I Regret All Of My Life Decisions

[ZeroTC01]

I run a Gauntlet... Except I'm more than probably not gonna be doing as well as this abominatio did with his.

General Rules

• I have a bit of prep time to go get my laptop. Don't wanna make this TOO bad a stomp. That being said, I'm obviously allowed to Edit and use my Variable tier.
• Everyone's in-character.
• Speed is equalized.
• Whe If I die, I'm just resurrected by some random plot-induced force to peak physical condition so as to continue the gauntlet. Yes, because that makes sense. If I survive (Inconclusive or a W - Yeah, right), straight to the next round with no warning.

Round 1: B*tch (Literally, Sort Of)




Synopsis

So, I claimed in my profile that I am "mentally and emotionally completely unaffected" by Malty Melromarc's forkery. That's come back to bite me in the ass, as you can see, so here we are.

Extra Rules

• 2-A versions.

Round 2: Christian Higdo




Synopsis

It's gone full circle, ladies and gentlemen. Chris, I know it's Entropion who hates me, so you can show some mercy

Extra Rules

• 2-A versions yet again.

Round 3: Alex




Synopsis

Come on, you knew this was gonna happen. The Loli himself was the omen to this. All I can say is..... I have no idea, I'm presumably gonna get bullied, with me losing more than just my lunch money.

Extra Rules

• 2-B versions.

Results

Round 1
Me: 0

Medea: 0

Inconclusive: 0

Round 2
Me: 0

Christian: 3

Inconclusive: 0

Round 3
Me: 0

Alex: 0

Inconclusive: 0

 

[Christian_Higdon]

This'll be tough for me to win, but I feel I can pull this one off a bit. I mean, I'm pretty smart and I can easily pull something off with my plot hax.

How much preparation do I have and what do I have?

 

[ZeroTC01]

You have no prep time, and you have your standard equipment along with what you use normally in your 2-A key.

My prep time's just me getting my laptop.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Well, then, with no prep time for me, I'll just go off of what I usually do and just use my powers on the spot.

 

[ZeroTC01]

So, a vote for you?

What about the rest, btw? (I mean, it can't be too complex).

 

[Christian_Higdon]

It's a bit complex for me to do one match alone. I can't do an entire thing like this on the spot.

Yeah, I'll vote for myself. I'm a bit more ridiculous and I'm very easy to go all out.

Also, Entropion doesn't hate you as much as he hates me FYI.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Alrighty, then. We're one step closer to me getting forked by 4 different people.

 

[Alexcar3000]

oof

 

[ZeroTC01]

Indeed.

 

[Twilly18]

oof...

 

[MLPlover2011]

Christian FRA

 

[ZeroTC01]

ovo

 

[ZeroTC01]

Boomp.

 

[ZeroTC01]

BuMp

 

[Alexcar3000]

a aa

 

[ZeroTC01]

Oh, this exists.

 

[Alexcar3000]

It be g i n s -

 

[Twilly18]

Sorry Zero, I don't debate too much any more.

That why I told you don't use my profile for Versus Thread unless you have my permission.

 

[ZeroTC01]

It's ok, Twilly. My mistake. If you'd like, I can remove your round.

 

[Alexcar3000]

No. He forfeits. So you win by default.

 

[Twilly18]

Yes Zero, please remove my round.

 

[ZeroTC01]

No. He forfeits. So you win by default.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaani?

 

[Alexcar3000]

No. He forfeits. So you win by default.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaani?

LISTEN HERE WHEN MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE ENTERS THE RING AND CHALLENGES YOU YEAH YOU STEP IN THE RING AND FIGHT ME WITH ALL YOU GOT YEAH UNLESS YOU ARE A SCAREDY LITTLE KITTY MEOW MEOW PURRR YEAH YOU GET IN THE RING YEAH YOU DON'T RUN AWAY WHEN M A CH O M AN CHALLENGES YOU YOU HEAR ME YEAH YOU FIGHT ME WITH ME YEAH

 

[Twilly18]

^ Oh shit.

 

[ZeroTC01]

I sincerely hope that wasn't the LoliÔäó ready to fight me.

 

[Alexcar3000]

You challenged Twilly for a match and he didn't even dare to step in the ring. You win by default owo

 

[Twilly18]

Alex, don't bully me. :<

 

[Alexcar3000]

o w o

 

[ZeroTC01]

Idk, man. Should I steal this one and be the ultimate bully, or forgive and forget?

 

[Alexcar3000]

I guess we should start uwu

 

[ZeroTC01]

Probably a good idea.

 

[Alexcar3000]

Alright. As I'm reading the pages (the first page has the girl's reality capped at Xenoverse level, with infinite possibilities-n-stuff, but with none of the higher layer/realms such as the 'Crack of Time' of Xenoverse 'Real World' of Heroes, which you can literally handle like a video game save file similar to the loli lmao, she's gonna get ded fast) could you elaborate a bit more on the rules?

 

[ZeroTC01]

Well, I obviously have prep to get my Laptop. However, can't use it till we're face-to-face (let's say, we're 15 or so meters apart). Its only use is in Editing a profile, which'd require a fairshare of minutes (I typically take 5-10 to finish things up). It's obviously not at all durable either.

Malty's in-character, which is... essentially psuedo-bloodlusted. She'd be willing to kill quickly even in this case. We're both at 2-A, and you should know the scaling by now.

If I win, we immediately transition into the next fight with me being in the same condition I already am in, while if I lose, it's basically as if no fight ever happened and we transition to the next round.

 

[Alexcar3000]

So... Laptop/Variable Tier is essentially irrelevant in this match-up lmao.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Fork...

 

[Alexcar3000]

You should've taken notes from Manager and device a specialized technology protocol that halts the idea itself of time in order to prep.

 

[ZeroTC01]

I ain't smart enough for that

 

[Alexcar3000]

So, speed is unequal? Might want to change that seeing everyone is stupidly faster than you.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Oh... How'd I forget that?

But yeah, speed is definitely equalized.

 

[Alexcar3000]

Okay uwu