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"Want to be a god? I've killed a god." (Madness Combat VS Hazbin Hotel)

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Hank J. Wimbleton VS Vox

Self-proclaimed god killer vs self-proclaimed god.
I wanted this to be Phobos VS Vox, but Vox is unfortunately tier 9.
  • Both are 9-A, Hank has access to his suicide bomb.
  • Speed is equalized.
  • Battle takes place in the streets of pentagram city.
The Protagonist: 3 (XxZetsuxX, ARandomDude127, Poketmonsrs)
  • Scales to 0.02 Tons, up to 637.5 Tons with his suicide bomb
Media Overlord: 1 (ShionAH)
  • Scales to 0.05 Tons
 
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The shark really wouldn't be lmfao

Anyways Hank skillfucks him. Hard. So hard there's no chance.
 
According to Reaper a medieval knight can skill gap Hazbin Hotel so I don’t know if the other Vees help his opinion
 
According to Reaper a medieval knight can skill gap Hazbin Hotel so I don’t know if the other Vees help his opinion
A Medieval Knight can skillgap Adam. Who none of these guys have any chains to in scaling at all.

I mean, Adam struggles to properly hit a man he can "blitz and one-shot" in your eyes, does he not?
 
A Medieval Knight can skillgap Adam.
This didn’t change your intelligence levels, don’t even bother explaining your point dawg
I mean, Adam struggles to properly hit a man he can "blitz and one-shot" in your eyes, does he not?
I mean if you ignore the rest of my explanation and ignore that its a feat of Alastor as shown in S2 too, yes indeed.
 
i mean, at least for the other two they have something they can do besides try to punch him and die.
Valentino, who shoots firearms not even above himself

And Velvette, who can fire ******* arrows not even above her own speed really.

Like dude, coughing baby, MADNESS COMBAT. Hazbin's best skillwank is "I can fight multiple people at once, and we can one-shot eachother!" And the shit pulled in Brighter. It ain't a verse that's able to take on the big boys, even if you can argue it can take on the less bullshit folks.
This didn’t change your intelligence levels, don’t even bother explaining your point dawg. I mean if you ignore the rest of my explanation, yes indeed.
0 statements of weapon skill
0 showings of dodging skill(got tagged by a ******* Pacifist because he was flapping his jaw lol)
7 times he does things on the above average skill level

I dunno maybe tell Viv to not let your GOAT struggle with people over a dozen tiers below him in AP/SS/Dura, and maybe he'll be able to fight someone able to use ******* melee weapons without getting stabbed by someone who's best feat was pushing trained angels back using a ******* shield.
 
0 statements of weapon skill
He has the feats for it
0 showings of dodging skill(got tagged by a ******* Pacifist because he was flapping his jaw lol)
Literally dodges several of Als attacks only being tagged by surprise attacks
I dunno maybe tell Viv to not let your GOAT struggle with people over a dozen tiers below him in AP/SS/Dura, and maybe he'll be able to fight someone able to use ******* melee weapons without getting stabbed by someone who's best feat was pushing trained angels back using a ******* shield.
My goat is indeed fine, that fight is a Alastor upscale as we see later he is quite literally skilled enough to beat people that are superior to him. But NOOO SHION!! DONT YOU GET IT IF YOU GRABBED A SWORD YOU CAN SOLO HAZBIN BECAUSE “SKILL GAP!! SKILL DIFF!!! HUH? 30 METER WIDE KILOMETER RANGED BLASTS?? UHHH UHH SKILL!! SKILL DIFFED!!!”

Then we are left wondering why people don’t participate in Hazbin Hotel threads nor do they win any, I wonder why. No accusations.
 
Valentino, who shoots firearms not even above himself

And Velvette, who can fire ******* arrows not even above her own speed really.

Like dude, coughing baby, MADNESS COMBAT. Hazbin's best skillwank is "I can fight multiple people at once, and we can one-shot eachother!" And the shit pulled in Brighter. It ain't a verse that's able to take on the big boys, even if you can argue it can take on the less bullshit folks.
I assumed they could at least somewhat take on hank "kills himself trying to block bullets point blank" wimbleton to some extent if they ganked his ass. I didn't know they were this big of bums 😭
 
How'd he know tho
Well, he'd obviously see Vox disappear into electricity before feeling it across his body. He could reasonably assume he's about to get hit by something from that. He also does tend to dodge incoming attacks without even seeing them anyways, kinda the reason he sucks about turning around to see threats in this key.
Vox can also pretty easily restrain him with his wires too
But he can't do both. He's either going to be electricity or he'll be physically there restraining Hank.
 
Well, he'd obviously see Vox disappear into electricity before feeling it across his body. He could reasonably assume he's about to get hit by something from that. He also does tend to dodge incoming attacks without even seeing them anyways, kinda the reason he sucks about turning around to see threats in this key.
His pseudo TP still guarantees Hank can never create any real distance from Vox, and staying that close to a guy who’s constantly generating electricity isn't gonna end well.
But he can't do both. He's either going to be electricity or he'll be physically there restraining Hank.
Physically restraining Hank with his wires does still null basically all of Hank's options, so Vox can really do anything by that point.
 
He has the feats for it
Half of Skillwank is statement wank, only special cases like madness Combat that loves to be skillmonsters without anything helping them escape that fate.
Literally dodges several of Als attacks only being tagged by surprise attacks
Don't you mean dodges jumps by Al's minions and fails to dodge all but one attack from the Radio demon himself and instead has to smack them with his weapon? I'm not saying he can't dodge, I'm saying that he's lacking in the ability when compared to... well the skillmonsters people like to throw at Hazbin.
My goat is indeed fine, that fight is a Alastor upscale as we see later he is quite literally skilled enough to beat people that are superior to him. But NOOO SHION!! DONT YOU GET IT IF YOU GRABBED A SWORD YOU CAN SOLO HAZBIN BECAUSE “SKILL GAP!! SKILL DIFF!!! HUH? 30 METER WIDE KILOMETER RANGED BLASTS?? UHHH UHH SKILL!! SKILL DIFFED!!!”
Shion, do you even read what you're saying, sometimes? Knights trained from the age of 7 to be honorable killing machines with like a dozen weapons while in armor and they don't just stop training once they reach knighthood at 21. One would embarass Adam in skill. Bringing up his abilities really doesn't matter, because at that point, there's no skill involved. It's Adam being an Archangel who can fire beams with wide AoEs. Anyone with that capability can be as unskilled as they want because they quite literally couldn't miss the broad side of the Barn unless they were trying to miss it.
Then we are left wondering why people don’t participate in Hazbin Hotel threads nor do they win any, I wonder why. No accusations.
Because everyone and their grandma throws them at skillgods they have zero chance of contesting like Hank? Or haxlords?

Like, dude. Even if you had your way up to the highway, you're never changing that Hazbin is just not a verse that focuses a ton on sheer skill. There's no ridiculous moments where in the heat of combat while grounded and practically surrounded by soldiers Adam silently communicates with Lute and she communicates back before strolling out of the frenzy of battle because the rest of the army routed and the objective failed. With people who could be called comparable in speed.
That gun was going to kill Niffty.
Tell me when Val gets higher with guns on his profile. That's just piercing damage, man.
How is she slower than her danmaku lol
She's not slower but she's not particularly faster than it either
Skill is overrated anyway, what's Hank gonna do when Vox becomes electricity and goes inside him
So Hank is just brainless and doesn't know how conductivity works?
His pseudo TP still guarantees Hank can never create any real distance from Vox, and staying that close to a guy who’s constantly generating electricity isn't gonna end well.

Physically restraining Hank with his wires does still null basically all of Hank's options, so Vox can really do anything by that point.
This is actually a decent point, so I'll hold off on voting for now.
 
Physically restraining Hank with his wires does still null basically all of Hank's options, so Vox can really do anything by that point.
I mean, how exactly can he restrain Hank's hands? He has no arms. There's nothing to tie up They'd just float there, and frankly I don't expect Vox to take that into consideration when trying to restrain Hank initially.
His pseudo TP still guarantees Hank can never create any real distance from Vox, and staying that close to a guy who’s constantly generating electricity isn't gonna end well.
Hank usually gets up close even with guns, so chances are even if Vox is trying to keep up close with Hank, Hank will prefer it that way regardless (besides the whole 'might get blown to pieces with electricity' part)
 
I mean, how exactly can he restrain Hank's hands? He has no arms. There's nothing to tie up.
Ah, Ig he can still wrap his wires around the guns or the hands themselves but yeah, it's hard to see him doing so.

Does Hank also have anything against Vox's hypnosis (Does he have eyes lol)?
 
(Does he have eyes lol)?
There is dialogue that mentions they have no eyes, but Nevadeans are effected by stuff like flash bangs and such so they have something up there that lets them see, it just ain't regular eyes. so he could be susceptible to the hypnosis.

regarding the hypnosis, Hank could do the same thing as Angel Dust did and stop looking at Vox before he gets hypnotized (Assuming he notices he's being hypnotized, which i'd assume has some sort of effect on the mind he could notice) but otherwise he's got nothing for hypnosis besides shooting at Vox to stop him from doing it.
 
Vox can create a BUNCHH of screens ALL of them with hypnosis on them if he wants
And worst case scenario, if Hank decides there's no way he can get his way out of it, he could use time he has left before hypnosis sets in to suicide bomb on Vox to kill both of them.
 
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