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Reminder that Giorno almost died from a throat wound, Johnny, Gappy, Jotaro, Josuke have all been harmed by less impressive shit than a short sword.
No they wouldn't? If you went up to Jotaro and stabbed him offguard while disguised as say, Josuke, because he wasn't expecting it, it'd work, ya know, like how Surface ALMOST KILLED HIM WITH A ******* PEN by doing exactly that. He would be hit obviously.
And the hell does that mean? This dude is evidently superhuman in speed as he could throw hands with Paco.
About 4 drops equate to 2000 tons. That's enough to incap and cripple any power type that isn't Star Platinum, TW, GER, and King Crimson.
His drops are what is effectively Three Freeze at point blank, in the form of danmaku with like 10m AOE. To give you an idea, his one puny puddle he made against Rohan, weighed more than the 3 Freeze that caused Black Sabbath to be unable to move and almost broke GE's legs and like triple that of what caused SHA to be stuck in concrete. A few stray drops can literally cripple GE lv Stands.
And ******* real top tier hax? Holy shit you have powerscaling brainrot.
I was doing some math to figure out how fast his drops would be based on gravity accel, and even at a low end, they can easily be MHS, and high end is well into rel.
Jodio scales to his drops as the Stray Cats manage to dodge a shotgun burst.
Not to mention Paco blitzed an older Rohan.
Doesn't need, worst case scenario it's still well into superhuman and above any other JoJo's movement speed, but see above. Jodio's ability uses gravity to accelerate and increase the effective mass of his droplets.
Idk man where's 87% of Stand's duraneg hax? Where's Star Platinum's? Where's CD's? Where's Stone Free's? Where's Tusk Act 1's? Where's Soft & Wet's before the literal last 4 chapters? It's almost as if MC Stands don't just have duraneg, and that's usually saved for villains, unless they're dumb as shit like Okuyasu.
Lmao no what the ****? Jojo actively goes against power creep. From Part 4 onward, Araki had made an active effort to avoid power creep, instead making abilities that are only as good as they make them, in a way that there is no "strongest". With few exceptions like main villains because no shit, almost every Stand is niche and needs to be used situationally.
Have you even read Part 7? Most of the Stands in that aren't even combat Stands, instead giving the host a power to use instead, much like Paco. And Par 8's Stands are ******* AWFUL. Fun Fun Fun is just a fraction of Justice's ability with more caveats, Speed King is actual dogshit and needs prep to just do what Avdol can do by looking at you funny, King Nothing is just tracking and is so weak Norisuke himself is stronger than it, Paisley Park got beat by Yotsuyu without a Stand and is like 9-C, Doctor Wu is just deconstruction but on one's self which is just Baby Face but way worse and limited, etc.
And power creep for every MC Stand? GE is weaker than Plat in every way, and pales to CD's strength while having an arguably more limited ability than CD, Stone Free is just dogshit compared to Plat, CD, GE and its ability is awful compared to all 3. Tusk is so bad it can't even fight and it just gives Johnny what is basically a pistol, then it gets an upgrade like 40 chapters in that just lets it make holes but he only gets a few shots of these before needing to wait a few minutes to regen, Act 3 is just portals that he gets 2/3rd in, and only in the final fight does his Stand actually get haxed the **** out. Gappy? His Stand starts off at 9-B and just has utility untill halfway in, and even then it's only explosions (that are inferior to both KQ(4) and Boko no Rhythm) and only at the very end does he get actual duraneg, which he can't even AIM properly.
Kira is explicitly weaker than DIO. Diavolo is an upgrade but he's taking the piss out of Part 4. Whitesnake is a downgrade and is mostly just utility hax and Pucci being smart in how he uses it (as it should be), C-Moon is weak as **** and just has grav shit that many Stands can get around, like Avdol or Kak for example would baby C-Moon. D4C is just a basic Stand with dimension hopping shit, Funny is just smart with it. Love Train is powerful, but that's due to the Saint Corpse, the premise of Part 7. WoU is strong in defense and hard to kill, but lacks offense.
You're unironically the issue with most shounen and why things like DBZ gets stale.
Jodio is honestly probably the best MC Stand since Gold Experience, it's unique, has utility, and differs from the norm while still having both offensive & defensive capabilities and is extremely dangerous if one doesn't know how it functions.
And the fact Jodio has gravity already tells us he's going to cook, that one factoid gives him access to Spin (Possibly even Infinite Spin, and given his droplets a sphere.... Use your head), fate fuckery, dimensional bullshit, and more. It's called stop being impatient and thinking giving dudes the final power-up before one of the main allies even finishes fighting is anything but utterly cringe and unhinged (like goddamn, the Ch is called THE HUSTLE PART 1, the jobro of the part hasn't even HAD his first fight yet). You're basically asking the equivalent of why Plat didn't have Time Stop by Dark Blue Moon, why Gio didn't have GER by Kraftwerk, why Johnny didn't have Act 4 by Boku no Rhythm or why Gappy didn't have Go Beyond by Born this Way.
All this is to say, you're kind of annoying dude.
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