Bill Cipher vs. Cueball (xkcd)

[Jinsye]

Bill fights a 10-C, let's see how badly he dies.

Speed Equalized

2-A vs. 10-C

Who wins?

Bill Cipher: 0

Cueball (xkcd): 0

 

[DMUA]

Dis gon be gud

 

[DMB_1]

Dis gon be gud

If by "gud" you mean "painful to watch", then I agree.

 

[DMUA]

yes

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

The stick figure could simply move some rocks and make Bill vanish. Maybe Bill could Reality Warp him or something? Would that work?

 

[DMUA]

How would Bill even see him?

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I assumed they would start the fight aware of each other's presence, so they could actually fight, or something like that. If that's not the case, then Bill literally won't even know what hit him, we're talking about a dude who's smaller than strings, I don't think Bill can really detect something like that.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

This is a joke about bill's losses after his downgrade right?

 

[Schnee_One]

Yes

 

[Sound_of_Infinity]

Dura bypass, Cueball GG'ed it.

 

[QrowBarr]

oh my...

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Time doesn't pass unless Cueball makes it pass.

Cueball spends a bazillion time-stopped years slowly taking Bill apart

 

[DMUA]

Bill says "lol time has no meaning here" and makes it pass anyway though.

I mean the whole reason he was Low 2-C was that he had total control over time.

 

[Jinsye]

Blorp

 

[Sound_of_Infinity]

Bill probably stomps now