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the real world

  1. Peppersalt43

    Slug vs Insect Part 1

    Blue Glaucus : 0 Giant Water Bug : 0 Incon : 7 Fight takes place in a brackish swamp, 2 centimetres apart
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    • blue glaucus giant water bug the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. Why

    Old Yellowman fights an angry white hornet

    Bald-Faced Hornet VS. Mr. Burns. Yep, another Burns vs. Small insect battle. Both are 10-C Speed Equalized. Voting ends February 10th Explain how they win when your voting Burns does not have his gun Who wins? Burns: BFH:
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    • bald-faced hornet mr.burns the real world the real world (verse) the simpsons
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Tllmbrg

    Black Bear CRT

    Alright changing multiple stats and adding a weakness so let's go: Black Bear varies from 90 to 500 pounds on average and with their running speed stated to be 30 mph - Quick Black Bear Facts by North America Bear Center This ends up with a KE value of between 3.67124639137 Kiliojoule (9-C) up...
  4. ShockingPsychic

    Berdly fights literally just a real falcon.

    10-B Deltarune matches are the future. Berdly (Light World key) Vs. Peregrine Falcon. Both are 10-B, in-character but willing to kill. They start 5 meters apart, and the battlefield is outside of Sans' shop in Hometown. Berdly can't create fountains. Berdly: 6 Bird: 6
  5. SpiteBattles

    Taiga Aisaka vs a Chimpanzee

    While in Ohashi High,a ******* wild Chimpanzee enters school perimeters. Now it’s up to Taiga to fight the Chimp since the Teachers were too [P U S S Y] •Both 10A (restricting bokken for now just cause of simplicity) •Speed equal •Both 10 meters apart •Taiga is in-character,Chimpanzee is...
    • SpiteBattles
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    • chimpanzee taiga aisaka the real world the real world (verse) tier 10 tier 9 vsbattles
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. Peppersalt43

    When the insect is sus

    Impostor Mantis : 0 Impostor Caterpillar : 7 They get ejected into The Abyss : 0 10-C versions used Fight takes place in Nosk's boss room, 5 centimetres apart Story Below With many of the greatest warriors of Hallownest having fallen, the bugs that were left desperately required hope. And...
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    • grub mimic hollow knight (verse) mantidfly the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads

  7. How level is this?

    good, as you will see in the title my question is directed to the question which level would have the following events that I am going to mention. 1) Quasar ex: quasar J0313-1806 which is powered by a gigantic supermassive black hole 1,600 million times more massive than our Sun...
  8. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 6: Cicada Killer Wasp vs Tarantula Hawk Wasp

    2nd match of the half finals and the overall 6th round of the real world insect brackets fighters start 10cm away from each other Cicada Killer Wasp: Tarantula-Hawk Wasp: 7 (JustANormalLemon, FinePoint, Lou_change, Peppersalt43, J.J._Chambers, RandomGuy2345, me) Inconclusive:
  9. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 5: Praying Mantis vs Bullet Ant

    the first match of the half finals and the overall 5th round of the real world insect brackets fighters start on a grass field and melee range away from each other (so like a couple centimeters lol) speed equalized and there are 5 ants Praying Mantis: 3 (Lou_change, Peppersalt43, J.J._Chambers)...
  10. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 4: Executioner Wasp vs Tarantula-Hawk Wasp

    Fourth round of the real world insect brackets fighters start 10cm away from each other Executioner Wasp: Tarantula-Hawk Wasp: 7 Inconclusive:
  11. MistaClean

    9-B Real World Brackets Round 3: Lion vs Komodo Dragon

    Lion vs Komodo Dragon Battle takes place in the island of Komodo Lion: Dragon: 2 (JustANormalLemon, Akidwholiketopowerscale)
  12. Coolboy6

    Thanos is quite the sussy baka

    Both 9-B, speed equalized Mad Dino: 1 Amogus: 4
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    • among us imposter (among us) thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 3: Red-Headed Centipede vs Cicada Killer Wasp

    Round 3 of the Real World Insect Brackets Centipede is larger than the wasp but not by enough for the wasp to be unable to effectively harm it Battle takes place in a forest and fighters start 10cm away from each other Chinese Red-Headed Centipede: 2 Cicada Killer Wasp: 1 Inconclusive:
  14. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 2: Bullet Ant vs Dobsonfly

    Second round of the Real World Insect Brackets Battle takes place on an empty field, male Dobsonfly is used, fighters start 15cm away from each other Dobsonfly: Bullet Ant: 7 Inconclusive:
  15. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 1: Asian Giant Hornet vs Praying Mantis

    First round of the Real World Insect Brackets starts now Battle starts on top of a tree branch and the insects start 1 meter away from each other Murder Hornet: 1 Praying Mantis: Inconclusive: 7
  16. Aguywhodoesthings

    Real World Insect Brackets

    I have never done these before so point out any problems you have with the rules or anything else I'll be doing 8 characters with 1 character per user (may be changed in the future) Rules Character must be an insect and be from the real world (as the title says) Only Small Size (Type 2) insects...
  17. Jasonsith

    Real Life Robot Discussion Thread

    A Thread dedicated to discuss real life humanoid / animaloid / giant fighting robots, including but not limited to: Boston Dynamics MegaBots Inc Suidobashi Heavy Industry Tesla Inc Sony Group Corporation Honda Motor Company Limited Chinese National University of Defense Technology in Changsha...
  18. MistaClean

    9-B Real World Brackets Round 2: Cave Bear vs Nile Crocodile

    Cave Bear vs Nile Crocodile Standard Battle Assumptions are used Battle takes place in a forest with a lake in it. The Crocodile starts in the water while the Bear starts on the land. Cave Bear: 1 (Dusty_Raider) Nile Crocodile: 7 (Akidwholiketopowerscale, JustANormalLemon...
  19. DaReaperMan

    Bear Hugger vs an Elephant

    Start 20 meters away Speed equal Battle takes place in some African plains THICC TRUNK!: 1 THICC BOI: 0 incon: 0
  20. MistaClean

    9-B Real World Brackets Round 1: White Rhino vs American Bison

    American Bison vs White Rhinoceros Standard Battle Assumptions are used Bison: Rhino: 7 (Akidwholiketopowerscale, JustANormalLemon, ThePrimalHunter, Psychomaster35, Dusty_Raider, AlephNullscp, Peppersalt43)
  21. OriginFox

    The Real World Vs Titans

    The Real World VS Titans Round 1: No prep time, no knowledge, no nukes Round 2: 3 month prep time, limited knowledge, no nukes Rouns 3: 5 month prep time, extensive knowledge of titans, nukes allowed
  22. AbaddonTheDisappointment

    A gamer fights a dinosaur

    Kirito (Aincrad) vs Utahraptor Kirito is in his Floor 1 (Aria of a Starless Night) key (9-C) Speed Equalized Kirito: Utahraptor: Incon
  23. MistaClean

    King Hippo vs real life Hippo

    King Hippo vs Hippopotamus Speed is equal Both are at 9-B SBA Otherwise The King: The Peasant: They both go out for lunch:
  24. BigSmoke4269

    how much would a brachiosaurus skeleton weigh?

    i need to know the weight of a brachiosaurus skeleton for a calc, but whenever i look it up, all i can find is the weight of a live brachiosaurus.
  25. Coolboy6

    Thanos is strong, but not as strong as family (0-0-0)

    Dino Thanos vs Dominic Toretto Both 9-B, speed equalized Thanos: Family:
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    • dominic toretto thanos simonattoi the fast and the furious the real world
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. Flashlight237

    Giant Anteater vs Lion (Real World)

    Ya know, when you can kill one of the most powerful cats, the jaguar, you know you've got it made. Let's take things a step further. What if we pit a giant anteater against a lion? I'm gonna make it a lioness here because I'm not sure if a giant anteater can go toe to toe with a male lion. That...
  27. Flashlight237

    Slowest Animals Ever: Three-Toed Sloth vs Koala

    Okay, so this is one debate you've probably heard of. I mean really, sloths are the slowest animals in terms of speed, moving at a measly 13.2 feet per minute at best. Koalas, on the other hand, are lazier than sloths even though they are, well, faster. While sloths sleep 15-18 hours a day...
  28. MistaClean

    9-B Real World Brackets!

    Yep. You read that title right. Lets do this! this bracket is gonna be a disaster Rules 1. All entries must be from The Real World 2. All entries must be 9-B. 9-C+ animals are allowed as long as they're strong enough to physically contend with a 9-B animal 3. Anything that is as strong as...
  29. Dusty_Raider

    Scp-3008 experiences a random chimp event.

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Chimpanzee https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/SCP-3008 A massive group of chimps get teleported into Infinite Ikea and decide the humans are holding too much territory. 250 chimps vs the 60+ people in Ikea. Both get a full day of prep. Chimps: Infinite Ikea...
  30. Bobsican

    Thanos fights a baby shark

    Speed equalized, Baby Shark is in the fountain on the place SBA takes place in Baby Shark Brooklyn Thanos
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    • baby shark brooklyn baby shark's big show! thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. Sergeant_Hypocrite

    10-A Tournament Losers Round 2, Match 19 (Chimpanzee VS A.J.)

    Let the tournament continue! Both are 10-A (Anything above 10-A is restricted) Both have prior knowledge of each other Speed is equalized Chimpanzee (The Real World): A.J. (The Fairly OddParents!): Inconclusive:
  32. Sergeant_Hypocrite

    10-A Tournament Round 2, Match 15 (Chimpanzee VS Strelok)

    Let the tournament continue! Both are 10-A, obviously (Anything above 10-A is restricted) Both have prior knowledge of each other Speed is equalized Chimpanzee (The Real World): Strelok (S.T.A.L.K.E.R): 3 (Popted2, Oleggator, Armorchompy) Inconclusive:
  33. Flashlight237

    Scorpee vs Hippopotamus (Real World)

    Okay, so I've been making art for an MMO called Eliatopia; wrote nearly the entire bestiary for it too. It's online now and it's got a story and paid features, so of course it qualifies for a verse here. One of my favorite monsters is the Scorpee, a giant yellow scorpion. Scorpees are...
  34. Coolboy6

    Sus man vs sus animal

    Imposter vs domestic pig. Both 9-C, speed equalized, battle takes place in an open field. Sus imposter: 2 Sus scrofa: AMOGUS:
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    • among us domestic pig imposter (among us) the real world
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. BigSmoke4269

    Real World Human Profiles

    i've already said this on another thread so i'll just paste it here "oh yeah, also, regarding pages for real people, i think they should be allowed within reason (e.g. mike tyson profile good, hitler profile bad), as long as the profiles are matchbanned and exist primarily for reference...
  36. Sergeant_Hypocrite

    10-A Tournament Round 1, Match 5 (Chimpanzee VS James T. Kirk)

    Let the tournament continue! Both are 10-A (Anything above 10-A is restricted) Both have prior knowledge of each other. Speed is equalized Chimpanzee (The Real World): James T. Kirk (Star Trek): I flip a coin:
  37. Flashlight237

    T. Rex (Real World) vs T. Rex (Jurassic Park)

    Ah yeah, T. Rex. Quite an interesting dino, I will say. Okay, so we all know that Jurassic Park basically popularized dinosaurs and all that. The most popular of these dinosaurs is the T. Rex. For this match, here's what I got. 1. This is Rexy (the original T. Rex from Jurassic Park) vs a...
    • Flashlight237
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    • jurassic park t. rex the real world tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex (jurassic park) tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Unwanteduser48

    Joseph surviving WW2 part 2: Operation Touch (November 8, 1942-November 10, 1942)

    Day/Month/Year: November 8, 1942 Location: Morocco Joseph has an M1903 Springfield and an Colt M1917 revolver Speed Equalized except for the Reaction part Hamon is allowed this time but for hands to hands combat only lol Vote: Joseph died: Joseph survived:
  39. Flashlight237

    Death Jackal (Monsterverse) vs Grizzly Bear

    It's a little weird how a Death Jackal can win against a tiger, but not against a polar bear, but whatever. Might as well pit the thing against one of the largest and strongest land carnivores. So, we got a Death Jackal against a Grizzly Bear. Of course it goes without saying that a Great White...
  40. StrymULTRA

    (0-1-0) Mondo Owada vs a Mammoth

    My weirdest match match ever done, sorry. Mondo Owada vs Wolly Mammoth Plot: While Mondo was returning to the Crazy Diamonds after short race, a random space-time anomaly occours and for some reason, a mammoth gets out. The animal, confused, initially charges against buildings, but then, it...
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