Yeah whoop his ahh STEVE; V1 vs Steve (ULTRAKILL vs Minecraft) [1-0-0]

[JustANormalLemon]

Yea, I don't see steve winning in any way, V1 is just massivaly out skill, out mobility and out weapon steve

even with prepare time the best steve can do is go to the place V1 will start after the 30 minutes prepare time, make a giant obsidian cube and hope V1 can't get out

put a giant amount of end cristals in the center and hope V1 explode It self lol

 

[Randomuser3412]

V1 is distracted with the summons, but yeah, I can kinda see what you mean

The summons here are just Iron Golems from what I can tell, which are extremely slow and have no ranged moves. Not really a threat

The main thing I'm thinking about is if V1 parries any of Steve's attacks, they'll just bombarded while Steve suffers nothing due to the regen, so it makes using harder hitting attacks actually worse for V1

Oh no V1 is gonna get bombarded like it's never experienced before!

(they're talking about this, not throwing the trident)

I know. Point is it can preemptively parry the Riptide

 

[JustANormalLemon]

so steve wincon is to just tank every attack while trying to stay health while V1 takes damage from the thorns enchantment?

 

[IDK3465]

The summons here are just Iron Golems from what I can tell, which are extremely slow and have no ranged moves. Not really a threat

Oh no V1 is gonna get bombarded like it's never experienced before!

I know. Point is it can preemptively parry the Riptide

listen ok, I'm trying to defend my goat here, and I know it's mostly bs, but just... let me have this, please

 

[IDK3465]

so steve wincon is to just tank every attack while trying to stay health while V1 takes damage from the thorns enchantment?

pretty much, yeah

 

[ARandomDude127]

so steve wincon is to just tank every attack while trying to stay health while V1 takes damage from the thorns enchantment?

If needed I could just like

Say Steve’s stuff isn’t limited to what’s listed down and maybe upgrade Thorns.

 

[Randomuser3412]

Coward! Give V1 soap!

 

[JustANormalLemon]

nah bro, steve would run out of material to keep him self alive eventually and V1 can just keep healing with steve blood, and his armour would eventually break

this is no wincon this is a plee for mercy

Doing a end cristal stack and hoping V1 explodes him self is a more likely wincon then thorns strat

 

[IDK3465]

If only Steve had the crazy speed blitz potion from Story Mode, it might actually make things fair

Yeah, this is a stomp, Steve has basically zero valid wincons here

 

[Randomuser3412]

Doing a end cristal stack and hoping V1 explodes him self is a more likely wincon then thorns strat

Come on, V1 isn't that stupid. Steve would probably just end up hurting himself if he did that, since all of V1's attacks would be aimed directly at Steve

 

[ARandomDude127]

Coward! Give V1 soap!

V1 has enough pal…

Don’t make me bring out Roaring Knight buddy

 

[Randomuser3412]

Come on, V1 isn't that stupid. Steve would probably just end up hurting himself if he did that, since all of V1's attacks would be aimed directly at Steve

Hmmm... These things explode when they're hit...

Whiplashes Steve into the End Crystals and detonates them with a core nuke

 

[ARandomDude127]

If only Steve had the crazy speed blitz potion from Story Mode, it might actually make things fair

Yeah, this is a stomp, Steve has basically zero valid wincons here

Darn. Well that’s unfortunate

 

[IDK3465]

I need to come up with some good Steve matchups one of these days

 

[Randomuser3412]

Yeah, this is a stomp, Steve has basically zero valid wincons here

I think Thorns is enough of a wincon to make this not a stomp tbh

 

[Delusionaltx2]

What about corpse king minos vs the ender dragon?

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Come on, V1 isn't that stupid. Steve would probably just end up hurting himself if he did that, since all of V1's attacks would be aimed directly at Steve

Yea, I meant It's basically impossible to happen, this is a stomp

 

[ARandomDude127]

What about corpse king minos vs the ender dragon?

Not half bad ngl. We need more MC matchups anyways, I hardly see any nowadays.

 

[IDK3465]

Would one of the bosses from Ultrakill be a better matchup for Steve? It'd probably be less of a stomp at least

 

[ARandomDude127]

Would one of the bosses from Ultrakill be a better matchup for Steve? It'd probably be less of a stomp at least

Probably, though I’d have to redo all of this and probably restrict a bunch of Steve’s stuff.

 

[theremineater]

Do Minecraft characters actually have blood?

 

[Randomuser3412]

btw do Minecraft characters actually have blood?

Steve definitely doesn't have anything to suggest he doesn't have blood on his profile. Mojang isn't gonna put gore in the game, obviously, but that doesn't mean they don't have blood.

 

[IDK3465]

Do Minecraft characters actually have blood?

Well, we know they at least have organs according to the Mobestiary and the Max Brooks novels

 

[IDK3465]

If you want, you could probably swap out Steve for John Minecraft Dungeons, that dude has some crazy hax

 

[ARandomDude127]

If you want, you could probably swap out Steve for John Minecraft Dungeons, that dude has some crazy hax

Apologies for my absence, but yeah it could work. I’d just need help on what to give him + how his stuff works so I can properly put it in the matchup post.

 

[IDK3465]

Apologies for my absence, but yeah it could work. I’d just need help on what to give him + how his stuff works so I can properly put it in the matchup post.

The profile is kinda outdated, but here's a list of all enchantments in Dungeons, here's one for all the artifacts, and here's one for all the other items. Also, yes, John Dungeons can access the inventory at any time, just like Steve
Btw, just to clarify, do machines in Ultrakill have souls? Cause if so, V1's kinda f*cked due to the soul siphon enchantment

 

[O0DSF0o]

Minecraft is getting a massive line of CRT's, isn't this a REALLY bad time to do a matchup with the MAIN character who would obviously be the one most affected by the crt?

 

[Badlisli]

Abusing far better mobility and agility than anything in Minecraft, parrying (which it can do on far more skilled combatants than Steve and enemies way stronger than itself physically) or killing Steve with coins because the elytra massively reduces his durability

I think V1's parrying is largely a game mechanic rather than an ability that automatically works on everything. In ULTRAKILL, V1 can parry Minos Prime's punches, yet it can't parry Guttertank punches, Gabriel's melee attacks, Minos Prime's "Die!" and "Crush!" attacks, or even the Mirror Reaper's acid missiles. ı think what V1 can parry is fully assumptions

Because of this, you can't just assume V1 can parry most of steve's arsenal

 

[Badlisli]

The profile is kinda outdated, but here's a list of all enchantments in Dungeons, here's one for all the artifacts, and here's one for all the other items. Also, yes, John Dungeons can access the inventory at any time, just like Steve
Btw, just to clarify, do machines in Ultrakill have souls? Cause if so, V1's kinda f*cked due to the soul siphon enchantment

not sure if they have souls but machines are mostly sentient, there was a guttermen who developed emotions from the person inside the back of its coffin

 

[Randomuser3412]

I think V1's parrying is largely a game mechanic rather than an ability that automatically works on everything. In ULTRAKILL, V1 can parry Minos Prime's punches, yet it can't parry Guttertank punches, Gabriel's melee attacks, Minos Prime's "Die!" and "Crush!" attacks, or even the Mirror Reaper's acid missiles. ı think what V1 can parry is fully assumptions

Because of this, you can't just assume V1 can parry most of steve's arsenal

We argue based on what the profile says.

 

[ARandomDude127]

We argue based on what the profile says.

With the exception of Madness Combat ofc

 

[Randomuser3412]

With the exception of Madness Combat ofc

You know it!

 

[IDK3465]

You know it!

With the exception of Madness Combat ofc

Atp, we should have a tally of every time Comiphorous has mentioned something in a matchup that isn’t on the profiles

 

[Arkansalter2]

Because of this, you can't just assume V1 can parry most of steve's arsenal

Besides that, Steve sucks as shit against ranged folks. He can't really stop a insta hitscan autoaim ricoshot poopoo bullet (or a few of them) piercing his noggin dealing crits at any given moment.

 

[VoidGoji]

V1 could legitly just dash away from traps exploding, and has much better burst movement than Steve, easily able to deal with Elytra and Riptide stuff. Alao, each of its hitscan weapons still scale massivelly above them in speed, so a few ricoshots might genuinely end steve.
Thorns will easily get outhealed with parries or funny drill giving V1 a bigger heal range.

 

[VoidGoji]

I think V1's parrying is largely a game mechanic rather than an ability that automatically works on everything. In ULTRAKILL, V1 can parry Minos Prime's punches, yet it can't parry Guttertank punches, Gabriel's melee attacks, Minos Prime's "Die!" and "Crush!" attacks, or even the Mirror Reaper's acid missiles. ı think what V1 can parry is fully assumptions

Because of this, you can't just assume V1 can parry most of steve's arsenal

Fun fact: Ultrakill's game mechanics and player techs are all canon. Even the style ranking is canon. Its funny af

 

[Jerry59]

are all canon

(most are canon*)

 

[IDK3465]

Shouldn’t this be closed? It was already agreed it was a stomp awhile ago