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"Bro I could DESTROY a Coyote in a fight" (Me vs Coyote) (GRACE)

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So where I live, there's a field me & my friends dubbed "Coyoteville" due to the large Coyote population around that area. Obviously, this sparked up conversation one night while we were there on if we could realistically fend off a coyote attack without weapons. I personally think that I could low-diff a small pack of coyotes, but some of my friends are skeptical. So, I decided to leave this up to the powerscalers here to settle this debate

This was also inspired by AppleMaker creating a bunch of matches with themselves and starting a Powerscalers vs Fiction tournament. I have my own profile, so I figured this could be a fun discussion

ReximusMaximus/ThePrimalHunter vs a Coyote

Rules:
  • 2 10-B 20 kg (44 lb) Coyotes are present
    • For comparison, I weigh 125 lb (56.7 kg) currently, so I'm almost triple their weight individually
  • Fight takes place in Coyoteville (It's just a giant wide-open field with a steep hill)
  • Both Coyotes start in front of me
  • We start 10 meters apart
  • I hate Coyotes so I'm naturally bloodlusted here
I scale to 74.72 Joules of energy, 8.17 m/s, and 65.8 to 79.4 kg depending on the lift, possibly 100 kg with my grip strength
The Coyotes are 60 Joules of energy, 19.22 m/s, and >20kg

I have a 1.25x AP advantage & a <3.29 - <3.97x LS advantage, possibly a <5x LS advantage with my grip strength
The Coyotes have a 2.35x Speed advantage

Who Wins?

Some Random Nerd Who Thinks He's Tough: 4 (Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer, TegamiBachi25, AppleMaker, Primal)
2 Good For Nothing Discount Dogs That Kill Kids & Cats: 0 ()
AppleMaker Gets Prep Time GG EZ: 0 ()
ManCoyote1-31-19.jpg
 
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So where I live, there's a field me & my friends dubbed "Coyoteville" due to the large Coyote population around that area. Obviously, this sparked up conversation one night while we were there on if we could realistically fend off a coyote attack without weapons. I personally think that I could low-diff a small pack of coyotes, but some of my friends are skeptical. So, I decided to leave this up to the powerscalers here to settle this debate

This was also inspired by AppleMaker creating a bunch of matches with themselves and starting a Powerscalers vs Fiction tournament. I have my own profile, so I figured this could be a fun discussion

ReximusMaximus/ThePrimalHunter vs a Coyote

Rules:
  • 2 10-B 20 kg (44 lb) Coyotes are present
    • For comparison, I weigh 125 lb (56.7 kg) currently, so I'm almost triple their weight individually
  • Fight takes place in Coyoteville (It's just a giant wide-open field with a steep hill)
  • Both Coyotes start in front of me
  • We start 10 meters apart
  • I hate Coyotes so I'm naturally bloodlusted here
I scale to 74.72 Joules of energy, 8.17 m/s, and 65.8 to 79.4 kg depending on the lift, possibly 100 kg with my grip strength
The Coyotes are 60 Joules of energy, 19.22 m/s, and >20kg

I have a 1.25x AP advantage & a <3.29 - <3.97x LS advantage, possibly a <5x LS advantage with my grip strength
The Coyotes have a 2.35x Speed advantage

Who Wins?

Some Random Nerd Who Thinks He's Tough: 0 ()
2 Good For Nothing Discount Dogs That Kill Kids & Cats: 0 ()
AppleMaker Gets Prep Time GG EZ: 0 ()
ManCoyote1-31-19.jpg
I feel like you'd be better off fighting them with at least a melee weapon rather than completely unarmed, given that the coyotes could potentially inflict both short-term and long-term damage through their bites that would both inflict immediate wounds and potentially infection, but perhaps if you kill one of them brutally enough the other one might be intimidated and run away (though this depends on circumstances, if the coyotes are related to each other it might actually enrage them more, although this is hard to predict either way).

You might as well also figure out what weaknesses wild animals have in general other than the common vital point weaknesses, though if there's little other options I guess the best methods would be breaking their limbs or choking/strangling them as well as inhibiting their senses through damage to their sensory organs (eyes, ears, noses, etc). (If you have sharp fingernails, clawing/scratching works too, though attacking the sensory organs with said nails is more effective either way, and biting is probably better off not being done due to chances of diseases.)
 
OK screw it I vote PrimalHunter winning/coyotes losing (I hope Primal has good clothes to mitigate the biting or manages to find a stick or rock or other stuff to use in the field, but if no then best ways to deal with them is giving a running soccer kick as hard as possible and/or grabbing one of them by the tail and swinging them around as well as the other techniques I mentioned).
You might as well also figure out what weaknesses wild animals have in general other than the common vital point weaknesses, though if there's little other options I guess the best methods would be breaking their limbs or choking/strangling them as well as inhibiting their senses through damage to their sensory organs (eyes, ears, noses, etc). (If you have sharp fingernails, clawing/scratching works too, though attacking the sensory organs with said nails is more effective either way, and biting is probably better off not being done due to chances of diseases.)
 
I'd recommend you to add prior knowledge (like: vulnerable spots of coyotes, techniques against them and etc), since I think it would be VERY unlikely for you to deal with piercing damage and number disadvantage
 
OK screw it I vote PrimalHunter winning/coyotes losing (I hope Primal has good clothes to mitigate the biting or manages to find a stick or rock or other stuff to use in the field, but if no then best ways to deal with them is giving a running soccer kick as hard as possible and/or grabbing one of them by the tail and swinging them around as well as the other techniques I mentioned).
Need to count votes.
 
OK screw it I vote PrimalHunter winning/coyotes losing (I hope Primal has good clothes to mitigate the biting or manages to find a stick or rock or other stuff to use in the field, but if no then best ways to deal with them is giving a running soccer kick as hard as possible and/or grabbing one of them by the tail and swinging them around as well as the other techniques I mentioned).
Vote counted

I'd say I would win this, mostly due to LS & experience. The Coyotes used here are only 44 lbs. I can curl that for about 10 reps. I think realistically, I'd be strong enough to just pick one up by its hind legs & use it as a weapon against the other, or just choke each of them out. I think the biggest issue here will be the fact that there's 2 of them, but honestly I don't think that will change too much. A good running kick to one of their throats would completely take one out, and Coyotes can't bite deep enough to cause any instantly fatal wounds, so as long as I protect my neck, they're not going to be able to kill me quickly

There's also the point of experience. I've delt with Coyotes before (usually with a weapon but still) and hostile dogs so I think I'd have an edge due to my prior experience

I think I'd get bitten quite a few times, but I also think I have the stamina & pain tolerance to fight through it & eventually choke them out or just curbstomp them, then rush to a hospital afterwards
 
There's also the point of experience. I've delt with Coyotes before (usually with a weapon but still) and hostile dogs so I think I'd have an edge due to my prior experience
Alr, I voting for you then. Just thought that 2v1 is unfair by itself, if the one is inexperienced against them
 
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