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Dexter Morgan investigates Bon's Burgers (Dexter VS The Walten Files)

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Dexter Morgan VS Bon the Dancing Rabbit

  • Battle takes place in Bon's Burgers, within the backstage
  • Dexter has a shotgun and standard equipment
  • Speed is equalized
  • Bon and Dexter are 5 meters apart
Morgan broke down the wooden boards over the doors of the debunked restaurant, stepping over the various nails and broken glass at the entrance. Just as entering a sudden terrible stench hit him. The entire restaurant smelled like death, which was fitting for such a place as this.

He grabbed a conveniently placed flashlight on the ground near the door. The restaurant had definitely seen better days. He made his way through the trashed restaurant toward the main stage in the middle of the restaurant.

He went through the door just to the left of the stage, entering the backstage. Two animatronics were in the room; a giant blue rabbit stood in the middle of the room just under the light of the room like a grand monolith, easily standing over 7 feet tall towering over him. A similar purple animatronic sat in the corner, barely luminated by the light. The room stank even worse than the rest of the restaurant.

Dexter coughed as the smell lingered in the back of his throat, walking past the blue animatronic going toward the purple one sat in the corner of the room. He kneeled down in front of it, inspecting it. He could see the blood leaking from the feet and eyes of the animatronic. Whoever did it, they were far from as careful as he was...

As Dexter reached for the mask of the animatronic, he heard something. breathing, terrible heaving like their lungs were barely getting enough air to stay concious. Was he not alone? He darted his head around, checking around the room. Nothing. But he could still hear it. Something was here.

He slowly stood up from the animatronic, pulling out his pistol as he checked every corner of the room. After finding nothing, he approached the blue rabbit in the middle of the road. Dexter stared at it in silence. It was a real ugly machine. It's bright blue fur was covered in dirt and whatever else coated it. He stared at it's face. It's eyes were too small for it's sockets and it's eyes looked too human for the rest of it's cartoonish appearance.

He was done wasting his time on the animatronic, going back to the purple animatronic. He grabbed the mask, slowly tearing the shell off the animatronic. As he pulled the mask off, the shell of the animatronic revealed a rotted corpse of a what he believes to have been a woman. Before he could even continue an investigation on the corpse, Dexter heard a loud CRASH behind him.

Dexter quickly darted around, pointing his pistol forward. Morgan had to take a double take, but he couldn't believe it. The Rabbit was gone... No, it was in the doorway. a trail of blood stretched to the door of the Backroom that wasn't there before, where a large shadow stood. He could hear it giggling and gurgling with two human pupils stared back at him. it slowly slid into the dining room. It didn't take a genius to connect the dots. He found the killer he was looking for.

Bay Harbor Butcher: 0
+Has a gun
+Smarter
-Weaker
-Fighting a giant killer robot

Omelette maker: 0
+Stronger
+Is a robot
-Lacks range compared to a gun
-Not as skilled in combat
 
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Bon maybe
Lwk his feats require more joules (ripping arm, tho prob isn't his best feat, alr require almost 49,000 joules). Tho Dexter has that calc where the amount of joules is higher but it's him and another guy falling through the door so the mass should be higher than his own obvsly.
(Oh no, Dexter has his durability calc 😭)
 
Bro, I thought I was tweaking and saw Comi's PFP suddenly turn and stare at me.
 
Bro, I thought I was tweaking and saw Comi's PFP suddenly turn and stare at me.
this guy over here stole my fit and everything.
Bon maybe
Lwk his feats require more joules (ripping arm, tho prob isn't his best feat, alr require almost 49,000 joules). Tho Dexter has that calc where the amount of joules is higher but it's him and another guy falling through the door so the mass should be higher than his own obvsly.
(Oh no, Dexter has his durability calc 😭)
As of rn, him fully dismembering Rosemary actually is his best feat. Dexter seems to be slightly weaker than Bon with Dexter scaling to 31650 joules, while Bon scales to 44384
 
As of rn, him fully dismembering Rosemary actually is his best feat. Dexter seems to be slightly weaker than Bon with Dexter scaling to 31650 joules, while Bon scales to 44384
That's lwk only the joules for dismembering one arm, I'm sure the amount of joules needed to rip off the legs should be higher. Anyways, forgot to mention, despite knowing Bon is the killer, Dexter would still have to find him. Bon can js off-guard him that moment, cuz Dexter has superhuman reaction from what I rmb, and Bon has Athletic Human C/R Speed or sum for blitzing off-guarded ppl
 
That's lwk only the joules for dismembering one arm, I'm sure the amount of joules needed to rip off the legs should be higher. Anyways, forgot to mention, despite knowing Bon is the killer, Dexter would still have to find him. Bon can js off-guard him that moment, cuz Dexter has superhuman reaction from what I rmb, and Bon has Athletic Human C/R Speed or sum for blitzing off-guarded ppl
Speed is equalized, so Dexter being faster is not an issue here, (besides his perception speed, which is faster than both of them) however yeah Bon can jump Dexter if he gets the chance.
 
Speed is equalized, so Dexter being faster is not an issue here, (besides his perception speed, which is faster than both of them) however yeah Bon can jump Dexter if he gets the chance.
Alr, so ig Bon is winning if Dexter Reaction speed got nerfed too
Anyways I don't think Dexter is killing Bon considering the fact he got Immortality Type 2, 6, 7 (oops)
 
Alr, so ig Bon is winning if Dexter Reaction speed got nerfed too
No dexter's perception speed is still absurdly faster than his base speed. Only dexter's base combat speed is equalized, with his perception speed only being lowered by a multiplier so he keeps the same speed advantage with it.
 
No dexter's perception speed is still absurdly faster than his base speed. Only dexter's base combat speed is equalized, with his perception speed only being lowered by a multiplier so he keeps the same speed advantage with it.
Alr, Bon still wins. Count my vote
 
Btw forgot to mention (again), Bon has Tech Manip, if Dexter can't see in the dark, he's cooked considering the fact that Bon can shut down flashlights and cameras
 
Let's js update it, we only need to make a CRT now I think
Bon has never shown parasitic immortality, possession itself doesn't qualify someone for immortality type 6 in most cases from what i know.
Btw forgot to mention (again), Bon has Tech Manip, if Dexter can't see in the dark, he's cooked considering the fact that Bon can shut down flashlights and cameras
Bon doesn't use his tech manipulation like that. we actually see him actively not manipulate flashlights several times throughout the series.
 
Bon has never shown parasitic immortality, possession itself doesn't qualify someone for immortality type 6 in most cases from what i know.
Here, check type 6, it said smth related to possesses, except Bon prolly isn't someone but a robot lol
Bon doesn't use his tech manipulation like that. we actually see him actively not manipulate flashlights several times throughout the series.
Lwk he still does, like to Ashley
 
Here, check type 6, it said smth related to possesses, except Bon prolly isn't someone but a robot lol
I know about type 6. I didn't list it as Bon has never shown to actually do what type 6 describes. Ig it wouldn't really matter if it were listed or not. it's moreso just a personal choice of mine because spirits in TWF are funky and have rules on their existence and just to be safe it aint listed.
 
I know about type 6. I didn't list it as Bon has never shown to actually do what type 6 describes. Ig it wouldn't really matter if it were listed or not. it's moreso just a personal choice of mine because spirits in TWF are funky and have rules on their existence and just to be safe it aint listed.
Alr, whatever, even if he has it or not, he still has other immortality types, so I still don't Dexter is killing him. Did u count my vote like I asked
 
Dexter's gun is doing nothing against Immo Type 2, and even with higher skill, one grab from Bon's higher LS will be game over. However, Dexter's profile does mention him learning Jiu-Jitsu, which is designed to take down stronger opponents, so the LS diff may not be that troublesome. But given that he cannot even kill him, Bon mauls Dexter

This is a stomp unless Dexter has a way on killing him
 
Dexter's gun is doing nothing against Immo Type 2, and even with higher skill, one grab from Bon's higher LS will be game over. However, Dexter's profile does mention him learning Jiu-Jitsu, which is designed to take down stronger opponents, so the LS diff may not be that troublesome. But given that he cannot even kill him, Bon mauls Dexter

This is a stomp unless Dexter has a way on killing him
Lwk how is Dexter killing Immo Type 7 and 2 (2 is killable tho but not 7)
 
Lwk how is Dexter killing Immo Type 7 and 2 (2 is killable tho but not 7)
Looking at his profile, Bon can't anything against Dexter as a spirit, since most of his hax affect only animatronics, not humans. Social Influencing won't work on Dexter either. This makes his Immo Type 7 useless, but his Immo Type 2 helps a lot, since he lets him survive even without a head.
 
Voting Bon, he's much stronger and probably more durable too. A gun isn't very effective on putting Bon down due to his stamina and immorality. Bon has better abilities and his perception manipulation is probably going to confuse Dexter.
 
Yeah no, this fight is too much of a stomp to be included in their profiles lol
 
He could still crawl, but yeah in that line of thought blasting his limbs off could incapacitate Bon.
Blasts his arms off too for good measure and then uhhh call Miami PD ig? The idea of Dexter going to an old restaurant with a snotgun is funny tho lol.
 
The idea of Dexter going to an old restaurant with a snotgun is funny tho lol.
same restaurant that had like 4 disappearances there within a very short timeframe, i'd bring a shotgun too man.

anyways, edited OP. Morgan has a shotgun now. all the other rules still apply.
 
same restaurant that had like 4 disappearances there within a very short timeframe, i'd bring a shotgun too man.

anyways, edited OP. Morgan has a shotgun now. all the other rules still apply.
Personally? I will be too scared to even consider going lmao.


Anyway how does Bon deal with the shotgun?
 
Dexter has enhanced senses; he will likely counter him sneaking up on him.
I mean sure he could dodge Bon's initial attempt to grab him, but Bon is a lot bigger and has a farther arm reach, so dexter is going to have a tough time using his shotgun to shoot bon's limbs at that range, compared to Bon trying to grab Dexter, especially with his LS advantage.
 
I mean sure he could dodge Bon's initial attempt to grab him, but Bon is a lot bigger and has a farther arm reach, so dexter is going to have a tough time using his shotgun to shoot bon's limbs at that range, compared to Bon trying to grab Dexter, especially with his LS advantage.
With his higher skill and perceptions, Dexter should be able to back off and react on time
 
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