Duh...Look. Birds! (Master Crane vs. BTCYOADSG) (Voting Completed)

[Starter_Pack]

Okay. Uh...yeah, besides that...go nuts!

In the blue corner, we have Master Crane from Kung Fu Panda, and in the red corner, we have the Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap from Undertale.



-This is a battle to the death or incapacitation. Bird is bloodlusted, but Crane is in-character, but willing to kill.
-Neither character are aware of each other beforehand, and there is no prep time.

-Neither character are allowed any outside help.

-This battle takes place in Waterfall, giving the Bird the home-court advantage.

-Speed is equalized.

With all this being said, let the debate begin!

Helpful birb: 0

Hat-ful birb: 7 (Crimson Azoth, ApiesDeathbyLazors, Eating Delicious Pancakes Right Now, Litentric Teon, GyroNutz, Xtasymphetamine, Mr. Bambu)

Inconclusive: 0

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Wat

In all seriousness, shouldn't Crane take this? Even though Birb is a soul manipulator, that is about his only trick. Crane is very skilled and athletic, one of the most athletic members of the FF after Viper. He should be able to dodge most of what Bird chucks at him, especially as Deltarune showed that Undertale attacks actually, physically exist and can be dodged. The he rips the Bird apart with reletive ease

 

[ApiesDeathbyLazors]

I am deeply disapointed Starter. What happened to your masterfully detailed combat scenarios? Clearly, in your old-age you're losing your edge.

I'm kinda with Crimson here. We know pretty much nothing about how BTCYOADSG fights, though it's probably charging the opponent, so Crane likely wins via skill advantage. I wonder if anyone ever made a fan-game with BTCYOADSG?

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Knowing the Undertale fandom, that has definately happened somewhere

 

[Starter_Pack]

@Apies Today's just an off day for me. I'll get my mojo back. ...Eventually.

...Maybe.

@Crimson Maybe not a fight, but this exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW20jwoMNkU

 

[Eating_Delicious_Pancakes_Right_Now]

DONT YOU SEE!? BIRD THAT CARRIES YOU OVER DISPROPORTIONATELY SMALL GAP COULD PICK UP CRANE... and basically nothing else. As small of a victory as it is, Crane deserves at least one win in his life.

Vote Crane

 

[Litentric_Teon]

Agreed. I'm also going with Crane due to a skill advantage.

 

[GyroNutz]

...Yeah, Crane FRA.

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

Crane gracefully takes this. BTCYOADSG picks him up to drop him to his death but it's a ******* bird we're talking about so Master Crane just beats up the bird and cannibalizes it by sending its corpse to Po's adoptive duck father and makes some nice noodles for the squad.

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

This might end up being the fastest damn match I've ever seen

 

[ApiesDeathbyLazors]

I've seen faster. That's one of the reasons Grace goes for all matches now.

 

[Starter_Pack]

Stupid matches get more views and more votes faster...confirmed!

 

[Starter_Pack]

Bump because one more vote.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

I mean

Hat wearing birdy FRA I guess

 

[Starter_Pack]

Yup. This was a super fast match. Grace.

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

Since BTCYOADSG is bloodlusted, he's going to give his all to kill Master Crane and his soul attacks work really well here, but it's difficult to fight someone more experienced than you. It's still fair, guys.

 

[GyroNutz]

I'll add it now

 

[Starter_Pack]

I'm already on it.

Edit: Nvm then.