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hippopotamus

  1. HonestlyBored24

    A hippo fights a literal ******* broom (Gotta Sweep vs. Hippopotamus) (0-7-0, GRACE)

    dude if this is a stomp than I’m gonna have more stomps than the pizza box guy Da Roolz Speed is unequalized. Both are bloodlusted, and start 15m away Battle takes place in a random school hallway. Da Vouts “My favorite part is when he said “it’s sweepin time” and sweeped all over the place”...
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    • baldi's basics in education and learning gotta sweep hippopotamus the real world
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. Flashlight237

    Horned Beast Meets People-Eater (White Rhinoceros vs Hippopotamus)

    One animal can't see jack and is basically a braindead idiot due to attacking small trees for whatever reason. The other animal is an aggressive "herbivore" that eats people (hence 500+ people killed per year). These two go up against one another all the time. Here's a hippo and a rhino going...
  3. Flashlight237

    Great White Shark vs Hippopotamus

    You know what people think are deadly but are really hardly a threat? Great white sharks. You know what's actually deadly? Hippopotamuses. Let's pit them against each other. For this match, we'll be putting both contenders at the edge of the Nile Delta mainly because it was the closest thing...
  4. H3110l12345I20

    Real Life Big Animals CRT

    Hmmm... my research on human durability feats & antifeats, along with many other acts has led me to these valuable sources that I deem notable & deserving to go into a CRT: [/SPOILER] [/SPOILER] [/SPOILER]
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • blue whale domestic pig elephant grizzly bear hippopotamus orca polar bear the real world the real world (verse) tiger (real world)
    • Replies: 1,116
    • Forum: Content Revision
  5. MistaClean

    King Hippo vs real life Hippo

    King Hippo vs Hippopotamus Speed is equal Both are at 9-B SBA Otherwise The King: The Peasant: They both go out for lunch:
  6. Flashlight237

    Scorpee vs Hippopotamus (Real World)

    Okay, so I've been making art for an MMO called Eliatopia; wrote nearly the entire bestiary for it too. It's online now and it's got a story and paid features, so of course it qualifies for a verse here. One of my favorite monsters is the Scorpee, a giant yellow scorpion. Scorpees are...
  7. Flashlight237

    Hippopotamus vs Megatherium

    Okay, so this is going to be interesting. So, on one hand, we have the hippopotamus, an aggressive beast that will try and attack everything it can, against a megatherium, a giant slothlike creature that, while weighing as much as an average Asian elephant, isn't necessarily as armed as one as...
  8. XitSign

    Grizzly Bear VS Hippopotamus

    I don't have any sort of clever setup or reason for this one...me and a friend were just playing some videogames the other day and asked a life changing question. "Who would win, a Hippo or a Bear?" Why? We were playing Sly Cooper 2 and doing a mission where Murray had to steal bear cubs and it...
  9. Pygmy_Hippo_2

    White Rhinoceros vs. Hippopotamus (Both The Real World)

    Not sure why this hasn't been done before but here's the fight between the two biggest herbivores in Africa excluding the Elephant. Fight takes place on the banks of the Nile River but either party can enter the water. Win by death of the other herbivore. White Rhinoceros:1 Hippopotamus:0...
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