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the real world

  1. Aloydeinora95

    Utahraptor vs Smilodon

    500 kg Utahraptor vs 500 kg Smilodo The fight takes place in a forest at daytime. The animals are bloodlusted. Who would win? Utahraptor: 3 (Kiryu2012, Uradelbauer, WHYNAUT) Smilodon: Inconclusive: 0
  2. Moritzva

    Strongest JoJo Character vs Strongest Human (Speedwagon vs CH)

    Composite Human is ordered to hunt down and kill Speedwagon, while Speedwagon is tipped off at the last minute. Start on the streets of New York City, Composite Human has 30 minutes of prep time to gather anything from the area and starts with one M67 Fragmentation Grenade, an AK-47 with 2 clips...
  3. Mirai-Koichi

    The Peak Mortal and The Immortal Slayer

    Composite Human VS. Ash Williams -Random Encounter -No Prep -CH has access to weapons up to 9-A -Takes place in a cemetery surrounded by a forest
  4. Jinsye

    Composite Human vs. 2018 Venom

    Ohboi 9-B Venom, CH has prior knowledge and 2 hours of prep, he's restricted to 9-B and 9-C weapons only. Fight takes place in a random forest Speed is equal Who wins Mami's Winrate but slightly better: 0 A turd in the wind: 0
  5. HeadlessKramerGeoff777

    How strong is a hurricane?

    As in, what tier?
  6. Royalty1702

    Composite Human Vs. The Android Sent By Cyberlife

    Speed Equalized. Composite Human: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Composite_Human Connor: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Connor_(Detroit%3A_Become_Human)
  7. TheArsenal1212

    Tanks.

    Would destroy a tank or heavily armoured helicopter be 9A or 8C? Both can easily destroy buildings but to what degree. Thanks in advance guys
  8. Iapitus_The_Impaler

    Yujiro Hanma vs Composite Human. Peace Treaty is off

    The US Military was no Match, but what about the whole of humanity? Composite Human with Technology vs Yujiro Hanma, The Strongest Creature on Earth Human has as much prep as they need to take full advantage of their arsenal. Speed is unequalised.
  9. Dargoo_Faust

    The Human Race vs. An Asteroid

    I'm surprised that Composite Civ hasn't gotten more matches for its middle key as it's basically humanity in its current state, which makes for some pretty sick meme matchups. First things first, the Civ has to find a way to either prevent or survive the impact event to win. The asteroid...
  10. Numbersguy

    Little human, little human, OPEN UP AND LET ME IN

    Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin The Big Bad Wolf Composite Human The Big Bad Wolf can HUFF AND PUFF if this isn't balanced The human has a dagger and an axe Both are face to face Speed is equalized They fight in a house made out of sticks, 5m x 5m
  11. The_King_of_Prudence

    Immune to modern weapons, you say? We'll see about that

    They start 4M away from each other, Zero Saber, the human has his prior knowledge is unrestricted. Saber: Composite Human: Inconclusive:
  12. "Water Bear" Page Remake

    After noticing how this page seemed so inaccurate, I decided to remake it. Here it is. There are many misconceptions on "water bears", and the page seemed so painfully inaccurate. Would my revised version be okay?
  13. Ricsi-viragosi

    Composite Human fights death itself

    Composite Human Grim Reaper Human has knowledge and a week prep. Grim can't regen, so being ripped into many pieces will incap it.
  14. The_Wright_Way

    The Most Dangerous Game.

    Composite Human vs. Predator. Predator at 9-B. Composite Human has access to all of his 9-B to 9-C weapons, but nothing higher then that. Speed Equalized.
  15. Sans2345

    Composite Human Vs Twisted Freddy

    -Composite human has no hour of prep -Composite human has no weapons that are above 9-C -Battle takes place to where twisted freddy is located -Win by death or KO -Twisted freddy or CH will be bloodlusted if not fair Composite Human: 0 () Twisted Freddy: 0 ()...
  16. Dargoo_Faust

    "Gino is Unmatchable Now"

    Nothing is unmatchable, kek. Both are 9-C, and both are only armed with Spoons (same number for each). Ginosaji is bloodlusted, both start at a melee range. Speed is equalized. Spoonkiller - Composite Human - Incon -
  17. Uradelbauer

    Caveman vs Schoolgirl

    Last thread with a similar theme didn't work anymore since Yandere-chan's page got deleted. Standard battle assumptions with the Erectus attempting to kill them for prey and Taiga reacting. Erectus has a hand-axe while Taiga has the bokken, starts 5 meters away. Which one takes this?
  18. Uradelbauer

    Neanderthal vs Lion

    The lion lost against the composite homo sapiens. How would a full grown adult male Lion fare against a full grown, healthy Neanderthal male instead? The Neanderthal has a 3.5 meter long spear. Fight starts 10 meters away. Both are acting realistic and not bloodlusted.
  19. Skereton

    US Presidential Battle Royale

    All US presidents are summoned by Archwarlock McGrimblolon after a heated online political debate. Morals off No lizard forms allowed Round 1: All presidents at the time of their election are transported to the an empty Roman Collosseum unarmed, yet armed with knowlege of what they must do...
  20. Dargoo_Faust

    Olimar and Pikmin vs. a Beehive

    Yes, I'm doing this. Olimar has acess to 20 of each kind of Pikmin at the start of the match, however he can introduce more as the battle rages on. He's base, if this matchup doesn't make that clear. Red Pikmi Yellow Pikmi Blue Pikmi White Pikmi Purple Pikmi Rock Pikmi Winged Pikmi This is...
  21. TheArsenal1212

    Bond takes on Mankind (Concluded)

    Composite Human vs James Bond Both at 9C Both have prior knowledge of the other Bond does have gadgets however not the Golden Gun, grenade launcher or samurai The Spy who Loved Me: 0 Know-it-All: 7
  22. Numbersguy

    Pet strikes back: Normal Neopet vs Composite Human

    Can the Neopet beat the composite version of its owner? Normal Neopet Composite Human -The Neopet has the following weapons (Million Degree Sword, Ridiculously Heavy Battle Hammer, Fire Faerie Darts,Demonic Bow ) -The Neopet knows the following moves: Static Cling, Meditate, Throw Pillows...
  23. Jinsye

    Composite Human vs. Necroa Virus

    Please don't let this be a stomp. The Necroa Virus starts partially evolved with these symptoms and can evolve more Symptoms and Abilities Hyper Salivation: Inflammation of the submandibular gland increases saliva production and infection rates. Insomnia: Inability to sleep causes...
  24. Numbersguy

    Durability for surviving a tsunami?

    I had this question for a while. I wonder if it can be answered and this can be calculated If you ask, I mean just survive the weight of the wave crushing you and the pressure. Not the lack of oxygen.
  25. Colonel_Krukov

    King of the Jungle vs Predator

    Rules: Unblooded Predator Speed is equalised Standard Battle Assumptions Note: See Predator's weaknesses section (Code of honour) as to why this isn't a stomp Lion: 0 () Predator: 7 (Kiryu2012,Anonymous Blank,Dat Dot,TISSG7Redgrave,PsychoWarper,Gargoyle One,Calaca Vs) Inconclusive: 0 ()
  26. Numbersguy

    Wolverine vs Honey Badger: Battle of the angry little animals

    Hope you like it Wolverine (The Real World) Honey Badger They fight on a forest. Face to face Honey Badger is in "don't care mode" Wolverine is in "aggressive mode" Music:
  27. Sans2345

    Most Powerful Characters And Animals From Fiction And The Real World

    -What is the most powerful character or powerful animal of your favorite verse or real life?
  28. Sans2345

    Composite Insect?

    Would it work if there was a page of a composite insect despite the fact there are many dangerous insects like the cow killer which just by one sting into a cow it kills a full grown cow if it was made the page should have pain manipulation cause the cow killers sting last for about 30 mins...
  29. Arrogant_Schmuck

    Ferb Fletcher vs T. Rex

    Ferb Fletcher vs Tyrannosaurus rex (Real World) (9-B versions) Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. SPEED EQUALIZED Usually I'd include pictures of both but their images are impossible to make look decent together.
  30. Sans2345

    Composite Human vs Freddy Fazbear

    -Composite human has prep time -Freddy fazbear has prep time as well -Both 9-C Composite Human: 0 () Freddy Fazbear: 0 () Inconclusive: 0 ()
  31. Sans2345

    How To Teach Biology To A Gamer

    Step 1: Be A Biology Teacher Step 2: Show the students a video of tierzoo Step 3: Profit?
  32. Sans2345

    You Vs A Fictional Character But With A Twist

    -You fight a fictional character but you gain the powers of a random character -Prep time is optional
  33. Sans2345

    Real life is my favorite game

    main is Shark Dinosaur Spider Crytid Snake
  34. Sans2345

    Shrek Vs Tyrannosaurus Rex

    Fight takes place in shrek's swamp SBA v.s Tyrannosaurus Rex: 0 () Shrek: 0 () Inconclusive: 0 ()
  35. Sans2345

    Giganotosaurus Vs Tyrannosaurus Rex

    -Both 9-B -Speed Equel -Keep in mind that its a fact that gigantosaurus is much larger than the tyrannosaurus rex -Battle takes place in a jungle and it starts to rain and thunder...
  36. Dargoo_Faust

    Osmosis Jones vs. Neutrophil (Finished)

    10-C fight of the century, people. Pull out your biology textbooks and get ready for some fun. Battle takes place in a realistic human body, specifically the bloodstream, where Osmosis is a foreign cell. He is identified by a Neutrophil, which proceeds to begin attacking him. Other Neutrophils...
  37. Sans2345

    Jurassic Park Dinos vs Real World Dinos

    This will not include the hybrids since they are not real With that said the dinosaurs will include on each team Jurassic Park: Tyranosaurus Rex Spinosaurus Velociraptor Pterosaurus Mosasaurus Real World: Tyrannosaurus Rex Spinosaurus Velociraptor Spinosaurus Mosasaurus...
  38. Sans2345

    Composite Spider Profile?

    Should there be a composite spider profile despite the fact that there are many deadly spiders in the world and should have a composite profile?
  39. Sans2345

    Bee vs Jumping Spider

    -Both 10-C -Speed equel -Both are females in their prime -Win by death -Both are aware of their presence Jumping Spider: 0 () Bee: 0 () Inconclusive: 0 ()
  40. Maverick_Zero_X

    YOU run a gauntlet

    Totally original concept You get an hour of prep time. Each battle takes place at Six Flags. Otherwise Standard Battle Assumptions for every round. Round 1: Ten bloodlusted Domestic Cats Round 2: A Gorilla, Grizzly Bear, and Tiger in a free for all. An American Pitbull will aid you for this...
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