Twilight and the Thorn Princess vs a deer

[Mickey1940]

Yor Forger and Loid Forger vs Noko Shikanoko

I've been watching Shikanoko recently because I'm pretty sure I have something undiagnosed in my brain

Rules:
Battle takes place in Ostania, giving Yor and Loid the homefield advantage
Speed UNEQUALIZED
Dying, KOs, and leaving the city are all loss conditions, and all combatants are aware of this.
Yor and Loid have a year to prepare for Nokotan's invasion, meaning supplies, food, weapons, traps, etc are all on the table.
Nokotan has no prep but knows someone's trying to kill her


AP Scaling:
Yor: > 9.5 Megajoules
Loid: 5.7-6.65 Megajoules
Nokotan: 75.81 Megajoules physically, 80,856.19 Megajoules with Antler bombs

LS Scaling:
Yor and Loid: Class 50
Nokotan: < Class 5

Speed Scaling:
Yor: Superhuman running speed (> 20.12 m/s), Supersonic+ combat and reaction speed (1086.38m/s), Hypersonic+ projectile speed (8416.75 m/s)
Loid: Superhuman running speed (> 20.12 m/s), Supersonic+ combat and reaction speed (1086.38m/s)
Nokotan: Superhuman ALL speed (< 21.34 m/s)

Who wins?

The strongest spy and the strongest assassin:
deer:

 

[Mickey1940]

bump

 

[Delusionaltx2]

Speed Scaling:
Yor: Superhuman running speed (> 20.12 m/s), Supersonic+ combat and reaction speed (1086.38m/s), Hypersonic+ projectile speed (8416.75 m/s)
Loid: Superhuman running speed (> 20.12 m/s), Supersonic+ combat and reaction speed (1086.38m/s)
Nokotan: Superhuman ALL speed (< 21.34 m/s)

Don't they just speed blitz and pierce her...

 

[Mickey1940]

Don't they just speed blitz and pierce her...

Nokotan has Low-High regen

this deer is cracked

 

[Delusionaltx2]

Nokotan has Low-High regen

this deer is cracked

then...how do they win?

 

[Mickey1940]

then...how do they win?

I don't know, I made the thread to figure it out and hear other people's opinions

I gave Yor and Loid a year's worth of prep, a homefield advantage, and a large battlefield for a reason

 

[Delusionaltx2]

I don't know, I made the thread to figure it out and hear other people's opinions

I gave Yor and Loid a year's worth of prep, a homefield advantage, and a large battlefield for a reason

I mean either way this looks like a stomp

from what i'm looking at, this deer gets scared sh*tless from plastic bottles so they get a ton of those and fear hax her into giving up (in which case they stomp since she lacks any decent arguments suggesting that she can prevent that from happening or do anything about it)

either that or they can't do anything because of low-high

 

[Mickey1940]

I mean either way this looks like s stomp


from what i'm looking at, this deer gets scared sh*tless from plastic bottles so they get a ton of those and fear hax her into giving up

either that or they can't win

oh right

dammit

should I restrict plastic bottles

or just make them not realize she's scared of plastic bottles

 

[Delusionaltx2]

oh right

dammit

should I restrict plastic bottles

or just make them not realize she's scared of plastic bottles

just use other chars

I genuinely don't think this match can work

 

[Mickey1940]

just use other chars

I genuinely don't think this match can work

damn ok

 

[Doggo]

Does she even have resistance to poison? If Yor poisons her, she gets incapacitated really quickly

 

[Dark_Soul20189]

ngl, I came here expecting to see Twilight Sparkle and The Princess (Thorn Key) vs a Deer... My mind instantly went to Alastor and an old SCP that was nuked from the wiki.... I decided either way I needed to see this.... But yeah...

 

[Delusionaltx2]

Does she even have resistance to poison? If Yor poisons her, she gets incapacitated really quickly

Poison typically effects the nervous system

if she's healing the dmg with low-high then poison can't really do anything

 

[Doggo]

Poison typically effects the nervous system

if she's healing the dmg with low-high then poison can't really do anything

her body would be in constant agony tho

 

[Delusionaltx2]

her body would be in constant agony tho

Well that would depend on how long yor's poison lasts

 

[Doggo]

Well that would depend on how long yor's poison lasts

Google says food poisoning alone can last for hours. Given Yor's poison is even worse than that (via being able to kill elephants), they should be able to incapacitate her for quite some time and therefore win like that.

 

[Delusionaltx2]

Google says food poisoning alone can last for hours. Given Yor's poison is even worse than that (via being able to kill elephants), they should be able to incapacitate her for quite some time and therefore win like that.

Ig this is a fair point

in that case they just outskill and poison her then which is still sorta a stomp since she can't do anything about that especially with the speed advantage while also lacking a wincon

 

[Mickey1940]

i mean

they just use water bottles

and scare nokotan out of the city resulting in a loss

I didn't think that far ahead, that's my bad guys