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Help me while i do a huge MF DOOM reference

Nonynho

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i'm putting the Kon Queso lyrics as titles for Versus Threads, if you got any idea for parts i haven't done, feel free to tell me or do the did and i'll index here!
The only rule is that it gotta make some sense with at least one of the characters fighting
And if some part makes no sense by itself, we can just glue it with another one...And i shouldn't need to say, but just because: PLEASE DO NOT PUT PROFANITY IN THE TITLE OF A THREAD.


Give it a sec for the pain to start
This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart - 3F Sukuna vs Choso & Todo
They thought they saw the worst verse - Mikey vs A-Train & Translucent
From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first - Toji vs Jogo & Mahito
Once they get to know us people dig us - Rimuru Tempest vs Anos Voldigoad in chess
Leaders in the fight for equal rights for n*
Inventor of the more dementeder flow, no bout a-doubt it - Rimuru Tempest vs Rick Sanchez in chess
This go for if you're bout it, bout it or rowdy, rowdy
~
V Whatever's clever, the master foe
P-Crisis Batman vs Light Yagami
^Who every hooker heard of, but nar' a ho know
~
If we see tomorrow, the next day classes - The Emperor of Mankind vs Horus Lupercal rematch
The Villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
Have no fear, the ninja here - Anya Forger vs No, I'm Not a Human's Visitors
Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear from drinkin' ginger beer
When it's on, loco head gon' lay low
And heat it like beef patty, coco bread con queso
If you say so, lace the whole case load
They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show
He told 'em they flows is b* talk and ayo's
His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos
Say ho if you never worked a J-O
And keep more cash in a stash than the pay show
Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
Tie 'em up in the crib and leave they place hollow
Oh, shoot, the goose she's loose
So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
Frown like the first time you taste couscous
Stash the deuce deuce, troops askin' "truce, truce"
Today on intense wreck week - Xande vs Mikey
We have the Supervillain in his own defense to speak
It's all part of my mental techniques
Available to freaks and pencil-neck geeks
Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought
On a campaign trail he came to gain your support
Charge cash for a autograph
Say some shit to make your daughter laugh, then slaughter the ass
See 'em on the big screen like Steve McQueen
Do somethin' and never be back once he leaves the scene
Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
For his own side wreck with no known side effects
Before you press charges use your noodle
So what when he grab the mic he crush your cute cuticles
Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful
It would be awfully rude of you, now get back to your hoody hoo
Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
From the calm bandit, eat rhymers like pomegranate
Soon as he stepped in he lit the room - Aoi Todo vs Dagon
Boom, reschedule my noon with Brit Hume
(DOOM!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing
Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain
Maintain and say it, don't spray it
You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it
~
v If I had a dime for every rhymer's that bust guns
Rimuru Tempest vs Vegapunk
^ I'd have a cool mil' for my sons in trust funds
~
When I was broker than a broke dick dog
I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
When it rain, it sure do thunderstorm
I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
One, two, microphone checker
First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker
This is back when he was like crib age
When he hit the stage, it's like a gauge to the rib cage
Break the mic like a rock star break a guitar
And jump off the stage like "Yee haw!"
 
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