"We love trash" (Animal gang vs Trash and the gang) (0-0-0)

[AppleMaker]

Ngl, I feel like this matchup was a stomp, due to some Trash and the gang members team 9-C dura, number advantage and immortality. So I decided to make it 3v3 and see how it goes. Here are the rules

• Animal team is consists of Raccoon, Opossum and Coyote
• Animal team is 10-C
• Both teams are Bloodlusted (so coyote won't eat his teammates before dealing with Trash)
• Speed is not equalized
• Starting distance is 10 meters
• Win conditions are SBA

"Give us some trash":

Nuh uh:

They got destroyed by Gang Beasts (incon):

 

[AppleMaker]

Might replace Coyote with someone else, but I currently can't remember which smaller animals love trash as much as other two (rats and other small rodents don't count, since they most likely won't contribute at all)

 

[AppleMaker]

Bump

 

[Perequeliri993]

Might replace Coyote with someone else, but I currently can't remember which smaller animals love trash as much as other two (rats and other small rodents don't count, since they most likely won't contribute at all)

a domestic cat maybe?

 

[AppleMaker]

a domestic cat maybe?

Hmm, not sure they love trash that much. Also I think it should have somewhat high KE

 

[Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh]

Might replace Coyote with someone else, but I currently can't remember which smaller animals love trash as much as other two (rats and other small rodents don't count, since they most likely won't contribute at all)

What about a Sea Gull?

 

[AppleMaker]

What about a Sea Gull?

Well, good idea, but I need someone who can reach 10-A/9-C KE to bend a trash can of one of them. Coyote just feels like an overkill

 

[AThe1412]

Ngl, I feel like this matchup was a stomp, due to some Trash and the gang members team 9-C dura, number advantage and immortality.

Those advantages don't mean anything when they have zero AP feats and no LS.

Well, good idea, but I need someone who can reach 10-A/9-C KE to bend a trash can of one of them. Coyote just feels like an overkill

You don't need allat. They have Unknown LS for god sake. Just knock the trash can on its side and roll it down some slope.

 

[AppleMaker]

Those advantages don't mean anything when they have zero AP feats and no LS.

You don't need allat. They have Unknown LS for god sake. Just knock the trash can on its side and roll it down some slope.

Hmm, good wincon, but I'm not sure pushing them away/holding them is gonna help much (since they can teleport). Bending/breaking them with LS is viable though

 

[Oiguana2701]

You don't need allat. They have Unknown LS for god sake. Just knock the trash can on its side and roll it down some slope.

You still need to damage it, as that trash is alive and as intelligent as a person. I don't think you can just knock them on their side. Also, SBA says that the default location is the Central Park, where there's no slopes or anything of the sort.

 

[AThe1412]

You still need to damage it, as that trash is alive and as intelligent as a person. I don't think you can just knock them on their side.

Why not? Other than teleporting, they legit haven't shown the ability to move their limbs or get up after being knocked over and they have Unknown LS.

Also, SBA says that the default location is the Central Park, where there's no slopes or anything of the sort.

Sledding

Grab your sleds and head to the slopes of Central Park for some winter fun in the snow. The best place for sledding in Central Park is Pilgrim Hill.

www.centralpark.com

I beg to differ.

 

[Oiguana2701]

Why not? Other than teleporting, they legit haven't shown the ability to move their limbs or get up after being knocked over and they have Unknown LS.

I mean... can't they just teleport to get up?

I beg to differ.

Okay, fair enough. I do think that this climate isn't what the creators of the SBA weren't thinking when they chose the Central Park, but either way, both sides are at a disadvantage in that much snow.

I'm not voting right now btw, I don't know exactly who would win here.

 

[AThe1412]

I mean... can't they just teleport to get up?

Apple already said that. Rolling them at high speed and hitting something should let the animals deal more damage.

Okay, fair enough. I do think that this climate isn't what the creators of the SBA weren't thinking when they chose the Central Park, but either way, both sides are at a disadvantage in that much snow.

Those hills are always there even without the snow. What, do you think they just spawn in during winter?

 

[Oiguana2701]

Apple already said that. Rolling them at high speed and hitting something should let the animals deal more damage.

The characters we're dealing with are a box with two big gloves, a stickman-esque thing with open arms and the only one who could actually roll very fast, a trash can. The other two wouldn't be able to roll that fast unless the animals are extremely strong, and Mr. Can-do is made out of iron. None of them would be that hurt by something like that, unless they were thrown several times.

Those hills are always there even without the snow. What, do you think they just spawn in during winter?

I misunderstood the point of the article you sent.

 

[AThe1412]

The characters we're dealing with are a box with two big gloves, a stickman-esque thing with open arms and the only one who could actually roll very fast, a trash can.

I have eyes, you know?

The other two wouldn't be able to roll that fast unless the animals are extremely strong

You mean the two the animals could just pull apart? The crate's hands are just jammed into it and the buckethead is held together with ropes that could be ripped or chewed off.

and Mr. Can-do is made out of iron. None of them would be that hurt by something like that, unless they were thrown several times.

They could also just pop the balloon which is its head. Nothing says that wouldn't stop it. Losing limbs isn't the same as losing your head.

 

[AppleMaker]

@AThe1412, count your vote for animals?

 

[AThe1412]

@AThe1412, count your vote for animals?

I'm pretty sure this type of match isn't allowed simply because of the sheer odds of 3 random animals deciding to team up.

 

[AppleMaker]

I'm pretty sure this type of match isn't allowed simply because of the sheer odds of 3 random animals deciding to team up.

Well, I thought it's allowed since I've seen some matchups with 2 or more characters against other character/team. Maybe rules for The Real World matches are different, who knows?

 

[AThe1412]

Well, I thought it's allowed since I've seen some matchups with 2 or more characters against other character/team. Maybe rules for The Real World matches are different, who knows?

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We have very specific rules regarding team matches. 3 wild animals from completely different species would realistically never get into a situation where they have to cooperate against another threat, so this one can't be added to profiles.

 

[AppleMaker]

Versus Thread Rules

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We have very specific rules regarding team matches. 3 wild animals from completely different species would realistically never get into a situation where they have to cooperate against another threat, so this one can't be added to profiles.

Okay, gonna move it to fun and games

 

[AThe1412]

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Striped_Skunk

Just letting you know, we have something that can replace the coyote now.