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the simpsons

  1. Kiryu2012

    Homer Simpson vs Blake Belladonna

    yeah Homer Simpson (196 tons) vs Blake Belladonna (249.48 tons) 8-A Homer vs Post-Haven Blake. Speed equal. Standard equipment. Fight takes place in a random pub in Ireland. Victory via KO or death.
  2. Tonygameman

    Homer's Potential SH Digestion and Sound-Manip Range (The Simpsons)

    Okay, this will be a very minor ability CRT. As self-explanatory as the title gets, Homer should have an ability based on him swallowing a small bicycle with no repercussion in Season 6, Episode 15: Homie the Clown. Nothing else to talk aside of being potentially listed under Toon Force. EDIT...
  3. Homer's lifting strength

    Homer was able to knock down one letter of the Springfield sign with just a slight push of his legs. Those letters should weigh the same as the letters on the Hollywood sign, which weigh 24 tons each (Class 25 Feat). He was also able to hold on to himself and Marge in the middle of a tornado...
  4. Spinoirr

    Radioactive Dads fight | Soldier Boy vs Homer | 0-5-0

    Speed is equal Both are 8-A Fight takes place in Springfield Soldier Boy has a 4.08163265306 x power advantage Homer: 5 Soldier Boy: Icon:
  5. A Large Pillow Blocks Elderly Man's Path (Mr Burns vs sleeping Snorlax, atypical battle assumptions, 7-0-0) (Concluded)

    The sort of "there's a comically small obstacle, so you can't progress though plot yet!" things were widely mocked - as they're often so small or fragile, that even an Average Human could easily climb them or break them, as long as he's not subject to game mechanics. So i decided to have them as...
  6. AppleMaker

    How many Mr. Burnses it takes to defeat ____?

    Self explanatory premise - I would use different characters to fight Mr. burns at his weakest key and I we discuss how many Mr. Burnses it would take to actually defeat someone from this list (that could be changed overtime) But here are some rules: There would be 2 conditions - with equal and...
  7. AppleMaker

    Gorilla vs 1000 Mr Burnses (0-2-0)

    Since TWH's got curbstomped into oblivion due to lack of senses and being way too short - let's see how their taller, more functional and older counterparts would do Rules: Speed is equalized Mr Burnses are 10-C, everything above is restricted Gorilla is 9-C (could be lowered to 10-A if...
  8. Stillwinston

    Mr Burns gets a money curse

    Thought about trying this so hey ho Speed is equalised Burns starts with 50 dollars of Milagro Man's money All in Springfield know of what Milagro Man's curse is Win via any means SBA otherwise Excellent: 0 Raining Cash: 0 Incon: 0 https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Burns...
  9. HonestlyBored24

    WHY YOU LITTLE (Homer Simpson vs. The King) (0-0-0)

    Da Roolz Speed is equalized. Both are in-character and start 10 meters away. The battle takes place in the Card Castle in the King’s arena. Da Vouts “MmmMm… beeeeEEEEErrrrr….”: Scales to this; 0.68 Tons of TNT Scales to this; 5.27 Metric Tons “To my people, I’m the hero. To you, I’M THE BAD...
  10. AppleMaker

    Composite Human vs Mr. Burns (1-0-1)

    Rules: Mr. Burns have 8-C durability Speed is equalized Battle takes place on Roblox baseplate with invisible walls (so no, CH can't push him off the edge) All equipment is restricted for both Neither of them have prior knowledge of each other The strongest: 1...
  11. AppleMaker

    Battle of Weakest Duos (TWH and WH vs The Authority and Mr. Burns) (1-6-0)

    That's gonna be peak Rules: The weakest human have below average intelligence and below average speed Weakest Human is in front of Authority (cqc range) Mr. Burns is 5 meters away from The Weakest Human (and 2 meters away from Authority and Weakest Human) Speed is not equalized Everyone is...
  12. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 14: Wdinatx vs Mr. Burns (5-0-0)

    Rules: Mr Burns is 10-C Wdinatx have all equipment Mr Burns have melee equipment (if he have it) No line of sight for anyone Speed is not equalized Battle takes place in some random skyscraper, Wdinatx is on 10 floor, Mr Burns is on 8 floor Guy who sees red: 5 (@Qurbonboev); (@Mythic381)...
  13. AppleMaker

    Another old man fights the most horrifying piece of paper in existence (Mr. Burns vs Job application) (1-4-0)

    Previous old man was The Authority though. I hope this match would be fair Rules: Both are 10-C Battle takes place in Simpsons house Starting distance is 40 cm (enough for Burns hand to reach) Speed is not equalized SBA Yellow old man: 1 (@AppleMaker) Scariest thing ever (according to...
  14. AppleMaker

    Elderly man vs Brainrotted man (Mr Burns vs Ultra-Downplayed Composite Human) (2-5-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Mr Burns have no weapons Battle takes place in the matrix Starting distance is 1 meter Both are 10-C "It's high to be loathed": 2 (@Lloydblitzed); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); Gen alpha's future according to Gen Z: 5 (@AppleMaker); (@Jin2188); (@Oiguana2701)...
  15. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns: "release the hounds" addition (2 staff sproved)

    Very simple CRT Mr.Burns should have the Hounds as optional equippament, they would be 9-A, likely 8-C Tier: 10-C, at least 9-A, likely 8-C with his weapons and Hounds Attack Potency: Below Average Human level (In his lowest showings, Mr. Burns is ultimately an elderly and physically impaired...
  16. AppleMaker

    Mr Burns fights a child (Mr. Burns vs Niko) (1-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Mr. Burns have his rifle (with no ammo) Niko's sun is restricted Battle takes place in Burns office Starting distance is 5 meters Mr. Burns: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) Niko: Incon:
  17. Stillwinston

    Tricky The Clown vs Homer Simpson

    Thought about this and reckon could give it a go Speed is equal Homer is 8-C Tricky the Clown's first 8-C key is being used Fight takes place in the parking lot outside the nuclear power plant SBA otherwise Clown: 0 D'Oh: 0 Incon: 0 https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tricky_the_Clown...
  18. Jason_Courne

    Major Simpson's upgrades: Attack Potency and Speed

    The first in a series of remake posts on a long forgotten thread, starting off with an upgrade to AP/Dura and reaction speeds New AP / Durability calculations Homer tanks a nuclear meltdown (196 tons of tnt) Credit to @TheShape03 for creating the calculation Wiggum tanks an APC getting...
  19. AppleMaker

    Bart Simpson vs Jumbo Josh

    Conditions: Speed unequalized; Bart have 3 hours of prep time; Both are 8-c; Bart have optional equipment; Starting distance is 20 meters; Battle takes place in Quahog; Jumbo Josh scales to: this Bart Simpson scales to: this; this and this (possibly this); Advantages: Bart Simpson have...
  20. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    The hunter vs Mr burns (grace)

    Mr burns Hunter carnivores Rules Speed equalized first key hunter and 10-C Mr burns used And hunter has his shotgun Mr burns is allowed his rifle Starting distance is 15ft Battle takes place outside the Griffin home
  21. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    Gingerbread Man vs Mr. Burns

    This fight was never finished before GBM's profile got deleted. I moved his profile to the Joke Battles Wiki. Now we can finish this fight, starting over from the beginning. The result will be added only to GBM's profile, since that's how battles involving Joke Battle profiles work. This is...
  22. Flashlight237

    Mr. Burns vs Slime Bunny

    So... Mr. Burns has this weird anti-toonforce thing where he gets worse the worse his opponent is. What could be worse than an opponent that can only HEAL its opponents? Yep. I'm pitting Mr. Burns against a Slime Bunny: an opponent that literally cannot harm anything. Problem is the Slime...
  23. Jason_Courne

    The Simpsons: High 8-C to 8-A, Supersonic+, Intelligence, and Minor revisions

    Homer tanks a nuclear meltdown (196 tons of tnt) Credit to @TheShape03 for creating the calculation Wiggum tanks an APC getting pulverized (.3 tons of tnt) Skinner tanks his car getting vaporized (3.36 tons of tnt Bart creates a shockwave (2.8 kilotons of tnt) Bart tanks a portion of said...
  24. Flashlight237

    SImpsons CRT: Give Mr. Burns His Hounds!

    You know, one of Mr. Burns selection of catchphrases is "Release the hounds!", and there's a good reason for that. Whenever he is displeased with someone, he would have his hounds called on them. In cases where Mr. Burns is feeling generous, he would just have A hound released. He can do this at...
  25. hockame

    Harry and Marv VS Angry Dad

    Plot: Harry and Marv break into Angry Dad's house in the middle of the night with the intent of robbing him, but end up accidentally waking him up in the process. Speed is equalized. Harry and Marv have crowbars, and Angry Dad is in his 9-C key. Harry and Marv: Angry Dad:
  26. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 3 (Simpsons vs The Real World)(GRACE)

    MR. BURNS vs EMPEROR PENGUIN Rules: 10-C Mr.Burns Battle takes place at a zoo penguin exibity on land If I can, Burns has that bat from the gif on his profile Speed is NOT equalized Exellent: Honk: 7 (AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, TheShape03, Mariogoods, HonestlyBored24, koopa3144...
  27. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 2 (Simpsons vs DC)(0-3-0)

    MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN Rules: Both have everything they have Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant Burns start inside his office, Penguin starts outside Both have one week of prepare time to serch and create strategies Speed is equalized hounds and weapons are all 8-A Exellent...
  28. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 1 (Simpsons vs FNAC)(GRACE)

    Simple battle with no so simple debating, let's go straight to It them MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN Rules: Both are 10-C Anything above 10-C is restricted(no gun for burns) Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant Mr. Burns start at his office Penguin start in the powerplant Employee Break...
  29. King_Dom470

    **** it, Flytrap vs Mr. Burns (8-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: The Flytrap has 5 traps They start 6 inches away from each other The Flytrap is bloodlusted Battle takes place in Burns Office SBA for everything else Supernaturally Weak Dude: (JustANormalLemon, BrackishBrineBroth, noninho, AThe1412, RoggerReggor, Mariogoods, Flashlight237...
  30. Imlolat5

    homer vs muscle man

    rulez 1. speed equal 2. no optional equipment 3. both at 8-C Donut: MY MOM!!!:
  31. Oiguana2701

    8-C Tournament | Maguma Vs Bart Simpson 7-0-0

    Speed is equalized Both are bloodlusted Battle takes place on Springfield. They start 74 meters away from water 8-C Bart is used Bart only has his Equipment (With 22 ammunition) SBA for everything else Maguma: 7 Bart Simpson: Maguma's AP: 1.46 Tons of TNT Bart Simpson's AP: 0.682212195 tons of TNT
  32. Flashlight237

    Mr. Burns LS.... Supporting Calc Addition?

    So I calc'd Mr. Burns' apparently casual lifting strength from him holding up a single carbon rod.: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Flashlight237/Calculation:_Mr._Burns_Holds_Up_a_Carbon_Rod This holds consistency with his more "feat" feats like being able to hold up stuff like a...
  33. GoCommitDi

    Alan Keane vs Mr. Burns

    Alan visits Springfield and drops by Mr. Burns' office so he can change his ways for the better and help him see why life is worth living. Burns, being the miserable, selfish grouch he is, doesn't want any of that and decides to get rid of Alan. Fight takes place in Burns' office "MY INSIDES...
  34. koopa3144

    Peppino Spaghetti vs Homer Simpson (7-0-0) (Grace)

    Fight takes place on the top of the pizza tower Speed is equalized Both are 8-C Distance is 15 meters Peppino has his Pistol SBA for anything else Italian man: 7 (0.33 Tons Of TNT) "D'OH": 0 (0.39 tons of TNT) Incon: 0
  35. TheShape03

    The Simpsons upgrade.

    Well, these two calculations were accepted. https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheShape03/Lifting_Strength_for_The_Simpsons https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheShape03/Homer_Simpson_vaporizes_several_tons_of_rock So everyone would scale to Class K in Lifting Strength, but...
  36. KingEzran

    Bart Simpson vs Leonardo (4Kids)

    - Both are 9-A - Speed Equalized - Both are bloodlusted - Win via death Votes: Bart: 0 (0.214 Tons) Leo: 0 (0.17 Tons) Incon: 0
  37. AnAverageUsername

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 3; Match 7: Homer Simpson vs Volt Foss (Solo Were-Hunter)

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 3; Match 7: Homer Simpson vs Volt Foss (Solo Were-Hunter) 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: • Speed is equalized • All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A • Takes place in the center of Geneva at...
  38. Board3659

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 2; Match 5: Vuk vs Homer Simpson

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 2; Match 5: Vuk vs Homer Simpson 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: Speed is equalized All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise 70 meters starting...
  39. Board3659

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 1; Match 11: Marcy Wu vs Homer Simpson

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 1; Match 11: Marcy Wu vs Homer Simpson 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: Speed is equalized All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise 70 meters...
  40. Pizzabox492

    Sans vs Homer

    Sans fights Homer Simpson Speed equalized Sans is in character, Homer is bloodlusted Homer has all equipment Arena is Last Corridor Starting Distance is 10m 9-A vs 9-A Who wins?
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