"A devil's pet" | Vanilla Ice vs Alastor (JJBA vs Hazbin Hotel) | 1-1-5

[StrymULTRA]

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Spoiler: Story for a bit of context (Assume this is a mix of Hazbin Hotel and Jojo where it works)

After meeting his demise from Polnareff, Vanilla Ice wakes up, and finds himself in... Hell. At first, he's disoriented, but then he realizes what happened. He died, and by the hands of someone who is even a threat to Dio, his only lord. In a mix of rage, panic, and fear of what could happen to Dio, he instantly uses Cream to destroy some of the surroundings, annihilating several Sinners, Hellborns and buildings, until finally reaching the Hazbin Hotel, busting directly in a wall that is somehow thicker than the other ones. As he takes out his head to see what's around him, he's gret by a tall deer-like figure, who has a constant smile with wide teeth, other than a peculiar radio effect to his voice.

Alastor: Mmmh, look at who's approaching here, if not the most loyal dog of Dio Brando, who is none other than Vanilla Ice?

Vanilla Ice: Who the hell are you, and how do you know my and Lord Dio's name!?

Alastor: Oh oh oh, I am glad you asked! Name's Alastor, glad to meet you, and for your information I knew about Dio through the words of former minions of his, like Jack the Ripper, and I bet you already know him. I couldn't help but be intrigued by his tale and so from here I began to check on how his plans of world domination are proceeding, especially after knowing he attempted this before even 100 years ago! I like stubborn people like him, especially his absurd hatred towards the Joestar bloodline, that has be the most esquisite thing I saw in this decade! And I could see your death too, was pretty embarassing to say the least, getting the power of a vampire and yet still dying to the combined efforts of a mere human and a dog-

These words were more than enough to spike the anger of Vanilla Ice to its limit, and so he faces the Radio Demon with a contorted face filled of fury.

Vanilla Ice: YOU DAMN FREAK! NOT ONLY YOU DARE TO SPY ON LORD DIO AND TREAT HIM AS SOME KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT, BUT YOU EVEN MOCK MY EFFORT TO PROTECT HIM!? YOU SHOULD DIE FOR THIS ALONE!

Alastor bursts in laughter, and looks at Vanilla Ice, saying in a mocking tone with a bigger grin.

Alastor: Ooh, sho scawry, what you're gonna do, yell at me while you still being obsessed by a "Lord" that never treated you as more than a disposable peon? The same Dio who cannot even fully tame a body that he put so much effort in stealing after losing his own? Are you gonna use that puny Stand in attempts to kill me in little circles? Come on then, show me your worst!

And so, the fight begins, with Vanilla Ice disappearing with Cream and surrounding Alastor while the latter readies himself with his tentacles.

• Fight takes place in the Hazbin Hotel.
• Both start at 10 meters of disance.
• Base Demon Alastor and Vampire Vanilla Ice are used.
• Alastor has prior knowledge on what is Cream and how it works.
• SBA.

Dio's pet: 1 (@Mommyleona)

Rosie's pet: 1 (@DeadlyMonarchChewstheDirt)

Incon: 5 (@DaReaperMan, @Greatsage13th, @TheOrangeGuy09, @Anonymous_Learner, @Ms.Luzifer)

 

[Mommyleona]

uhh doesn't Ice just kinda speedblitz and one shot?

 

[TheOrangeGuy09]

Blud forgor to equalize speed

 

[StrymULTRA]

uhh doesn't Ice just kinda speedblitz and one shot?

Alastor has prior knowledge so he should still have ways to prepare and counter-attack methinks.

 

[StrymULTRA]

Blud forgor to equalize speed

If we do Alastor will become Human speed and Cream remains at full MFTL due to how Speed Equal rules work.

 

[Mommyleona]

Alastor has prior knowledge so he should still have ways to prepare and counter-attack methinks.

i think you should make the distance longer for that tbh

 

[TheOrangeGuy09]

If we do Alastor will become Human speed and Cream remains at full MFTL due to how Speed Equal rules work.

Huh

Speed: Likely Massively FTL reflexes (Reacted to Silver Chariot). At least Massively FTL with Cream (Could attack Polnareff before Chariot retaliated back. Can consistently dodge strikes from a speed boosted Silver Chariot. Effortlessly blitzed The Fool)

Ice will just become FTL

 

[MochOath]

11th Hellaverse versus thread this week

 

[StrymULTRA]

i think you should make the distance longer for that tbh

Alr, 50 m it is.

Ice will just become FTL

It says nothing on his normal combat speed, it only mentions its reflexes and MFTL with Cream, which is his Stand, AKA attack speed separated from his actual combat one.

 

[TheOrangeGuy09]

It says nothing on his normal combat speed, it only mentions its reflexes and MFTL with Cream, which is his Stand, AKA attack speed separated from his actual combat one.

How the heck does that even work in his own verse

 

[Mommyleona]

Alr, 50 m it is.

well now we talking

How the heck does that even work in his own verse

dont even
Its a big reason why jojo matches are almost impossible alot of the time

 

[StrymULTRA]

How the heck does that even work in his own verse

Basically.

You're yourself, with just super-duper fast reflexes and perception. Then you can summon your Stand, aka a punching ghost you can control with your mind, which is what has full MFTL combat speed. Given that the opponent is not primary fighting the Stand but you, his speed will be equalized to your combat one (aka Human speed), while rest remains intact because of it being faster than said combat speed by that degree.

 

[StrymULTRA]

well no we talking

Anyway, who you voting? Because Vanilla Ice is basically blind within Cream and needs to expose his head in order to see stuff, and Alastor could use his tentacles as a way to track him despite being invisible while using Cream, especially given his prior knowedge on the Stand's abilities.

 

[Chariot190]

If we do Alastor will become Human speed and Cream remains at full MFTL due to how Speed Equal rules work.

Cream wouldnt, at least if you use vampire ice. Cream isnt a fucktillion times quicker than that form (still a blitz above but not like actual Flash shit).
Equalization still effects them relatively to the base speed.

 

[StrymULTRA]

Cream wouldnt, at least if you use vampire ice. Cream isnt a fucktillion times quicker than that form (still a blitz above but not like actual Flash shit).
Equalization still effects them relatively to the base speed.

Alr, both are at 10 meters and speed is equalized now.

 

[Mommyleona]

Anyway, who you voting? Because Vanilla Ice is basically blind within Cream and needs to expose his head in order to see stuff, and Alastor could use his tentacles as a way to track him despite being invisible while using Cream, especially given his prior knowedge on the Stand's abilities.

hmm
well while Al has knowledge on Cream, he doesnt know that Ice is a vampire, so anything short of dismembering (even then if we say that Ice has Straizo lvl regen he can comeback from that too) wont really put him down, and he wont know about the sun being Ice's weakness
So yeah im pretty confident Ice will just erase him after some tries

 

[StrymULTRA]

well while Al has knowledge on Cream, he doesnt know that Ice is a vampire, so anything short of dismembering (even then if we say that Ice has Straizo lvl regen he can comeback from that too) wont really put him down, and he wont know about the sun being Ice's weakness

If we wanna be fair a 5-B is not "just" dismembering a 9-A lol.

 

[Mommyleona]

If we wanna be fair a 5-B is not "just" dismembering a 9-A lol.

eh it kinda depends how alastor uses his tentacles and stuff, obv alastor CAN do much more than just dismember
if he manages to grab him from all sides and crush him into a bloody puddle or something like that
but i more likely see him try to stab/tear him apart first
considering alastor will only really have a short opening to attack Ice when he's peeking to see where Al is

 

[StrymULTRA]

eh it kinda depends how alastor uses his tentacles and stuff, obv alastor CAN do much more than just dismember
if he manages to grab him from all sides and crush him into a bloody puddle or something like that
but i more likely see him try to stab/tear him apart first
considering alastor will only really have a short opening to attack Ice when he's peeking to see where Al is

I mean, Vanilla Ice would almost never expose more than his head, but just destroying that is enough for Al to win.

Though counted your vote here.

 

[TheOrangeGuy09]

I mean, Vanilla Ice would almost never expose more than his head, but just destroying that is enough for Al to win.

Alastor can pretty much transform into shadow to force him to look for him and thus expose his head, and then can do sneak attack to one-shot. And trust me, he loves his sneak attacks.

 

[Chariot190]

He do be a vampire tho he has superhuman senses.
AND Standa can interact with shadow types (Set, Black Sab, Paisley Park, etc are all logia ass shadows, set explicitly is bound to a literal one at that not just shadow-like).
That might be extremely dangerous to attempt tbh.

 

[Ruby_R_Dracula]

follwoing

 

[StrymULTRA]

Bump

 

[DaReaperMan]

He do be a vampire tho he has superhuman senses.
AND Standa can interact with shadow types (Set, Black Sab, Paisley Park, etc are all logia ass shadows, set explicitly is bound to a literal one at that not just shadow-like).
That might be extremely dangerous to attempt tbh.

To be fair, it's Alastor, who's a sinner, if he loses a limb or two it's not much of a problem.

Anyways... I actually think that it's incon. Cream is hellish at the best of times, and Alastor wouldn't know what happened with Vanilla Ice because he lacks the ESP to see Stands, however he's survivable enough that he can lose a limb or tentacle with no issues, and when he sees the head poke out... gabagool.

But it can't be understated that if either character ***** up majorly once, they lose.

 

[StrymULTRA]

Bump

 

[Greatsage13th]

I'd vote for an inconclusive.

 

[TheOrangeGuy09]

Change my vote to incon too

 

[Anonymous_Learner]

incon fra

 

[DeadlyMonarchChewstheDirt]

Alastor, he can straight up fly, one shots, and since he has prior knowledge, he will DEFINITLY figure out how to bait Ice, also he has more varied abilities and speed equalization is just "the sugar on the cream" so to speak

Alastor

 

[Ruby_R_Dracula]

incon fra

 

[DeadlyMonarchChewstheDirt]

How does Al not just wait out Ice and one shot his brain to paint? I can't see an incon here because all Al has to do is track the destruction that Ice causes, wait for him to come out, and sneak an uppercut like against Adam, but the diff here being that it would one shot the guy. And regen doesn't save him here because Dio himself mentioned that had Polnereff scrambled his brain enough, he would have straight up died. And Ice is not Dio. I just can't see incon and genuinely need explanation for it.

 

[Mythic381]

what is jojo even about

 

[DaReaperMan]

what is jojo even about

Depends on the part.

 

[Anonymous_Learner]

what is jojo even about

OP Hax, apparently

 

[Mythic381]

OP Hax, apparently

Nothing is more op than cloth manipulation