Young Joseph Joestar vs Asriel Dreemurr

[Desiromaster]

Maybe I was being a bit too silly pitting Jotaro vs Reinhard. Here's a fight you may find a bit more...balanced, you could say.

Speed is equalized. Fight takes place on top of a "dormant" volcano.

Asriel is using his full power. Joseph has his clackers to even it out.

Who wins? You decide


The luckiest man on Earth


Arrogant Save Scummer

 

[Eficiente]

Asriel is a goat.

Joseph beat Kars who had the power of all the animals in Za Warudo.

Joseph >>>>>> Asriel.

 

[DMUA]

 

[The_Foolish_Omniscient_Guy]

Stomp for asriel lol, he is a rainbow goat

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Wait? He's on a volcano and has his clackers?

No offense Op but this is a hilariously bad shitstomp in Joseph's favor, read the rules or something. Honestly.

 

[The_Foolish_Omniscient_Guy]

Wait? He's on a volcano and has his clackers?No offense Op but this is a hilariously bad shitstomp in Joseph's favor, read the rules or something. Honestly.

explain what this mean?

Because Asriel can't get killed by conventionnal means because of SAVE and LOAD and one hyper goner and this battle is done lol

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

It means Azriel would get his ass kicked. The deck is stacked in Joseph's favor.

 

[Eficiente]

Joseph is too versatile, the head of the goat would explode when presenting his strategies.

 

[The_Foolish_Omniscient_Guy]

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Expert Hamon/Ripple user, Can negate durability through the use of Sendo Overdrive, Possesses the stand Hermit Purple which allows for mid - level offensive and defensive capability and also has clairvoyant/psychic powers, Master battle tactician.

VS

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Time Travel, Time Manipulation, Spatial Manipulation, Timeline Erasure, Energy Manipulation, Energy Projection, Soul Manipulation, Reality Warping, Matter Manipulation, Transformation, Magic, Time Paradox Immunity, Immortality (Type 4), Danmaku, Power Nullification, Information Manipulation, Determination, Absorption of Souls, Minor resistance to Memory Erasure.

and you call this a stomp in Joseph's favor XD

you've made my day

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Like its bad enough Joseph beat Kars 37 times and Kars is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dio to the point Kars can litterally eat him for lunch.

 

[Eficiente]

Joseph's profile lacks 37 abilities more.

 

[The_Foolish_Omniscient_Guy]

then tell me now if Joseph is able to nullifie SAVE and LOAD

 

[Dust_Collector]

How can Asriel even hope to compete with the '''Joestar Secret Technique?'''

 

[Giygas3]

@Guy Uh... You should look at the board this thread is in.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Dude, Joseph has killed gods with a piece of string. Also his profile hasn't been updated in years. I plan on adding some cool stuff like plot manipulation and luck manipulation at a later point.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Easy, Joseph ignores it, his uncle has causility manipulation so he scales.

 

[DMUA]

Reinhard throws his spear.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Good for reinhard, Joseph throws his clackers.


Gg.

 

[Dust_Collector]

Asriel try to use SAVE and LOAD, but Josephs omnipotent luck causes Asriel to randomly develop amnesia and forgot how to use his powers. Then Joseph uses his clackers to channel his durability ignoring Hamon into Asriel.

 

[DMUA]

Spear procides to summon void shiki, whom solos.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Why? He's on a volcano dust, hed just eject his ass to space, probably to mars. Joseph's BFR is actually good.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Shiki? So? Joseph's inexperienced uncle shitstomped someone wuth multiple personalities and control over aspects of the universe before, if he could Joseph can and has already thought up a billion contingency plans while I typed thus.

 

[DMUA]

Shiki kills every single contingency he's thought up of.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Impossible, his plans have no concept of death or failure. They exist beyond such petty concepts. Stop wanking, as long as Joseph has his clackers and is on a volcano he wins, he's already stacked the whole deck.

 

[DMUA]

Void Shiki calls in Spam Boy, whom solos everyone here with a single Spamma rolla da.

 

[Dust_Collector]

Joseph: Now you'll say, "I've killed every single contingency you've thought up of"

Shiki: I've killed every single contingency you've thought up of........NANI?!!!?!!????!?!!!!?

While Shiki is distracted he forgets to summon Spam Boy and he ends up launched to mars.

 

[Eficiente]

Wasn't established in Part 2 that Joseph was '''even more powerful''' than Speedwagon?

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Spam boy? Uh excuse you but Joseph is already above Funny Valentine.

 

[DMUA]

But Spam Boy defeated the Composite Tree. There's no way Joseph could ever survive, even if he threw his cracker balls while using his volcano BFR.

 

[Desiromaster]

then tell me now if Joseph is able to nullifie SAVE and LOAD

Joestar Secret Technique bypasses SAVE and LOAD ay lamo.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

You're right Desiro, Joseph scales above Mikitaka, whos an ayy lmao.

Didn't realize Joseph had anti alien powers.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Dmua what? Are you forgetting he beat Kars, whos composite everything?

 

[DMUA]

Do you forget that the Composite Tree beat the Athourity with no effort whatsoever?

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Yeah and ya know who else has authority? Funny, he's the president of no less than an infinite dimensions.

 

[DMUA]

Funny has authority, he IS THE Authority.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Actually The Funniest Valentine is the authority.

His name is litterally The.

 

[DMUA]

But, that's one letter short, making him have only half the power of the mighty Authority!

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

>the authority.

>12 letters.

>the funniest Valentine.

>almost double.

What.

 

[DMUA]

Gets them every time.


I SUMMON THE BANHAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Joseph has a hammer too dude, or did ya not see him fight Whammu?