I fight an Instant death character

[The_King_of_Prudence]

Both have their tier two stuff as 2-C, what even happens if I equalise speed here?

The Player (Doki Doki Literature Club!):

The Heavenly Record Eater:

Inconclusive:

 

[James_Plays_4_Games]

Can self-insertie do anything about The Heavely Record Eater's transcendental immortality? If not, this is a stomp match.