Jerry59

DaReaperMan · Apr 1, 2026

William Afton vs D E A T H R O L L

Rules Both 9-B Speed Equalized Battle takes place at the edge of a lake at dawn Battle starts 287.353937 inches away William Afton has a whole still-alive chicken in his hands Votes Less than nothing. Nothing but smoke.: 0 DEATH ROLL: 0 Inconclusive: 0

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Arkansalter2 · Apr 1, 2026

A man destined to die from a disease vs a boy who’s immune to diseases; The Drifter vs Invincible (Hyper Light Drifter vs The Invincible TV Series)

Wanted to do more indie games, and Hyper Light Drifter is pretty flippin’ tuff sooo “A searcher, aspiring to find a cure.”: Scales to this physically; 174.6 Megatons of TNT Scales to this with Weapons and Abilities; 349.2 Megatons of TNT Scales to this; 6,693.64kg, Class 10 “Viltrumite cells...

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DaReaperMan · Mar 26, 2026

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tombstone_(BattleBots)

Hey look it's an aggressive lawnmower!

Jerry59 · Mar 19, 2026

what a shitty day

AppleMaker · Mar 7, 2026

Would you like to vote here?

Battle of 9-C guys with 9-A weaponry (AppleMaker vs Miller) (4-6-1)

Please don't be a stomp Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have all high-end stats AppleMaker have enough explosives to reach 9-A Both have all weapons and equipment AppleMaker have full prior knowledge on Miller and 4 hours of prep time Miller have prior knowledge of AppleMaker's...

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ShiroChan56 · Feb 28, 2026

Hi bro!

I’d like to know whether Majima has a chance of reaching Class 100 or maybe Class K lifting strength from stopping a giant squid’s tentacle with a dagger and then cutting it. He was also able to go underwater, confront it directly, and physically struggle against the giant squid as well.

EddisherSound · Feb 21, 2026

The Glutton is feasting, her feast unending

It must be heaven for her

Delusionaltx2 · Feb 16, 2026

U interested or naw

Infiltrate the giant robot| Rena Rogue (Miraculous) vs Earthmover (Ultrakill) | [0-0-0]

Speed is equalized S3 onwards Reena Rogue is used and she has prior knowledge on the earthmover Earthmovers defense systems are high 7-C Both start kilometers away from each other Fight takes place wherever this is Fake Fox Hero: Benjamin: Incon:

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Doggo · Feb 15, 2026

A Ruby X Aqua shipper huh....

I know who you are

DemonicDude · Feb 14, 2026

Best of luck for semi finals

Tier 9-B The Double Trouble Tournament (2026): Bigby Wolf vs Punished V2 (Semi Finals 2)

VS (Semi Finals 2) Match Rules: Rules as stated in the Tournament. Both are 9-B Speed will be equalized No Prep Time, Random encounters, No prior knowledge to anybody Both start 30 meters apart from each other Win Condition: As stated in the rules. Location: The Sealed Museum (As stated in...

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Doggo · Feb 5, 2026

OnK fan

AppleMaker · Jan 31, 2026

Would you like to vote here?

Pyromaniac vs Huntress (AppleMaker vs ∆iden) (3-2-0)

Here's another prep time clash matchup, which I find way more interesting than cqc ones Rules: Both are 10-A Both have all their equipment Speed is not equalized Starting distance is 1 kilometer Location is SBA, but it's winter No line of sight Scaler who loves fire and explosives: 3...

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"Is this your favorite YouTuber?" (Trxce vs Boogie2988) (2-1-0)

Trxce made a video titled "Worst YouTubers..." where he prompted his audience to name their favorite YouTuber and he had to react to Boogie2988 since one of his discord members answered that. Few days later Boogie finds out about that on his stream and got mad at Trxce for calling him names and...

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DaReaperMan · Jan 13, 2026

Golgfag Maneater

Golgfаg Maneater is the most infamous, rich, and successful Ogre Mercenary across Malus, having been active for over sixty years and counting and never stopping, no matter how many powerful people who hire him such as Ungrim Ironfist or Grimgor Ironhide he crosses, he still survives.[1][2][3]...

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I have another profile for you to use in matches

Thunderman101 · Jan 7, 2026

would you mind voting here?

John Slap Battles Vs John Ebg “who the #### is this noob” (0-0-3) (VOTERS NEEDED)

Both Are 7-C Speed Equalized Both Start 50m From Each-other Both have access to just standard equipment Fight takes place on an empty planet with the rules of a slap battles no one shot server Both Will Have Access to all of their abilities. We will assume John slap takes about 3 seconds...

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AppleMaker · Dec 25, 2025

Powerscaler tries bounty-hunting (AppleMaker vs Tanner) (3-0-3)

I picked up a wanted poster of some random criminal and decided to find him since I became broke, because I wasted too much money on fireworks and gasoline (previously I fought one haxless 9-A entity). After days of search I found him lurking around and tried to sneak up on him, he went to...

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LegendariumOfLies · Dec 24, 2025

Mind checking this out?

[1-3-1] The Empress Of Nilfgaard Vs The Empress Of The Isles - Ciri VS Emily Kaldwin - Witcher VS Dishonored

Intro: Just a neat match I wanted to do for a while. Ciri (Full Power Key): AP: 1.961393414 tons of TNT, 2.40995597059316 Megatons with Elder Blood LS: Class 5 (1 ton since no value is given), possibly Class 25 (10 tons) Emily: AP: 0.13 Tons Of Tnt LS: Class 5 (1.88 tons) Arena/Rules...

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Shadowslash125 · Dec 3, 2025

Ayo dude defend yeself

AppleMaker · Nov 27, 2025

Could those feats scale to 10-C - 10-A, or they would inevitably fall into Wall/Street levels?

Basically I have such idea about cartoon where characters have really funny and expressive toon force and many other abilities, but here's a catch - they are very very weak or at most not out of range of human's physical capabilities. Also some of their "toon force" and "abilities" are just an...

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How many Mr. Burnses it takes to defeat ____?

Self explanatory premise - I would use different characters to fight Mr. burns at his weakest key and I we discuss how many Mr. Burnses it would take to actually defeat someone from this list (that could be changed overtime) But here are some rules: There would be 2 conditions - with equal and...

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Shadowslash125 · Nov 23, 2025

Duo Tournament For Le Fun and Games

Was bored as heck, and didn't see any tournaments around in quite a long time, so why don't I cash in on this part of vsbw by making my own? I actually have a tournament planned for the actual VS Thread, but I'm waiting for something important to happen first. Besides, I want that tournament to...

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AppleMaker · Nov 18, 2025

Powerscalers vs Fiction part 36: Rakih_Elyan vs John Kramer (0-0-0)

Rules: Speed is not equalized Battle takes place in Chernobyl (with fully vanished radiation) No line of sight for anyone John Kramer is in his prime and have all weapons (that are accessible without prep time) Rakih_Elyan have Glock pistol Starting distance is 70 meters "Glock trumps all"...

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AThe1412 · Nov 14, 2025

AppleMaker · Nov 7, 2025

Battle of Weakest Duos (TWH and WH vs The Authority and Mr. Burns) (0-1-0)

That's gonna be peak Rules: The weakest human have below average intelligence and below average speed Weakest Human is in front of Authority (cqc range) Mr. Burns is 5 meters away from The Weakest Human (and 2 meters away from Authority and Weakest Human) Speed is not equalized Everyone is...

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Powerscaler vs Cosplayer (AppleMaker vs Human with Miku cosplay) (2-0-0)

Rules: Cosplayer is a guy Both are enraged Both are 10-A Both have above average intelligence Speed is not equalized All equipment is restricted Surprisingly unhinged powerscaler: 2 (@Qurbonboev); (@Lloydblitzed) Surprisingly strong cosplayer: IG Reels comments soloed them both:

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Old man vs literal food (The Authority vs Composite Hamburger) (1-1-3)

Rules: Speed is not equalized Authority is hungry and have instinctive intelligence Starting distance is 20 cm (so this old af guy could reach his opp) Both are 10-C Wind is not a factor for this matchup Old af man: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) "NO AUTHORITY, DON'T EAT THAT!!!!": 1...

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AppleMaker · Nov 7, 2025

Battle of Weakest Duos (TWH and WH vs The Authority and Mr. Burns) (0-1-0)

That's gonna be peak Rules: The weakest human have below average intelligence and below average speed Weakest Human is in front of Authority (cqc range) Mr. Burns is 5 meters away from The Weakest Human (and 2 meters away from Authority and Weakest Human) Speed is not equalized Everyone is...

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Powerscaler vs Cosplayer (AppleMaker vs Human with Miku cosplay) (2-0-0)

Rules: Cosplayer is a guy Both are enraged Both are 10-A Both have above average intelligence Speed is not equalized All equipment is restricted Surprisingly unhinged powerscaler: 2 (@Qurbonboev); (@Lloydblitzed) Surprisingly strong cosplayer: IG Reels comments soloed them both:

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Old man vs literal food (The Authority vs Composite Hamburger) (1-1-3)

Rules: Speed is not equalized Authority is hungry and have instinctive intelligence Starting distance is 20 cm (so this old af guy could reach his opp) Both are 10-C Wind is not a factor for this matchup Old af man: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) "NO AUTHORITY, DON'T EAT THAT!!!!": 1...

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DaReaperMan · Nov 2, 2025

The Watcher (Darksiders)

The Watcher is a secondary antagonist and supporting character of Darksiders, sent with War on his journey to restore the balance after Mankind's destruction.[1] As a direct servant of the Council, The Watcher serves his own ends as well as the Charred Council's, reveling in the power given to...

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I have a new profile

Jerry59 · Oct 31, 2025

AThe1412 · Oct 29, 2025

You should apply the Ultrakill CRT NOW!

Ruby_R_Dracula · Oct 22, 2025

so uh in the Gabriel vs Lucifer matchup, one fo the big main reasons Lucifer won was cuz of Massive LS Advantage right?

AppleMaker · Oct 19, 2025

Would you like to vote here?

Powerscalers vs Fiction part 22: ThePrimalHunter vs Tuco Salamanca (1-2-0)

Rules: Speed is not equalized ThePrimalHunter have 9-C equipment (to which he have access without prep time) Tuco have Bowie knife ThePrimalHunter have 10-A dura Battle takes place in Elmore Starting distance is 20 meters "I feel no pain, can you say the same?": 1...

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Ruby_R_Dracula · Oct 12, 2025

Ultrakill matchup from me that isn't against Adam from HH. Shocker

Minos Prime vs Optimus...... Prime

Rules: -Speed equal -Distance is 20 Meters -Battle took place in Cybertron Creature of steel... My gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment... is DEATH!: @Greatsage13th, @Robo432343 Massively Upscales...

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Ruby_R_Dracula · Oct 10, 2025

hmhm Maybe Last Ultrakill vs HH matchup

You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, First of Man… And DIE.

Profiles: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/King_Sisyphus_(ULTRAKILL)#Sisyphus_Prime https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Adam_(Hazbin_Hotel) Rules: -Speed is Equalized -20 Meter Distance -Battle takes place in the Heresy Layer -Sisyphus Prime Key is used -Anything above 7-C is restricted How...

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Ruby_R_Dracula · Oct 9, 2025

Ultrakill + HH

Adam... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the first man!

Rules: -Distance is 20 Meters -Takes Place in the Death Star for sum reason -Speed is Equalized -Minos Prime Key is used -Anything above 7-C is Restricted Minos Prime: @Anonymous_Learner, @Arkansalter2, @NikHelton, @LegendariumOfLies, @TugiaTheNarrator , @Ms.Luzifer, @Qurbonboev Massively...

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Ruby_R_Dracula · Oct 8, 2025

see you in alot of ultrakill stuff so...

Ultrakill

V1 vs Adam

Rules: -Speed Equalized -50 Meter Distance -Anything above 7-C is Restricted -Takes place in the Limbo Layer V1: @Arkansalter2, @Jerry59, @Kellex, @AThe1412, @VoidGoji, @Ms.Luzifer, @GodEarh206, @Ebihara, @Bimbitesthedust, @Anonymous_Learner, @AppleMaker 13.85 Kilotons 283.42 Tonnes Adam...

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AppleMaker · Oct 7, 2025

Powerscalers vs Fiction part 11: Rayfire vs Red Guy (1-0-0)

Rules: Speed is not equalized Rayfire have all his equipment and Peak human LS Battle takes place in Baldi's school Red guy attacks outside Rayfire's line of sight Rayfire: 1 (@Arkansalter2) Red guy: Incon:

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DaReaperMan · Sep 26, 2025

The Witch-King of Nagarroth vs the Clan Killer (Warhammer Fantasy vs Naruto) (0/1/5)

Before it's asked, both Itachi and Malekith have the required layers of resistance to illusions to not think or gesture and instantly hax the opponent in their primary haxlord ways. Da Rules: Speed is Equalized Malekith is in his second key Itachi is in his Edo Tensei key with potential to...

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I require votes here

Shadowslash125 · Sep 15, 2025

Veed Notes.

Kamen Rider X vs Hakurou

Summary Due to the similarity of both verses in hax department, I have decided it would be fun to create some match-up between the 2 verses. Kamen Rider X VS Hakarou (Light Novel) Rules Equalized Speed Battlefield is just a giant flat plains biome (Imagine a Minecraft flat world IRL)...

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Jerry59 · Sep 14, 2025

Arkansalter2 · Sep 9, 2025

https://vsbattles.com/threads/this-...nder-the-boys-vs-the-player-deepwoken.183273/ Spare a vote?

Arkansalter2 · Sep 7, 2025

Hi. John EBG vs V1?

AThe1412 · Sep 6, 2025

Shadowslash125 · Sep 4, 2025

Not a match, but wanna partake?

Character Specific Win Quotes (Main VSBW Edition)

Mainly inspired by this thread, but this has been in my mind for quite long too. Characters in matchups usually have a winner and loser, and they would at least have some sort of banter to the defeated enemy about something. So why not try thinking up a win quote for the notable matchups in...

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