Patrick Star VS Okuyasu Nijimura

[EnnardTrap1987]

Yes. This is a joke fight in case you're wondering.

Speed equalised

Both are at their dumbest

Patrick is 9-B

Okuyasu has The Hand

Both are in-character

Is mayonnaise an instrument?: 1

OIII JOSUKEEEE!: 1

Both are too braindead to even fight: 0

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

Patrick due to being sans.

 

[EnnardTrap1987]

Patrick due to being sans.

Nah, son..

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

Patrick due to being sans.

Nah, son..

Ding dong you're wrong.

 

[Chariot190]

Patrick due to being sans.

I'm still not ******* over this. That blew my mind when I found out.

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

Kek

 

[GoCommitDi]

Eh? Nobody has noticed he sounded like Patrick way before that meme happened? I know I did in 2015

 

[Chariot190]

Sounding like and literally being the same audio clip is a bit different.

 

[EnnardTrap1987]

Toby Foxx got Sans's voice from one SpongeBob episode, yes.

 

[ShrekAnakin]

Patrick via durability and hax

 

[EnnardTrap1987]

Can Patrick resist The Hand's existence erasure?

 

[Keeweed]

Both are really dumb but Patrick's regen just gives Okuyasu a reason to use The Hand. Meanwhile the only thing that can hurt Patrick instantly kills him so he never has a reason to use his hax.

 

[ShrekAnakin]

Eh, I change my mind now that Ennard says some good stuff about the hand.