Lord Helmet vs Simon the Digger

[DMUA]

This is real life

Pre Timeskip Simon in Gurren Lagann vs Lord Helmet in Megamaid

They're hovering in orbit over central park

Otherwise Standard Battle Assumptions

Lord Helmet:

Simon the Digger: 8 (Mr. Redic, DragonEmperor23, ZacharyGrossman273. Dragopentling, Phoenix821. Overlord775, Starter Pack and Mr. Bambu)

Inconclusive:

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

High 6-A vs high 6-B

Husbandostomp

 

[DMUA]

Lord Helmet in Megamaid

Read Spaceball 1 please

very carefully

 

[Mr._Redic]

Dat 5-C Succ Stomp.

 

[DMUA]

That's with a giant, easily dodgable vacuum that's rather impractical to use in combat

 

[DragonEmperor23]

GIGA DRILL BREAKER

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM

I'M SIMON

SIMON

THE

DIGGEr

 

[Mr._Redic]

Ah, well, never seen Spaceballs, should watch it one day.

Looks pretty even with just the values given, with moderately higher speed for the giant robot cleaning lady, and 3.14 Exatons against 5.7 Exatons for Drill-Lad.

On the other hand, that switch-flipping feat was with just a finger, so it's probably way stonger, and the giant helmet guy might be able to mess with Simon with his Perception Manipulation.

On the other other hand, Gurren Lagann could just take the giant easy target over with it's assimilation.

Dig-Boyo gets my vote. Giga Drill Break that Death Star rip-off mah boi.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

yeah gonna be honest Simon probably has this, not to mention how much more mobile and in-control he is compared to Spaceball 1.

 

[DMUA]

It's actually 2.85. It was a combined effort between Dai Gurren and Gurren Lagann.

I mean, yeah, assimilation would work if he got to the head and threw Lagann in, but, with how she has more AP with a finger and is legitimately faster, he'd need to watch out.

I guess I can count it though.

After all, no matter who wins, a Husbando dies.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Yes but Lord Helmet's death is much more tragic as his doll collection now gets sent to goodwill

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

It's actually 2.85. It was a combined effort between Dai Gurren and Gurren Lagann.
I mean, yeah, assimilation would work if he got to the head and threw Lagann in, but, with how she has more AP with a finger and is legitimately faster, he'd need to watch out.

I guess I can count it though.

After all, no matter who wins, a Husbando dies.

But Lord Helmet isn't sexy

 

[DMUA]

....

I'm going to bleach that out of my brain later

But I'll also make note, Simon doesn't go for assimilation immediately. The one time he did assimilate, it was a pre thought out plan between Dai Gurren. Normally, he just drills.

 

[DMUA]

snip

Firstly you're a heretic

secondly I will wait very patently until you cross the line so I can have you banned mark my words

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Even drilling, we have issues of...

• Perception Manipulation being Helmet's best hax and he's only used it once, and not on something as big as Spaceball 1 in totality

• Spaceball 1 doesn't even default to Mega Maid and she's far from a hyper mobile fighting machine

• Spaceball 1 is run by literal idiots

 

[DMUA]

He's starting in Megamaid

Correction, it's command center is surrounded by assholes.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Idiotic assholes.

And fair point but like... how mobile do you expect Mega Maid to be.

 

[DMUA]

About as mobile as it looks

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Exactly.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

Simon fra

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Also, yeah, jokes aside, Simon FRA

 

[Dragopentling]

Drill that will pierce the heavens FRA

 

[DragonEmperor23]

Bump

 

[Phoenix821]

Simon FRA.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

One more ahhh

 

[Overlord775]

Simon FRA

 

[Mr. Bambu]

grace

 

[Starter_Pack]

Simon FRA simply because I wanna see this crossover happen.

 

[DMUA]

"THIS SCHWARTZ IS THE SCHWARTZ THAT WILL PIERCE THE BOX OFFICE RECORDS"

"BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN MERCHANDISING!"

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

I've never seen spaceballs. I heard it's a sci fi comedy.


Is it as dark of a comedy as hitchhiker's?

 

[Phoenix821]

No it's a parody of Star wars.

 

[DMUA]

Watch it

just don't ask any more stupid questions and watch it

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Ah I see

I was hoping something like Hitchhiker's because dark comedy is best