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"I don't want to be criticized" (AppleMaker vs Content Cop) (3-6-0)

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No idea how that battle could have started, considering I'm not a YouTuber
But anyways, I'm just fighting against someone, who embodies things I truly despise. In that case - unsolicited criticism and flaw nitpicking

Rules:
  • Speed is not equalized
  • AppleMaker have Metal pipe
  • Content Cop have Shovel
  • AppleMaker have low end 9-C dura
  • Both are Bloodlusted
  • Starting distance is 10 meters
"I'm flawed, and that's okay": 3 (@AppleMaker); (@AthelChan); (@Nonynho)
Scales to 300 and 328 joules
Scales to 91 kg normally, 110 kg with rage power


"You're getting content cop'd": 6 (@Lloydblitzed); (@Rex_Eckles); (@Oiguana2701); (@Mythic381); (@Monstermadman); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer)
Scales to 300 joules
Scales to 120 kg


"Your downfall needs to be studied":

AppleMaker have 1,09x Durability advantage
Content Cop have 1,32x / 1,01x Lifting Strength advantage
 
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To those who don't know what kind of downfall I had - I completely messed up my sleeping schedule to the point I could downgrade my stamina to Below Average once again, but currently I treat it as an outlier
 
but currently I treat it as an outlier
Did not know you could treat real life events as outliers.

Anyways, I don't see how you win this, it's literally listed in his AP section that he is:
You just lose.
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Did not know you could treat real life events as outliers.
I mean, real world is way more inconsistent for scaling, than most pieces of fiction (but DC and Marvel could RIVAL that), so I guess we can? Especially when my stamina was actually pretty decent for most part of my life and started to have some problems with it only 2 weeks ago
 
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Gonna vote for myself due to one important factor - I can tank way more hits with shovel, while Content Cop literally have weakness to getting attacked by sticks and most likely would get incapped way earlier
Weaknesses: He finds being hit with sticks extremely painful
In terms of skill, I don't think he have enough skillslop to take down someone who can brush off a lot more hits, endure much more pain and also have some amount of skill himself. Best case scenario if he disarms me somehow, otherwise his lack of endurance gonna screw him over
 
im gonna vote for appleguy because he has the appropriate training to wield a shovel.
 
I'm voting for Content Cop, his stamina is better and skill is better, which would make it hard to land hits on him. Also, his LS is better, so he could pin you down pretty effectively.
 
Gonna vote for myself due to one important factor - I can tank way more hits with shovel, while Content Cop literally have weakness to getting attacked by sticks and most likely would get incapped way earlier
What type of human "tanks" hits from a shovel

But yeah, I'm going for content cop FRA.
 
What type of human "tanks" hits from a shovel
I mean, humans don't instantly collapse after getting hit by it (unless they got hit in the head or smth), especially if they have good enough feats. Sure, it would be painful, but I already endured things like that and worse (like high falls and closet falling on me), why would i get one-shoted by it?
 
I mean, humans don't instantly collapse after getting hit by it (unless they got hit in the head or smth), especially if they have good enough feats. Sure, it would be painful, but I already endured things like that and worse (like high falls and closet falling on me), why would i get one-shoted by it?
I don't think you understand what "tank" means...
 
I think i'll go with Apple FRA+ metal pipe's > shovel in maneuverability, which together with the dura-diff should give cool results for my bro Apple
 
No idea how that battle could have started, considering I'm not a YouTuber
But anyways, I'm just fighting against someone, who embodies things I truly despise. In that case - unsolicited criticism and flaw nitpicking

Rules:
  • Speed is not equalized
  • AppleMaker have Metal pipe
  • Content Cop have Shovel
  • AppleMaker have low end 9-C dura
  • Both are Bloodlusted
  • Starting distance is 10 meters
"I'm flawed, and that's okay": 3 (@AppleMaker); (@AthelChan); (@Nonynho)
Scales to 300 and 328 joules
Scales to 91 kg normally, 110 kg with rage power


"You're getting content cop'd": 5 (@Lloydblitzed); (@Rex_Eckles); (@Oiguana2701); (@Mythic381); (@Monstermadman)
Scales to 300 joules
Scales to 120 kg


"Your downfall needs to be studied":

AppleMaker have 1,09x Durability advantage
Content Cop have 1,32x / 1,01x Lifting Strength advantage
You should have taken the knife with the pipe to make a spear, Apple, there's a reason why militaries have bayonets, combat E-tools/shovels/spades and combat knives.
Tier: Tie/Draw
Attack Potency: Tie/Draw
Speed: Tie/Draw
Lifting Strength: Cop
Striking Strength: Tie/Draw
Durability: Tie/Draw (Apple apparently has higher in terms of calcs though)
Stamina: Cop
Range: Tie/Draw
Intelligence: Tie/Draw

So it comes down to Cop's lifting strength (which could also possibly boost his striking strength if he can wield the shovel better/more easily than Apple can wield the pipe), stamina and experience vs Apple's durability and higher pain tolerance with regard to sticks...

I vote Cop winning/Apple losing.
Same reason as the matchup with Metal, both Metal and Cop should have higher combat intelligence so even with Apple's durability advantage said durability could be negated via knowledge of techniques utilising vital points and weaker/more sensitive or easily damaged parts of the body.
 
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