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Spider-Man vs 100.000 Monster Kids

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Peter Parker is transported to a parallel dimension inhabited solely by bloodlusted Monster Kids. It is a sunny flat grassy plane wide enough for each Kid to occupy one square meter and has no other structures whatsoever. Peter is in-character but aware that if he manages to defeat all the MKs he will be sent back home, the Monster Kids are bloodlusted. Speed is equalized.

Spider-Man - 4.45 Tons of TNT:

100.000 Monster Kids - Downscales from 2.42 Tons of TNT:

Incon:
 
The Monster Kids are teleported away if they get KO'd so that this silly billion lions debate doesn't turn into an orphan slaughterhouse. I have no idea why I made this I just thought it'd be funny.
 
Alright Spider-Mans profile says he can fight for twelve hours straight. 12 hours = 720 minutes = 43,200 seconds. With 100,000 monster kids Peter with his 12 hours of stamina would need to punch out an orphan once every 0.432 seconds to win before tiring out.

I rest my case. The orphan army defeats the orphan. 🙂
 
All of the monster kids trip at once and crush Peter beneath their collective weight
 
Alright Spider-Mans profile says he can fight for twelve hours straight. 12 hours = 720 minutes = 43,200 seconds. With 100,000 monster kids Peter with his 12 hours of stamina would need to punch out an orphan once every 0.432 seconds to win before tiring out.

I rest my case. The orphan army defeats the orphan. 🙂
That amounts to about 2.31 Monster Kids per second.

Surely Peter has ways to defeat multiple Monster Kids per second.

Break one & use its limbs as a projectile.

Chuck one across the battlefield to have it hurtle through others like a bowling ball through pins.
Get one in a web-net he's holding the string of, & swing it around like a mace.

Sling some web to the ground, yank a huge chunk of dirt, then use it as a throwable/pushable mass to crush or bulldoze them.
He could also do something similar to create a big pit & force them into it. To get them in, make a big, wide net of webbing, make a string of web that connects at one corner & the opposite corner. Grab one end, then go to the other end, grab that. He's now holding two horizontally opposite threads by which he can drag a huge net. To tighten it, he can narrow the thread by pulling it in to pull it close.

Jump up high moving backwards, & he now has a huge, pullable net he can drag MKs along the ground with, to either pin them under, trap within, or use to dump them into pits, as well as other set-up.

After all, OP says that each MK occupies 1 square meter, so there probably isn't much distance from the shoulder of one MK to another.
Peter Parker is transported to a parallel dimension inhabited solely by bloodlusted Monster Kids. It is a sunny flat grassy plane wide enough for each Kid to occupy one square meter and has no other structures whatsoever. Peter is in-character but aware that if he manages to defeat all the MKs he will be sent back home, the Monster Kids are bloodlusted. Speed is equalized.
 
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