"WHO TF REVIVED A T-REX?!?!" (AppleMaker vs Tyrannosaurus Rex) (3-0-0)

[AppleMaker]

Well, 2025 was insane, but 2026 started off by someone de-extincting a fricking TYRANNOSAURUS in some random village near my city so I'm one of the first potential victims of that thing

Here are the rules:

• Speed is not equalized
• I have 2 hours of prep time (could be increased/decreased if it's a stomp for any side)
• Everything besides backpack, zippo lighter, m1 Garand, crap ton of firecrackers, gasoline and ammo is restricted for AppleMaker
• Battle takes place in my neighborhood

"Phew, I hope property damage was worth it": 3 (@Lort15); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); (@Qurbonboev)

The thing that can gnaw on elephant:

"JIMMY HOPKINS NEGS YOU BOTH":

 

[Lort15]

a moment ago, got you.

 

[AppleMaker]

a moment ago, got you.

So, who would you vote for?

 

[Lort15]

So, who would you vote for?

i believe in you bro, you will win this.

 

[Qurbonboev]

How strong are your firecrackers, and how easy is to set them up?

 

[AppleMaker]

How strong are your firecrackers, and how easy is to set them up?

9-C for the smaller ones and 9-B for larger, it takes few seconds to set them up and run away and smaller ones could be ignited and thrown away

 

[Qurbonboev]

Battle takes place in my neighborhood

How dense are buildings there? Can you cover yourself safely there

 

[AppleMaker]

Somewhat, pretty sure T-Rex could ram some walls, but buildings won't fall that easily since they are close to each other, some of them are mixed-use and are 10-20 stories tall

 

[AlexSamDen]

An interesting fact that movies don't tell you.
A Tyrannosaurus has absolutely no reason to run after you. This is because his body is so immensely big, that the energy he spends trying to catch you is a lot greater than what he gets from eating you

If short - you're too skinny for him to care

 

[AppleMaker]

An interesting fact that movies don't tell you.
A Tyrannosaurus has absolutely no reason to run after you. This is because his body is so immensely big, that the energy he spends trying to catch you is a lot grater than what he gets from eating you

If short - you're too skinny for him to care

Even though I knew most things about dinosaurs in the movies are BS - this one was unexpected

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

Well, 2025 was insane, but 2026 started off by someone de-extincting a fricking TYRANNOSAURUS in some random village near my city so I'm one of the first potential victims of that thing

Here are the rules:

• Speed is not equalized
• I have 2 hours of prep time (could be increased/decreased if it's a stomp for any side)
• Everything besides backpack, zippo lighter, m1 Garand, crap ton of firecrackers, gasoline and ammo is restricted for AppleMaker
• Battle takes place in my neighborhood

"Phew, I hope property damage was worth it":

The thing that can gnaw on elephant:

"JIMMY HOPKINS NEGS YOU BOTH":

I would hope that T. rex just minds its own business so neither of you have reason to fight each other, but oof since we're here I guess that's not happening (as unfortunate as that is).

Tier: Apple
Attack Potency: Apple
Speed: Apple
Lifting Strength: T. rex
Striking Strength: T. rex
Durability: T. rex
Stamina: T. rex
Range: Apple
Intelligence: Apple

If you can find cover and concealment and a good vantage point in a building, I'd think you'd be able to at least wound it by putting it in a position to either be standing in or covered in gasoline if you can lure it into a pool of gasoline or pour the gasoline on it from above, as well as setting off the firecrackers and fireworks near or on it and shooting it. The M1 Garand might not be large enough in calibre to kill it unless you shoot vital areas (you would have been better off with big-bore calibres/cartridges used for anti-materiel shooting or hunting), so you would be lucky to kill it and more likely to wound it enough to make it go away and win by outlasting at least.

I vote Apple winning/T. rex losing. (I still think you should stick to beating villains up if possible welp, just cause of moral/ethical reasons.)

 

[AppleMaker]

I would hope that T. rex just minds its own business so neither of you have reason to fight each other, but oof since we're here I guess that's not happening (as unfortunate as that is).

Tier: Apple
Attack Potency: Apple
Speed: Apple
Lifting Strength: T. rex
Striking Strength: T. rex
Durability: T. rex
Stamina: T. rex
Range: Apple
Intelligence: Apple

If you can find cover and concealment and a good vantage point in a building, I'd think you'd be able to at least wound it by putting it in a position to either be standing in or covered in gasoline if you can lure it into a pool of gasoline or pour the gasoline on it from above, as well as setting off the firecrackers and fireworks near or on it and shooting it. The M1 Garand might not be large enough in calibre to kill it unless you shoot vital areas (you would have been better off with big-bore calibres/cartridges used for anti-materiel shooting or hunting), so you would be lucky to kill it and more likely to wound it enough to make it go away and win by outlasting at least.

I vote Apple winning/T. rex losing. (I still think you should stick to beating villains up if possible welp, just cause of moral/ethical reasons.)

Counted, btw I'm planning on fighting Josef from Creep next

 

[AlexSamDen]

Either way, I think that the best option for you is to aim for the eyes, since that will largely disorient him, he is then very likely to hit several buildings, injuring himself, and after some more time, he'll just tire out allowing you to do anything you want

 

[AppleMaker]

Either way, I think that the best option for you is to aim for the eyes, since that will largely disorient him, he is then very likely to hit several buildings, injuring himself, and after some more time, he'll just tire out allowing you to do anything you want

So, this is a vote for me?

 

[Qurbonboev]

Applemaker FRA

 

[AlexSamDen]

So, this is a vote for me?

If you think you're smart enough for this

 

[ShionAH]

U got this dawg

 

[Mythic381]

I love not being asked to vote on AppleMaker's first fun and games post of 2026.

Anyways, I don't see how a T-Rex actually stands a chance in this fight (that's weirdest thing I could've possibly said) as not only do they have worse speed, but they have a significantly worse level of stamina and genuinely the most insane weakness of all time, not to mention the fight being in a neighborhood is a disadvantage consideirng their sheer size wouldn't allow them to catch you when hiding in buildings, and since you have your firecrackers, which take seconds to set up, and outscale the T-Rex, you just win.

Human beating a dinosaur, so logical.

 

[AppleMaker]

I love not being asked to vote on AppleMaker's first fun and games post of 2026.

Anyways, I don't see how a T-Rex actually stands a chance in this fight (that's weirdest thing I could've possibly said) as not only do they have worse speed, but they have a significantly worse level of stamina and genuinely the most insane weakness of all time, not to mention the fight being in a neighborhood is a disadvantage consideirng their sheer size wouldn't allow them to catch you when hiding in buildings, and since you have your firecrackers, which take seconds to set up, and outscale the T-Rex, you just win.

Human beating a dinosaur, so logical.

Nah, my stamina is worse (Athletic > Average at best) plus I could be significantly slowed down since I have more weapons on me

 

[Mythic381]

my stamina is worse

misread the stamina part, doesn't change much.

plus I could be significantly slowed down since I have more weapons on me

Kind of useless when you're surrounded by buildings you can just hide in.

 

[AppleMaker]

Ngl, I thought it would be much closer lol. If someone argued that JIMMY HOPKINS (guy who outscales T-Rex and had weapons) might lose to it because of sheer size disadvantage and lack of experience of fighting giant animals

 

[AppleMaker]

Anyways, here's another match, that I'm waiting to be concluded

Flawed vs "Perfect" (AppleMaker vs Patrick Bateman) (1-3-0)

Yes, I'm fighting him again, since my recent AP buff could make it more even Rules: Speed is equalized All equipment is restricted for both Starting distance is 10 meters Both are 10-A Both are Bloodlusted "Nothing is perfect, nobody is perfect. Including you": 1 (@AppleMaker) "I want to stab...

vsbattles.com

 

[AigerTheKing]

Apple guy FRA

 

[Rex_Eckles]

What guarantee do I have that you wouldn't freeze up in fear?

 

[AppleMaker]

What guarantee do I have that you wouldn't freeze up in fear?

Resistance to Fear, obviously

 

[Rex_Eckles]

Resistance to Fear, obviously

Alright, voting for you.