LS, below average stamina and average intelligence
  • AppleMaker's equipment is restricted
  • Speed is not equalized
  • Starting distance is 5 meters
  • Battle takes place in the forest
  • Both are bloodlusted
AppleMaker: 1 (@MannyQ361)

The Rake: 2 (@Arkansalter2); (@noninho)

I fell asleep and Rake ran away cuz I'm an adult (incon):
You seriously should have brought your equipment, mate.
Unless you can find a stick or other sturdy stuff to use as an ad hoc weapon, you have low chances, and you better find a proper sturdy stick to use either as a blunt or sharp weapon or else the Rake would just break it.
And given the conditions, you wouldn't have much time to even try and find a weapon, the Rake would just come at you with claws (I'm not sure if the stealth can allow it to ambush you even at 5 metres)...
OK just imagine trying to wrestle a person who has either really sharp nails or sharply spiked and bladed gloves or other similar sharp weapons on their hands and fingers (think bagh nakh or kakute or knuckledusters or cakrams or vajra-musti or feng huo lun or Lùjiǎodāo/Yuānyāngyuè or tekkō-kagi or caestus or gauntlets for example). Your best shot is trying to incapacitate with a debilitating first strike to vital or painful areas, and assuming said person has at least a decent ability to defend itself (which the Rake might have), unless you were fast enough to land that first strike, you'd more likely suffer multiple injuries from said nails/gloves/weapons while the person is blocking and resisting your own grabs and strikes, and that's in addition to the other person trying to attack you by grabbing you or striking you, particularly trying to wound you with said nails/gloves/weapons.
Yeah but chances are, you might just end up self byebyeing yourself so theres that. Giving this to Rake.
Not sure if there's enough time for that effect to occur but the Rake may not even need it considering reasons above.
Bro this is like asking if you could beat a chimp but the chimp has knives for hands and supernatural abilities to make you scared shitless even moreso than you already would be...

A normal human isn't EVER boxing some of these things you put yourself against, you best be prime Mike Tyson or something and even then he could easily die given even a normal human with a knife can an issue, dude would still probably come out with needing major stitches and maybe bleed out if he doesn't immediately lay it out or gets cut at a bad angle, but realistically even getting laid flat would lead to a trade of some sort so even that isn't safe...
You're going to end up as another statistic 🥀
Get urself a match against Rob Zombie's Michael Myers, and you'll have a better chance

Basically anyone who doesn't have any automatic thing or aura/fear/madness, like the guys from Scream (prefer Scream 3, iirc the only film with one assassin), or someone like Jason but with an escaping wincon

Or you can try The Grudge and get even more dead lol
Bro, you are not him. Jesse had prior knowledge so that he'd know what the hell he was fighting and, as a result, made the Rake a lot less scary. He's also a hardened criminal who has actually murdered people (Jesse would beat the shit out of you if I'm being honest). Your "if I see red" ahh resistance relies on rage which you're not gonna be feeling any due to the empathic hax.

What madness hax?
your a charlie carrol victim lil bro
Chariot, Shmooply and AThe are right, and as for noninho... yeah Apple would only have a shot against any horror film killer if Apple had equipment (and even then it'd come down to whether Apple uses them well enough and has good opportunities).
I'm voting Rake wins/Apple loses, sorry.
 
What madness hax?
Oh, my bad, it was Mind hax* and i just reminded that they walk together anyway
Yeah, BL won't stop s***
Don't encourage him to put himself against dudes that are gonna unironically maul him.
Having to explain why an actual dude on wiki gets KILLED like ten times in a row is kind of ****** up ngl.
You kinda can do something about the Scream 3 guy with those stats
And if you setup correctly you caaaaaan escape Jason, Michael and similar, it's just very hard to do so
But since he wants to defeat them ig he's busted lmao

Also, yeah, poor guy getting demolished is quite strange
 
And if you setup correctly you caaaaaan escape Jason, Michael and similar, it's just very hard to do so
But since he wants to defeat them ig he's busted lmao
Apple could, with equipment, defeat Michael perhaps, basically with equipment Apple could defeat more grounded and realistic killers that have no supernatural/paranormal/preternatural powers or at least are still at a durability where he could still destroy them (think Chucky, Ghostface, Freddy Krueger in the real world outside of the dream/nightmare world, etc)
But yeah he's not gonna beat those with supernatural/paranormal/preternatural powers.
 
Rules:
  • AppleMaker is 10B with above average LS, below average stamina and average intelligence
  • AppleMaker's equipment is restricted
  • Speed is not equalized
  • Starting distance is 5 meters
  • Battle takes place in the forest
  • Both are bloodlusted
AppleMaker: 1 (@MannyQ361)

The Rake: 2 (@Arkansalter2); (@noninho)

I fell asleep and Rake ran away cuz I'm an adult (incon):
You need to update votes by the way.
 
Alr, gonna add another L to my profile after 24 hours (since I'm not really sure that anyone besides you, nonho and Arkan were voting)
Make apples, mate, not Ls
Lemme see who has whooped ur ass before

Edit: bro really went into Patrick Bateman wtaf plz don't
 
Why are you doing it ? You are just a human 😭
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE REAL WORLD!
Seriously, living beings, even humans, have insane feats at times that would seem impossible.
 
Why are you doing it ? You are just a human 😭
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE REAL WORLD!
Seriously, living beings, even humans, have insane feats at times that would seem impossible.
That being said, yeah sorry Apple you aren't on the level of the peeps who have achieved insane feats (to be fair, neither are most powerscalers like us) so oof.
 
Yes, i know but bro is just a farmer 😭
Eh, at least you have to admit Apple has determination, they've been making an increasing quantity of matchups with relatively high frequency.
Even if not all the matchups work out, at least they tried... though honestly I would prefer having matchups that are no-holds-barred/free-for-all with the matchup profiles being able to use anything and everything at their disposal instead of having any restrictions.
 
I wonder what it's like to know that a former salt addict with a broken psyche and problems with his parents can handle a bald naked man imitating a rake better than you could
 
I wonder what it's like to know that a former salt addict with a broken psyche and problems with his parents can handle a bald naked man imitating a rake better than you could
I guess I should gave myself prior knowledge, since that the reason he won
 
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