Walt and Jesse go to Argentina (Breaking Bad VS The Eternaut) (2-0-0)

[Joaco0902]

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman VS Juan Salvo and Alfredo Favalli

Rules:

• Both teams spawn inside a house with ample supplies, in opposite ends of the same city block.
• The toxic snow from The Eternaut is falling. Juan and Favalli have their suits, Walt and Jesse have their yellow hazmat suits on (should protect them from the snow). Walt and Jesse understand how the snow works.
• Season 4 Walt and Jesse are used.
• Part 1, Human Juan is used.
• 10-A Juan and Favalli are used.
• An hour of prep time, no one can leave the house before time starts
• Both teams know they have to kill each other, but everyone is still in-character.

Pros and Cons for each team:

BB Team:
Walter has a Pipe Bomb
Jesse is great with firearms
Walt has Genius Intelligence
Walt has Stealth Mastery
Walt is unskilled in combat

Eternaut Team:
Juan has actual military training (He's a reservist)
Juan has Enhanced Senses (Can sense when he's being watched, negates Walt's Stealth Mastery)
Higher Speed and Stamina
Favalli has an automatic weapon (Tommy Gun)
Favalli has no training with guns

Who wins?

Breaking Bad Team: 2 (Awsomeboi19, AThe1412)

The Eternaut Team: 0

(The original plan was to have Juan fight someone from Half Life, because HL2 has a suspiciously similar plot to the eternaut, but every HL character is like, 8-C so that was never gonna work. Breaking Bad will have to do, at least it's tangentially related)

 

[Joaco0902]

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[Awsomeboi19]

I wanna say Jesse and Walter but idk

 

[Joaco0902]

walt has an hour to craft as many pipe bombs as he wants. whether he'll be able to use them effectively is another thing

 

[AThe1412]

walt has an hour to craft as many pipe bombs as he wants. whether he'll be able to use them effectively is another thing

Why craft pipe bombs when he can make a pound of fulminated mercury? His enemies wouldn't expect a small rock to blow them to smithereens.

 

[Joaco0902]

im stupid, he could do that too

 

[Awsomeboi19]

If that's the case then yeah, Walt and Jesse all the way

 

[Joaco0902]

Counted, but I don't think the fulminated mercury is a better weapon than the pipe bomb. It has low range, does more or less the same damage, and it's not like it can be planted somewhere like a land mine or something.

If anything I think walt's best course of action here would be to make one or two pipe bombs and then spend whatever prep time he has left to create booby traps, which he can then plant along the entire city block using stealth

 

[AThe1412]

Counted, but I don't think the fulminated mercury is a better weapon than the pipe bomb. It has low range

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It in fact has higher range. And that's with a single piece.

does more or less the same damage

It does 4 times more which matters even more due to its range.

and it's not like it can be planted somewhere like a land mine or something.

But it's small and Walt can whip it out and throw it at enemies without them realizing what it is until it's too late.

If anything I think walt's best course of action here would be to make one or two pipe bombs and then spend whatever prep time he has left to create booby traps, which he can then plant along the entire city block using stealth

Or pull up with an M60 strapped to his trunk and gun down everyone.

 

[Joaco0902]

It in fact has higher range. And that's with a single piece.

The explosion itself is bigger, but the chunk of mercury explodes shortly after being thrown. Walt threw it almost directly downward and it didn't even hit the floor before exploding. Meanwhile a pipe bomb can be thrown like a grenade, thats a few dozen feet of range.

It does 4 times more which matters even more due to its range.

It's functionally the same, damage wise. A pipe bomb would already grievously wound or outright kill both Juan or Favalli, the mercury is absolutely overkill. Unless Walt is planning to do some demolition work with it and start bombing entire houses with huge chunks of it.

Or pull up with an M60 strapped to his trunk and gun down everyone.

the whole m60 stunt took walt like a month to prepare iirc, either way he's stuck inside the house until the hour of prep time ends so he can't access the car until then.

But it's small and Walt can whip it out and throw it at enemies without them realizing what it is until it's too late.

hey man, it's not about the size, it's about how you use it /j

 

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[AThe1412]

The explosion itself is bigger, but the chunk of mercury explodes shortly after being thrown. Walt threw it almost directly downward and it didn't even hit the floor before exploding.

It did hit the floor. The camera angle just makes it look like it didn't. Walt would've blown himself up in the process of making it if it's that volatile.

Meanwhile a pipe bomb can be thrown like a grenade, thats a few dozen feet of range.

A pipe bomb is only gonna be better if used as a trap.

It's functionally the same, damage wise. A pipe bomb would already grievously wound or outright kill both Juan or Favalli, the mercury is absolutely overkill. Unless Walt is planning to do some demolition work with it and start bombing entire houses with huge chunks of it.

He has poisoned literal children to further his plans.

hey man, it's not about the size, it's about how you use it /j

Exactly. The mercury is easier to hide and carry around.

 

[Joaco0902]

He has poisoned literal children to further his plans.

I'm not talking about if he's evil enough to do it I'm saying they're both deadly as hell and the mercury is just unnecesarily violent. Both kill in a single explosion.

Exactly. The mercury is easier to hide and carry around.

I was making a penis joke but sure

regardless, we're both agreeing here that walt has a throwable explosive device. Is this a vote for Walt?

 

[AThe1412]

I'm not talking about if he's evil enough to do it I'm saying they're both deadly as hell and the mercury is just unnecesarily violent. Both kill in a single explosion.

And I'm saying that Walt isn't afraid to get overkill. He literally killed Gus by strapping a pipe bomb to the wheelchair of a disabled man.

I was making a penis joke but sure

regardless, we're both agreeing here that walt has a throwable explosive device. Is this a vote for Walt?

Yes.

 

[Joaco0902]

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should be noted that if walt misses with the bomb then juan and favalli would have no trouble with them in a straight shootout

 

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[AThe1412]

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should be noted that if walt misses with the bomb then juan and favalli would have no trouble with them in a straight shootout

THAT'S WHY I SAID HE'LL USE FULMINATED MERCURY.

 

[Joaco0902]

IF HE MISSES WITH THE MERCURY THEN DUDE THEY DO THE SAME THING THEY BOTH EXPLODE GGGRRAAAAGGGHHH

 

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