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The person above makes a wish. You grant their wish — but you must twist it in the worst (but still funny) way possible. After corrupting it, you make your own wish for the next person to ruin.
Examples:
User A: I wish I could fly. User B: Granted. But you can only fly two inches above the ground and at 0.1 km/h, so you look like a Roomba.
I wish I had infinite money.
User C: Granted. But every bill screams at maximum volume when you touch it.
I wish I was immortal.
User D: Granted. But only your left big toe lives forever, the rest of you ages normally.
I wish for free pizza.
User E: Granted. But it’s always pineapple pizza and it arrives 7 years late.
Now it’s your turn. Become the Wishmaster of others — create, grant, and twist their dreams in the most chaotic way you pick!
The person above makes a wish. You grant their wish — but you must twist it in the worst (but still funny) way possible. After corrupting it, you make your own wish for the next person to ruin.
Examples:
User A: I wish I could fly. User B: Granted. But you can only fly two inches above the ground and at 0.1 km/h, so you look like a Roomba.
I wish I had infinite money.
User C: Granted. But every bill screams at maximum volume when you touch it.
I wish I was immortal.
User D: Granted. But only your left big toe lives forever, the rest of you ages normally.
I wish for free pizza.
User E: Granted. But it’s always pineapple pizza and it arrives 7 years late.
Now it’s your turn. Become the Wishmaster of others — create, grant, and twist their dreams in the most chaotic way you pick!
Welcome, mortals, to the thread where facts come to perish. Here’s how it works: ❌ Ask any question. 💀 The next person MUST answer it in the dumbest, most incorrect way possible. 🎭 Then they ask their own question. 🚫 If your answer makes sense, you have failed the vibe check. 🔥 Examples: Q...
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Also this ^ might be a meme but goddamn the misinformation/disinformation potential...
In any case, I bet I could break the Corrupt Wishmaster game but I want to watch what happens/how other people respond.
Welcome, mortals, to the thread where facts come to perish. Here’s how it works: ❌ Ask any question. 💀 The next person MUST answer it in the dumbest, most incorrect way possible. 🎭 Then they ask their own question. 🚫 If your answer makes sense, you have failed the vibe check. 🔥 Examples: Q...
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Also this ^ might be a meme but goddamn the misinformation/disinformation potential...
In any case, I bet I could break the Corrupt Wishmaster game but I want to watch what happens/how other people respond.
Indeed, let us observe.
(I will not make any wishes myself, since as I said there's at least one way to break the game, and that's via a wish I thought of, but it'd amount to god-mode NLF cheating/hacking/exploiting memery/insanity that renders any attempt to corrupt said wish useless + can either result in everyone having a potential best/most positive/good and least corrupted outcome (as in everyone wins, no one loses) or a potentially worst/most negative/bad and most corrupted outcome (as in everyone loses, no one wins) depending on what the wisher decides, so I'd rather just watch other people posting their own stuff in this thread.)
Welp, if I attempt to corrupt any wish I'd end up having to wish myself...
I'm considering between just waiting till other people respond or just doing it myself and then just using other wishes I can think of instead of resorting to this wish since it'd break the game:
Indeed, let us observe.
(I will not make any wishes myself, since as I said there's at least one way to break the game, and that's via a wish I thought of, but it'd amount to god-mode NLF cheating/hacking/exploiting memery/insanity that renders any attempt to corrupt said wish useless + can either result in everyone having a potential best/most positive/good and least corrupted outcome (as in everyone wins, no one loses) or a potentially worst/most negative/bad and most corrupted outcome (as in everyone loses, no one wins) depending on what the wisher decides, so I'd rather just watch other people posting their own stuff in this thread.)
Your chance is here lel.
(Though that raises the question of whether each person only has one wish and one attempt to corrupt wishes (which would be unlikely cause that would limit participation a lot) or if people get to wish and also corrupt wishes multiple times (which would be entertaining but hopefully it's not just the same people over and over)... I'd prefer the second option over the first option.)
Welp, if I attempt to corrupt any wish I'd end up having to wish myself...
I'm considering between just waiting till other people respond or just doing it myself and then just using other wishes I can think of instead of resorting to this wish since it'd break the game:
Also, screw it I'll also partake in it and use other wishes to keep the game going while keeping the game-breaking wish in mind should anyone ask what it is (hopefully it doesn't end up being used).
But first lemme see if Shmoop wants to take their chance to corrupt your wish in return, Hakuto.
(I will not make any wishes myself, since as I said there's at least one way to break the game, and that's via a wish I thought of, but it'd amount to god-mode NLF cheating/hacking/exploiting memery/insanity that renders any attempt to corrupt said wish useless + can either result in everyone having a potential best/most positive/good and least corrupted outcome (as in everyone wins, no one loses) or a potentially worst/most negative/bad and most corrupted outcome (as in everyone loses, no one wins) depending on what the wisher decides, so I'd rather just watch other people posting their own stuff in this thread.)
remembered something i did years ago, well it was one of those You gain any superpower you choose, however the reply to your superpower is your only weakness. What power do you choose? The power i chose was the ability to grant myself any ability of my choice think of a weakness for that and...
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Also, here's a demonstration of how NLF can break a game (paradoxes for days). (It all turned out fine at the end though, we found a positive way to end the game such that no one actually loses/suffers.)
Welp, no one did anything so:
All your other bills go up so that the money can be still redistributed after the government collects it (cause that way you can still contribute to welfare).
My wish would be:
A utopia where there's no conflicts and literally EVERY LIVING BEING is happy, well off, physically and mentally at their prime/peak, heck, even give everyone omniscience, omnipresence, absolute immortality and invincibility and invulnerability to all forms of negativity (harm, physical and mental pain, emotional stress, etc), eternal youth, etc etc.
(Cause yes, I'm gonna make it as hard as possible for the wish to be screwed up.)
Welp, no one did anything so:
All your other bills go up so that the money can be still redistributed after the government collects it (cause that way you can still contribute to welfare).
My wish would be:
A utopia where there's no conflicts and literally EVERY LIVING BEING is happy, well off, physically and mentally at their prime/peak, heck, even give everyone omniscience, omnipresence, absolute immortality and invincibility and invulnerability to all forms of negativity (harm, physical and mental pain, emotional stress, etc), eternal youth, etc etc.
(Cause yes, I'm gonna make it as hard as possible for the wish to be screwed up.)
Welp, no one did anything so:
All your other bills go up so that the money can be still redistributed after the government collects it (cause that way you can still contribute to welfare).
My wish would be:
A utopia where there's no conflicts and literally EVERY LIVING BEING is happy, well off, physically and mentally at their prime/peak, heck, even give everyone omniscience, omnipresence, absolute immortality and invincibility and invulnerability to all forms of negativity (harm, physical and mental pain, emotional stress, etc), eternal youth, etc etc.
(Cause yes, I'm gonna make it as hard as possible for the wish to be screwed up.)
Everyone in that utopia has collectivelly decided drifting through space eternally at minimum speed is the peak way of living so now everyone is drifting incredibly slowly through space.
We are now all Kars but happy.
Anyway,i wish that i can downgrade Bleach to Hill level.
Everyone in that utopia has collectivelly decided drifting through space eternally at minimum speed is the peak way of living so now everyone is drifting incredibly slowly through space.
We are now all Kars but happy.
Anyway,i wish that i can downgrade Bleach to Hill level.
Wait a sec, they're omnipresent though, so they're everywhere across all worlds/cosmologies, layers/levels of existence, dimensions, multiverses, universes/realms and space-time continua, etc at the same time... never mind.
All that we consist of (the quantum particles that make up the chemicals found in the biological systems that we are made up of) immediately reform as if nothing happened.
DaReaper casually erasing fundamental forces...
Also, Lycoris, sorry welp I think you're only gonna be drained of blood, not the reproductive stuff (vampire, not succubus/incubus).
ShiftCtrl is gonna subject us all to a doomed future of global warming and climate change oof.
Also DaReaper, Lily's a female, she has no testicles... I guess the equivalent would be damaging the ovaries through kicking the abdomen (and that's still a downside/negative consequence welp)... unless you said that deliberately because she has no testicles so there's nothing to kick... lel.
Back to the topic, we're all gonna die of cosmic radiation or slowly fall into deadly cosmic bodies or be exposed/subjected to various other harmful cosmic phenomena so that's that wish corrupted.
I'mma wish for an even bigger utopia where every being that has died in history (so all past deceased loved ones and ancestors, famous historical figures, prehistoric beings, etc) is resurrected IN ADDITION TO all beings (both resurrected and currently living) also being granted omniscience, omnipresence, absolute immortality and invincibility and invulnerability to all forms of negativity (harm, physical and mental pain, emotional stress, etc), eternal youth where all beings are eternally physically and mentally at their prime/peak, etc etc.
No, no being is a zombie, they all are restored to the state they were when they were alive.
You can do whatever you want with each other in said utopia then (interact with your ancestors and deceased loved ones, interact with historical figures, even have conversations with prehistoric beings and learn what history and prehistory was like from a personal first-hand POV from said beings because now every being is capable of that through omniscience and they don't need to harm/eat each other to survive anymore, etc etc).
This way it negates the "1 minute of life" and even if they drift through space it gives us all stuff to talk about lel.
I'mma wish for an even bigger utopia where every being that has died in history (so all past deceased loved ones and ancestors, famous historical figures, prehistoric beings, etc) is resurrected IN ADDITION TO all beings (both resurrected and currently living) also being granted omniscience, omnipresence, absolute immortality and invincibility and invulnerability to all forms of negativity (harm, physical and mental pain, emotional stress, etc), eternal youth where all beings are eternally physically and mentally at their prime/peak, etc etc.
No, no being is a zombie, they all are restored to the state they were when they were alive.
You can do whatever you want with each other in said utopia then (interact with your ancestors and deceased loved ones, interact with historical figures, even have conversations with prehistoric beings and learn what history and prehistory was like from a personal first-hand POV from said beings because now every being is capable of that through omniscience and they don't need to harm/eat each other to survive anymore, etc etc).
This way it negates the "1 minute of life" and even if they drift through space it gives us all stuff to talk about lel.
Granted, but unfortunately, the people on the other side won't get hurt, can and will punch you through the screen instead, and then will prosecute you and win 137% of the time.
Granted, but unfortunately, the people on the other side won't get hurt, can and will punch you through the screen instead, and then will prosecute you and win 137% of the time.
... Da3ggman, have you been on RVRT (rule violation report thread) too long? It'd probably make sense as to why you'd wish that then, but welp you could have used the wish for better stuff, and oof as to how that became corrupted twice /lh /jk.
.... Wait, Shift, Lily, if olives taste like pineapples and pineapples taste like blue cheese, then olives would also taste like blue cheese... but eh at least it's not too bad.
As for the currency, congratulations, you wrecked the global economy, now there's global hyperstagflation (no that word is not made up) and the world is broke AND broken. That's how it's corrupted.
By the way, the Lebanese pound/lira is actually the weakest/least valuable currency currently, and the Kuwaiti dinar is the strongest/most valuable currency currently.
And with that said/on that note, I wish everyone became/becomes millionaires or even billionaires or trillionaires in terms of every currency in the world (literally possessing billions or trillions of each and every currency in the world) without crashing the global market and global economy and prices of goods and services and whatnot and causing global stagflation.
That way everyone has equal resources to use and poverty is eradicated because everyone is rich. (And our bills and taxes do not change because the governments do not have to redistribute money anymore.)
At this point it's pretty obvious I'm just trying to obtain a utopia for everyone, but oof with these wishes being corrupted.
The person above makes a wish.
You grant their wish — but you must twist it in the worst (but still funny) way possible.
After corrupting it, you make your own wish for the next person to ruin.
Examples:
