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mr. burns

  1. A Large Pillow Blocks Elderly Man's Path (Mr Burns vs sleeping Snorlax, atypical battle assumptions, 7-0-0) (Concluded)

    The sort of "there's a comically small obstacle, so you can't progress though plot yet!" things were widely mocked - as they're often so small or fragile, that even an Average Human could easily climb them or break them, as long as he's not subject to game mechanics. So i decided to have them as...
    • User_A_98732165489
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    • a wild snorlax blocks the path mr. burns mr.burns pokémon snorlax the simpsons tier 10 tier 10-c
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. AppleMaker

    How many Mr. Burnses it takes to defeat ____?

    Self explanatory premise - I would use different characters to fight Mr. burns at his weakest key and I we discuss how many Mr. Burnses it would take to actually defeat someone from this list (that could be changed overtime) But here are some rules: There would be 2 conditions - with equal and...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • fun and games mr. burns the real world the simpsons
    • Replies: 87
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  3. AppleMaker

    Gorilla vs 1000 Mr Burnses (0-2-0)

    Since TWH's got curbstomped into oblivion due to lack of senses and being way too short - let's see how their taller, more functional and older counterparts would do Rules: Speed is equalized Mr Burnses are 10-C, everything above is restricted Gorilla is 9-C (could be lowered to 10-A if...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fun and games gorilla mr. burns the real world the simpsons
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  4. Stillwinston

    Mr Burns gets a money curse

    Thought about trying this so hey ho Speed is equalised Burns starts with 50 dollars of Milagro Man's money All in Springfield know of what Milagro Man's curse is Win via any means SBA otherwise Excellent: 0 Raining Cash: 0 Incon: 0 https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Burns...
  5. AppleMaker

    Composite Human vs Mr. Burns (1-0-1)

    Rules: Mr. Burns have 8-C durability Speed is equalized Battle takes place on Roblox baseplate with invisible walls (so no, CH can't push him off the edge) All equipment is restricted for both Neither of them have prior knowledge of each other The strongest: 1...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • composite human fun and games mr. burns the real world the real world what-if? mergings the simpsons
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  6. AppleMaker

    Battle of Weakest Duos (TWH and WH vs The Authority and Mr. Burns) (1-6-0)

    That's gonna be peak Rules: The weakest human have below average intelligence and below average speed Weakest Human is in front of Authority (cqc range) Mr. Burns is 5 meters away from The Weakest Human (and 2 meters away from Authority and Weakest Human) Speed is not equalized Everyone is...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • his dark materials mr. burns the authority the simpsons the weakest human
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  7. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 14: Wdinatx vs Mr. Burns (5-0-0)

    Rules: Mr Burns is 10-C Wdinatx have all equipment Mr Burns have melee equipment (if he have it) No line of sight for anyone Speed is not equalized Battle takes place in some random skyscraper, Wdinatx is on 10 floor, Mr Burns is on 8 floor Guy who sees red: 5 (@Qurbonboev); (@Mythic381)...
  8. AppleMaker

    Another old man fights the most horrifying piece of paper in existence (Mr. Burns vs Job application) (1-4-0)

    Previous old man was The Authority though. I hope this match would be fair Rules: Both are 10-C Battle takes place in Simpsons house Starting distance is 40 cm (enough for Burns hand to reach) Speed is not equalized SBA Yellow old man: 1 (@AppleMaker) Scariest thing ever (according to...
  9. AppleMaker

    Elderly man vs Brainrotted man (Mr Burns vs Ultra-Downplayed Composite Human) (2-5-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Mr Burns have no weapons Battle takes place in the matrix Starting distance is 1 meter Both are 10-C "It's high to be loathed": 2 (@Lloydblitzed); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); Gen alpha's future according to Gen Z: 5 (@AppleMaker); (@Jin2188); (@Oiguana2701)...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • composite human (downplayed) fun and games mr. burns the real world what-if? mergings the simpsons
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  10. AppleMaker

    Mr Burns fights a child (Mr. Burns vs Niko) (1-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Mr. Burns have his rifle (with no ammo) Niko's sun is restricted Battle takes place in Burns office Starting distance is 5 meters Mr. Burns: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) Niko: Incon:
  11. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    The hunter vs Mr burns (grace)

    Mr burns Hunter carnivores Rules Speed equalized first key hunter and 10-C Mr burns used And hunter has his shotgun Mr burns is allowed his rifle Starting distance is 15ft Battle takes place outside the Griffin home
  12. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    Gingerbread Man vs Mr. Burns

    This fight was never finished before GBM's profile got deleted. I moved his profile to the Joke Battles Wiki. Now we can finish this fight, starting over from the beginning. The result will be added only to GBM's profile, since that's how battles involving Joke Battle profiles work. This is...
  13. Flashlight237

    Mr. Burns vs Slime Bunny

    So... Mr. Burns has this weird anti-toonforce thing where he gets worse the worse his opponent is. What could be worse than an opponent that can only HEAL its opponents? Yep. I'm pitting Mr. Burns against a Slime Bunny: an opponent that literally cannot harm anything. Problem is the Slime...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • epic battle fantasy epic battle fantasy 5 mr. burns slime bunny the simpsons
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. Flashlight237

    SImpsons CRT: Give Mr. Burns His Hounds!

    You know, one of Mr. Burns selection of catchphrases is "Release the hounds!", and there's a good reason for that. Whenever he is displeased with someone, he would have his hounds called on them. In cases where Mr. Burns is feeling generous, he would just have A hound released. He can do this at...
  15. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 3 (Simpsons vs The Real World)(GRACE)

    MR. BURNS vs EMPEROR PENGUIN Rules: 10-C Mr.Burns Battle takes place at a zoo penguin exibity on land If I can, Burns has that bat from the gif on his profile Speed is NOT equalized Exellent: Honk: 7 (AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, TheShape03, Mariogoods, HonestlyBored24, koopa3144...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • emperor penguin (learn to fly) mr. burns the real world the real world (verse) the simpsons
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 2 (Simpsons vs DC)(0-3-0)

    MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN Rules: Both have everything they have Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant Burns start inside his office, Penguin starts outside Both have one week of prepare time to serch and create strategies Speed is equalized hounds and weapons are all 8-A Exellent...
  17. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 1 (Simpsons vs FNAC)(GRACE)

    Simple battle with no so simple debating, let's go straight to It them MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN Rules: Both are 10-C Anything above 10-C is restricted(no gun for burns) Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant Mr. Burns start at his office Penguin start in the powerplant Employee Break...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • five nights at candy's mr. burns the penguin (five nights at candy's) the simpsons
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. King_Dom470

    **** it, Flytrap vs Mr. Burns (8-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: The Flytrap has 5 traps They start 6 inches away from each other The Flytrap is bloodlusted Battle takes place in Burns Office SBA for everything else Supernaturally Weak Dude: (JustANormalLemon, BrackishBrineBroth, noninho, AThe1412, RoggerReggor, Mariogoods, Flashlight237...
  19. Flashlight237

    Mr. Burns LS.... Supporting Calc Addition?

    So I calc'd Mr. Burns' apparently casual lifting strength from him holding up a single carbon rod.: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Flashlight237/Calculation:_Mr._Burns_Holds_Up_a_Carbon_Rod This holds consistency with his more "feat" feats like being able to hold up stuff like a...
  20. GoCommitDi

    Alan Keane vs Mr. Burns

    Alan visits Springfield and drops by Mr. Burns' office so he can change his ways for the better and help him see why life is worth living. Burns, being the miserable, selfish grouch he is, doesn't want any of that and decides to get rid of Alan. Fight takes place in Burns' office "MY INSIDES...
    • GoCommitDi
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    • alan keane mr. burns the amazing world of gumball the simpsons
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. Flashlight237

    Mr. Burns vs Beelzebub (Helltaker)

    Okay, so this is gonna be interesting. So, Beelzebub's main ability is inflicting someone with every disease known to man just by existing around them. Mr. Burns tanks that shit! Plus hey, at his best, he is pretty close to the AP rating Beel scales off. Mr. Burns is capable of harming...
  22. Flashlight237

    Mr. Burns Question

    Hey there. So, Mr. Burns usually has his hounds at the ready at his office/workplace. Heck, one of his most popular quotes is "Release the hounds!" Why the heck were the hounds not listed on his profile under the equipment section?
  23. Flashlight237

    Battle of the 9-A Glass Cannons (Mr. Burns vs Morphman)

    Okay, so we have another 9-A glass cannon now... MORPHMAN! Mr. Burns is a 9-A glass cannon despite being known to be weak, with his Loch Ness Monster feat being seen as an outlier by his standards specifically. Let's see how these two go up against each other. I mean Mr. Burns is the more...
  24. hockame

    Mr. Burns VS Shrunken Bones

    Keep in mind, this is Mr. Burns at his weakest. I'm talking "Mr. Burns that gets knocked out by a camera flash" Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: Shrunken Bones: Both are bloodlusted Fight is in Mr. Burns' office Speed is equalized Win via incap, KO or death
    • hockame
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    • 10-c marvel comics mr. burns shrunken bones (marvel comics) the simpsons
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. hockame

    0-0-0 Mr. Burns VS Shadow Plague

    Mr. Burns: Shadow Plague: Incon: Both are 10-C "Fight" takes place in Springfield Hospital This is basically just a "Can Mr. Burns resist the Shadow Plague?" Should be interesting.
    • hockame
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    • mr. burns plague inc. shadow plague the simpsons
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. hockame

    0-0-0 Mr. Burns Fights With a Pile of Trash

    Trash and the Gang: Mr. Burns: Incon: Speed is equalized Both are bloodlusted Fight is in the Springfield Power Plant at 12 AM Fight starts in Mr. Burns' office, 20 cm away from each other Win via incap or death Both are 10-C
    • hockame
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    • 10-c five nights at freddy's mr. burns the simpsons trash and the gang
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. MistaClean

    Mr. Burns fights a Tier 0

    Mr. Burns vs JUDY Both are at 10-C and Mr. Burns doesn't have his firearms The 10-C: The 0: 1 Incon:
  28. Everyone_is_die

    It`s Big brain time

    Manny vs Mr.Burns Both at 10-C,Manny gets tin foil ball,Speed equal,battle will take place in painsview Mr.Burns Ploopy: tie:
  29. Buttersamuri

    Butters Glass Cannon Brackets: Round 2 Elsa vs Mr. Burns

    Onto round 2 of our battle of glass cannons! This round we have None other then Mr. Burns, from The Simpsons, Submitted by GoCommitDu, goin up against Elsa from Frozen, Submitted by Adem Warlock69 The Current Standings Speed is equal They start in range Elsa is Wall level durability with up...
  30. MistaClean

    Mr. Burns vs Eric Cartman

    Mr. Burns vs Eric Cartman both 10-C speed equal and thats it really. gun restricted Cartman: 0 Burns: 1
  31. DontTalkDT

    Mr. Burns vs a Time Vulture

    Mr. Burns vs a Time Vulture Mr. Burns gets no Firearms. Who takes this?
  32. GoCommitDi

    Mr Burns fights a 7-B...

    ...with 10-C durability Speed is = Burns has his gun Both start 10 meters away Fight is in Wyoming, which means nobody will know where they are, resulting in no outside help Mr. Burns: 0 Bubble: 0 Incon: 6
  33. Buttersamuri

    They have Everything (Rematch)

    Ok. this thread was done a little bit ago. However, the conclusion had issues and did not considering Glenn's navy training. A more recent episode brings up he was a navy soldier. So doing a quick rematch so this information can be considered for it. Same set up as before Speed is equal Burns...
  34. Buttersamuri

    10-C Tournament Round 3 Mr. Burns vs Remy The Rat

    Our next Old Man fight. Let's see who wins in the third round of the 10-C tournament. Mr. Burns vs Remy The Rat Set up here Rules Both are 10-C Speed is equal Mr. Burns doesn't have his gun Takes place in a forest That's all. Round 3 begins Mr. Burns: 5 Remy: Inconclusive/Draw:
  35. GoCommitDi

    Mr Burns vs Shrek

    Buns is 10-C but has a pistol speed is = Fight is at Shrek's swamp Both start 20 meters from eachother
  36. GoCommitDi

    Mr Burns vs Big Smoke (ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FIND OUT WHO SHOT MR BURNS, CJ!!!!!!)

    Big Smoke is 9-B Burns is 10-C Both have pistols speed is = Fight is in Big Smoke's crack palace Both start 20 meters from each other
  37. Buttersamuri

    Izuku fights an Old Man (grace)

    Haha. More Burns fighting people. Burns is 10-C. But has his gun (which is 8-C+) Base Deku, Beginnings form. (9-A) Speed is equal They are both in an apartment building and don't know where the other is, but know they want the other dead There. Who wins and why? Old Man Murders Kid: 4 Kid...
  38. Buttersamuri

    Frank West fights an old man

    Ok. I decided. I'm just gonna make Mr. Burns fight people who aren't 8-C or higher. Now it's Frank West. Cause I keep making him fight people. But here's the condition 10-C Mr. Burns (durability wise) But he has his gun and rifle (None of that lol can't even overpower a bug nonsense) Speed is...
  39. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Burns fights garbage

    Because why not. Burns will be 10-C obviously Speed is equal Who wins and why? Mr. Burns: 1 Trash and the Gang: Inconclusive/Draw:
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    • five nights at freddy's mr. burns the simpsons trash and the gang
    • Replies: 124
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. GoCommitDi

    Richard Watterson vs Mr. Burns

    Burns is 10-C but has a gun Richard is 8-C Fight is in Nickelodeon Animation Studio Both start 68 › meters away from each other speed is =
    • GoCommitDi
    • Thread
    • mr. burns richard watterson the amazing world of gumball the simpsons
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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