Ultimate Wank Debate

[Laughing_Manson]

Just a little game I thought of. Select 2 random characters, and explain why the weaker character can defeat the stronger character. However, you can eplain your reasoning by absolutely wanking the weaker character. The only stipulation is that the characters can't be the exact same tier (i.e 7-C vs 7-C).

Example: The Enderma can beat Sanji because it can just teleport him to outer space, so Sanji will just suffocate.

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

To be fair the Enderman is probably going to be upgraded to a level above Sanji's weaker forms.

As for me...

Hashirama Senju can destroy the Death Star II via sealing its laser and destroy it pieces by pieces from the inside.

 

[Ryukama]

Before Craniummo tries to bust the multiverse, Ampharos will shine a light so bright it can be seen from space to blind him. While he's distracted, Ampharos will create a barrier around Craniummon that he can't escape out of.

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

GG to Ryu, who managed to get a stomp Digimon vs Pokémon match.

 

[Dziga]

I got a good one here lol. Lando Calrissia should easily be able to stomp Daimon (Dragon's Dogma) since Daimon is limited to Melee when not using Rift Vortex, and Lando is master in 69 different blast variations and carries each one in his little poket dimension, and he can just headshot Daimon very easily lol that scrub will feel a little headache. Lando is also extremely lucky, his luck only surpassed by Han Solo, so he can just Luck-Hax Daimon and obtain PSI to become Multi-Galaxy + in power and one shot that little scrub. And if that doesn't work too, he can resort to his force abilities (in The Last Jedi Lando becomes the successor of Darth Jar Jar so he can do that too) and augment his attack potency to True Infinity+, possibly Memetic (Scaling from the Ewoks in this video ) Level and easily curbstomp Daimon. This is just a miss match lol Lando is superior I don't know why I had to do that.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Okuyasu Nijimura would lose to Demon Cat because Okuyasu's too stupid to blitz and Demon Cat can use it's precognition anyway and oneshot the entire verse and Demon Cat could be readying an attack for when Okuyasu pseudo-teleports with The Hand, because Demon Cat has approximate knowledge on many things, and since he knew plenty of things about Finn, who never met Demon Cat before his appearance, could EASILY know about Stands, Okuyasu, and The Hand, and besides, Okuyasu is only Peak Human physically, so Demon Cat blitzes before he can react, Star Platinum being able to react to bullets without Jotaro wanting SP to react to it doesn't mean The Hand will react to a subsonic attack

 

[SITHISIT]

NO NO NO U GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG


Before ZeedMillenniummo literally absorbs everything, Spongebob Squarepants (Character) will draw a lamp so bright that it blinds Zeed, even though he's like 2 infinities above that lamp, and during that time he draws a seal around him he can't escape from then draws 700 Lucemon's to keep him guarded!

 

[Ryukama]

Oh how about everyone's favorite argument?

Augus would destroy Sailor Pluto because Augus is a manly man and SP is just a girly girl.

 

[Dziga]

Oh how about everyone's favorite argument?
Augus would destroy Sailor Pluto because Augus is a manly man and SP is just a girly girl.

Augus would stomp Sailor Pluto because Pluto is no longer a planet, so she's just a little girl now.

 

[Cropfist]

Monarch of Pointland stomps Thanos because Thanos sometimes subconsciously allows himself to lose.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Omega Weapo Vs Majin Buu. Well, it's clear that Buu stomps this one, because can regenerate, which makes him totally and absolutely unkilable, he is Multi-Galaxy Level in his weakest state, and he is a Dragon ball character, which is the most powerful verse of them all.

 

[Laughing_Manson]

Bump

 

[Dziga]

Lynn Loud would stomp Tahu because Tahu just a doll for weird weebs, and Girl Level > Doll Level since Girls play with Doll not the other way around.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

The Great Race of Yith ***** on Gotenks, because they're from Cthulhu Mythos, and everybody knows Cthulhu Mythos ***** on Dragon Ball.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

The Great Race of Yith ***** on Gotenks

I mean

To be fair

They do if it's not a direct fight.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I mean

To be fair

They do if it's not a direct fight.

Meh, I clicked on random page and those were the first that appeared.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Akira Kenjou would lolstomp Vulcan (Marvel Comics) because he's unknown, and if Sans taught us anything, it's that unknown means that you're frail AF, but Vulcan doesn't have the durability ignoring hax like Sans does, and his speed won't mean much if she scores a lucky hit and chunks him.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Toothless clearly stomps Super Shenro, because he's the Alpha, and you don't **** with the Alpha.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

The Player (Minecraft) vs Tornado

You see, the Tornado mod for Minecraft turns out to be a virus, effectively destroying The Player's computer, meaning it can destroy Minecraft and any other programs on The Player's computer, including any VNs, such as Demonbane

 

[PurgeX0]

Reptile beats Zen'ō because Zen'o hasn't shown any resistance to acid, so Reptile could spray acid into his face and kill him.

 

[Laughing_Manson]

kekbump

 

[LukaSolosYourVerse]

Erza Scarlet solos Demonbane because she's erza.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Mitsuki Katou can defeat Soga no Tojiko because she unknown, meaning she could be tier 0 so she solo entire Touhou

 

[Laughing_Manson]

Bump

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Donkey Kong (Character) clearly stomps Wonder Woman (Golden Age), because I've never beaten my friend on SSB while he was playing as DK, but he has beaten me on Injustice while I was playing as Wonder Woman.

 

[Laughing_Manson]

Bump

 

[Newendigo]

Purple pikmi would easily beat D.Va since she never played old games like pikmin, so she doesn't know anything of what Purple pikmin can do, and Purple pikmon is more old than D.Va because Pikmin came out before Overwatch, so he have more knowledge and experience than D.Va so he wins hands down.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Hades (Clash of the Titans) vs Homeostasis

Hades wins because his speed is unknown, meaning he could easily be Infinitely Faster than Immeasurable+ and is a god of a physical world, while Homeostatsis is only digital or something just like the rest of Digimon

 

[Elms_Trampos]

Quadratus (Shadow of the Colossus) vs Asura (Asura's Wrath)

Quadratus stomps (literally) because it barely recieves any damage unless it's weakspots are attacked and Asura is a dumbass so he won't figure this out