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"I HATE racism" (me vs elder hody jones) (1-0-0)

AppleMaker

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I heard some hate speech from that fishman, I got insanely pissed off by that and tried to beat the heck out of him. But here's a thing - I ran a mini-marathon before that encounter and got exhausted so much that I got dizzy, feel severe pain all over my body and will blackout after 15 seconds. Could I destroy the racism once and for all, or I'll incap myself?

Rules:
  • Hody Jones is 10-C
  • Speed is equalized
  • Starting distance is at melee range
  • AppleMaker is 10-A, but severely exhausted and will blackout after 15 seconds
  • AppleMaker is bloodlusted
  • Hody Jones would win if he won't get incapacitated before I blackout
Guy who hates discrimination: 1

The ultimate racist fishman:

Inconclusive:
 
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If it's a stomp - I could lower my time limit and make distance longer
 
I heard some hate speech from that fishman, I got insanely pissed off by that and tried to beat the heck out of him. But here's a thing - I ran a mini-marathon before that encounter and got exhausted so much that I got dizzy, feel severe pain all over my body and will blackout after 15 seconds. Could I destroy the racism once and for all, or I'll incap myself?

Rules:
  • Hody Jones is 10-C
  • Speed is equalized
  • Starting distance is at melee range
  • AppleMaker is 10-A, but severely exhausted and will blackout after 15 seconds
  • AppleMaker is bloodlusted
  • Hody Jones would win if he won't get incapacitated before I blackout
Guy who hates discrimination:

The ultimate racist fishman:

Inconclusive:
Unsure if he can still use his teeth, and he is technically more skilled and intelligent than you, but then again all his other stats (AP, possibly speed, striking strength and lifting strength, durability, stamina, possibly range) are low enough that you could likely beat him with very little difficulty/effort, you'd just need one extremely effective technique (whether a strike or a grapple, like hitting pressure points or throwing him in a way that impacts vital areas) and he's already more or less crippled in his elder state from the start so welp.
I'd be curious as to how that would change with equipment for both sides being added to the matchup...
Either way, I think in this case I'll vote Apple winning/Hody losing.
 
Unsure if he can still use his teeth, and he is technically more skilled and intelligent than you, but then again all his other stats (AP, possibly speed, striking strength and lifting strength, durability, stamina, possibly range) are low enough that you could likely beat him with very little difficulty/effort, you'd just need one extremely effective technique (whether a strike or a grapple, like hitting pressure points or throwing him in a way that impacts vital areas) and he's already more or less crippled in his elder state from the start so welp.
I'd be curious as to how that would change with equipment for both sides being added to the matchup...
Either way, I think in this case I'll vote Apple winning/Hody losing.
Should I made time limit shorter and distance longer?
 
Should I made time limit shorter and distance longer?
Nah, though honestly I think both 10-C Hody and 10-C Authority (who, funnily enough, have had an inconclusive matchup between each other) in the keys are basically frail to the point that anyone who is at least capable of attacking at least once (and has the physical/physiological and mental/psychological ability to do so, no matter how little that ability is) would win due to the durability of Hody and Authority being low enough to be one shot by practically anyone or even for them to inadvertently/unintentionally/accidentally incapacitate themselves.
 
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