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the real world (verse)

  1. DemonicDude

    The Battle Of The Claw! Lobster vs Cab | The Real World

    Match info Match Rules: Both are 10-C Speed will be equalized Prep time of 20 minutes for each combatants Location: Murky water (A small, man-made freshwater pond with low visibility due to algae growth. Surrounded by grass, trees, and a residential structure with a wooden deck nearby)...
  2. Friedoil11

    Hear me out

    I was looking at the profile of The Human Race and realised that maybe it might need this changes: The population needs to be raised from 7.7 billions to 8.2 billions. Can't we divide the human race in three levels/keys, one with weapons, one with artillery/vehicles and one with the nuclear...
  3. AppleMaker

    Battle of guys who fought Rake (AppleMaker vs Jesse Pinkman) (0-0-0)

    Yep, someone actually said that I'll lose to him just because he's a hardened criminal, completely disregarding my physical stats and life experiences... I guess by that logic nobody from VSBW could ever beat Harold Shipman, dnepropetrovsk maniacs (without weapons, one by one) or even some...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • breaking bad jesse pinkman powerscaler the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Fun and Games

  4. Ripsaw M5/RCV-M variants (Ripsaw upgrade)

    [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripsaw_(vehicle)] [] [] Ripsaw M5 and Ripsaw RCV-M are more heavily armed variants of Ripsaw tank; their main weapon is Mk44 Bushmaster II (30x173mm chaingun), secondary weapons are 2 Javelin ATGMs and 1 HMG (which can be swapped for LMG or Mk19 automatic grenade...

  5. Lenco Bearcat G2 Armed Variant (Lenco Bearcat G2 Upgrade)

    [https://www.heatsec.com/shop/military-lenco-bearcat-g2-2/#:~:text=The rotating roof hatch and,Remote Weapons Station (RWS).] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_controlled_weapon_station] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenco_BearCat] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protector_RWS] It's stated...
  6. AppleMaker

    Is it possible for martial artist to be 10-C/10-B?

    Fiction aside, is it really possible for a weak human to practice martial arts irl? Or you HAVE TO be somewhat strong/enduring to do that in the first place? And if yes, to which extent? Is it possible to 10-C human with Below average stamina and speed to stay that way, but have some decent...
  7. AppleMaker

    To which values those feats scale?

    Those feats are mostly about AP, but LS feats are also would be here and there 1. LS needed to rip off hippo's jaw in one move 2. AP needed to one-shot hippo (fragmentation/violent fragmentation/pulverization) 3. Destroying skull of chimpanzee (since they apparently have higher bone density...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • attack potency lifting strength questions and answers thread the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Questions and Answers
  8. Elephanth

    Brombus fights a motherflippin dinosaur

    Brombus vs Triceratops Both are 9-B and Brombus is in 3rd key Speed is equalized Battle takes place in Texas Both have 1 week of preparation time They begin 15 meters apart SBA for everything else aeblabeblieeouhfrieugruigjkrtfdahg: 1 (@Berat_Fearat) ROAR: I’m going DINOSAUR MODE now. (Incon):
    • Elephanth
    • Thread
    • brombus raxdflipnote the real world the real world (verse) triceratops
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. Elephanth

    YOU’RE GETTING ELEPHANT LAXATIVE

    The Decaf Knight vs Elephant 683311.5366 Joules vs 670000 Joules Rules: Speed is equalized They start 15 meters away Battle takes place in Starbucks SBA for everything else Decaf knight has Attack potency/durability, intelligence, and environment advantage Elephant has LS, Size, Stamina, and...
    • Elephanth
    • Thread
    • elephant elephant (real world) if your barista said what he thought the decaf knight the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 57
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  10. Bookmanfpe

    "When Deer Go vs Different/Other lizard" -- Nameless Deer ( D Side Au ) vs Allosaurus ( The Real World ) [GRACE]

    Nameless Deer vs Allosaurus: Rules: Nameless Deer will be armed with his axe in this fight. Speed is NOT equalized. The battle takes place in the maple forests of Canada. Notes: Nameless Deer has a Speed, Range, Intelligence. Both characters have the same Lifting Strength Allosaurus has a...
    • Bookmanfpe
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    • d side au fundamental paper education fanon the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  11. JustANormalLemon

    Megasquid vs A Elephant (GRACE)

    The Megasquid vs A IRL Elephant I'm not sure the megasquid profile is good enough to use but This will have to do for now Rules: Takes place in a minecraft flat world They start at 30 meters apart Megasquid: Elephant: 7 (Oiguana2701,Deadguy999, CatLover313, Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh, MannyQ361...
    • JustANormalLemon
    • Thread
    • elephant elephant (real world) megasquid the future is wild the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. JustANormalLemon

    Boss Baby vs A Elephant (GRACE)

    The Boss Baby vs A IRL Elephant (Idk man, this came wehn serched Boss Baby vs Elephant) or this will be a stomp or It will be not and I guess this is how that works Rules: Takes place in the savana with plent of open space They start at 30 meters apart Boss Baby: Elephant: 8...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • boss baby elephant elephant (real world) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. JustANormalLemon

    A elephant vs every ant on earth (Stomp)

    20 quadrillion Fire Ants fight a single Elephan There are an estimated 20 quadrillion (20.000.0000.000.000) ants on Earth. Let's see if this a viable battle Ants: Elephant: Icon:
    • JustANormalLemon
    • Thread
    • ant elephant elephant (real world) fire ant the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. JustANormalLemon

    IRL ELEPHANT VS EVERYTHING!!

    elephant Let's make a elephant fight almost everything, suggest matchups for the elephant to fight against Elephants scale to 125000 joules at the very least and 670000 joules at the very most Here are some alread done: White Rhinoceros (The Real World) White Rhinoceros' Profile (Win) Common...
  15. AppleMaker

    Me vs Composite Human (for real this time) (1-4-0)

    Composite Human got mad at me for beating Downplayed his version. I ran away from him and hid at the abandoned building, knowing damn well that he will find me pretty soon. So I prepared for that and set some traps to get rid of him, could I beat him or not? Rules: Composite human have a...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • composite human fun and games the real world (verse) the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  16. AppleMaker

    [Concluded] Me vs "Composite Human"

    Rules: SBA (except AppleMaker have Below Average stamina) AppleMaker have no weapons and equipment Look at the profiles first No Durability?: 5 (@Vzearr); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); (@Lloydblitzed); (@NahIDWINSOHARD); (@TheOrangeGuy09) No Stamina?: Actual composite human's victims...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • composite human (downplayed) fun and games the real world (verse) the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  17. AppleMaker

    Scientist fights the chillest creature (Flint Lockwood vs Capybara) (0-4-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Both are 10-B Flint's equipment is restricted Battle takes place in the forest Starting distance is 2 meters Flint Lockwood: Capybara: 4 (@Oiguana2701); (@Lloydblitzed); (@JustANormalLemon); (@Ebihara) Steve (incon):
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • capybara cloudy with a chance of meatballs flint lockwood the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. AppleMaker

    Bernard vs Alex (0-0-0)

    Rules: Bernard have his medallion Battle takes place in the zoo Speed is not equalized Starting distance is 100 meters Bernard: Alex: Incon:
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • bernard bernard (verse) polar bear the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. AppleMaker

    "This is some MGR type shi" (AppleMaker vs Robosaurus) (4-1-0)

    One of my opps hijacked a Robosaurus during a monster truck show and gone off the rails to attack me and some other people he found "annoying". Everybody ran away, while I remembered that I brought a lot of fireworks and firecrackers in my backpack, so I tried to take him down once and for all...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • fun and games robosaurus stomp? the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  20. AppleMaker

    "Dude, you're not wall level" (AppleMaker vs Charlie Carroll) (3-0-0)

    Here are the rules: Speed is equalized AppleMaker have 1 day prep time AppleMaker have all his equipment except m1 Garant and vehicles Charlie Carrol is 9b (if he wasn't, I wouldn't gave myself any prep time lol) Battle takes place in abandoned building Starting distance is 5 meters with clear...
  21. MikeyT232

    Forest man vs naked man (Orangutan vs The Rake)

    Both are allowed piercing damage Speed is equalized The Rake studies the Orangutan for an hour before The Orangutan is granted optional equipment Fight takes place in the Orangutan enclosure SBA for everything else Forest Man: 3 (Oiguana2701, JustaNormalLemon, Deadguy999) Naked Man: 0
    • MikeyT232
    • Thread
    • athlete orangutan the rake the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. H3110l12345I20

    Pusedozombies fight yet another TANK!!! (Uncommon+Common Infected vs White Rhinoceros)

    ^^^ Speed is equalized. Jimmy Gibbs Junior and a common infected are fighting a single rhino infront of it. Battle theme: seems (yet again) fitting TTANNNKKK!: ThE InFeEcTEd!:
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • common infected left 4 dead left 4 dead 2 the real world (verse) uncommon infected white rhinoceros
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. Oiguana2701

    (GRACE) The largest land carnivore of history vs. the largest land herbivore of today (8-0-0)

    Tyrannosaurus rex Vs. Elephant This is a very simple matchup. Rules: The battle takes place in the Hell Creek Formation They start 30 meters away from eachother Generic dinosaur: 8 Advantage in bite force, weight, environment and experience Relative of the Hyrax: 0 Advantage in...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • elephant elephant (real world) real life real world the real world the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex (real world) vs battles vs threads
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  24. AppleMaker

    Does Nokia 3310 scales to wall level?

    Question is self explanatory. Could it get to 9b tier in ap if it gets shot from cannon or something like that? Also does it have 9b durability or no?
    • AppleMaker
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    • nokias (exaggerated) questions and answers thread the real world the real world (verse) wall level
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Questions and Answers
  25. AppleMaker

    Your tier in real life (2025)

    Basically I stole got inspired by those threads and wanted to make something similar. How would you scale yourself and your friends/enemies?
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • fun and games the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 73
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  26. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) 2 infected pseudozombies fight a TANK!!! (Common Infected vs Elephant)

    ^^^ Yes, you heard the clickbaity title. Apparently an infected human has stronger AP than a literal elephant charge, so the biggest concern would be the Elephant's size granting it increased range to attack or be attacked. That's my response to "the elephant is big! and chunky!" Conditions...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • common infected elephant (real world) left 4 dead left 4 dead 2 the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. Oiguana2701

    (GRACE) Another stop-motion character fights a pachyderm (7-0-0)

    The Cyclops (Sinbad Film Series) Vs. An Elephant The cyclops will join Gwangi and the Ymir and also fight the largest land mammal. Rules: Fight takes place in the elephant's natural habitat They start 30 meters away from eachother That's it. One-eyed monster: 7 Advantage of 1.03047884x in...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • cyclops (sinbad film series) elephant elephant (real world) real world the 7th voyage of sinbad the real world the real world (verse) vs matches vs thread
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. AppleMaker

    Real life vs fiction part 1 (Penguin vs Cutie pie from Evolution) (2-4-0)

    If this post gets concluded fast enough - I'm gonna make entire series of match ups involving fictional characters/species against anything that exists in real life and have similar tier Anyways, here are the rules: Speed is not equalized Battle takes place near river Starting distance is 10...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • #fiction cutie pie (evolution 2001) emperor penguin evolution (2001 movie) the real world (verse) tournament
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. H3110l12345I20

    Jeff fights Gigachad Penguins! (OG Jeff the Killer v Kumimanu Fordycei)

    ^^^; Speed equalized. Jeff is fighting 5 bloodlusted penguins. my name is jeff.: Waddle fodder: Incon:
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • creepypasta fc/oc versus battles jeff the killer kumimanu fordycei the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  30. H3110l12345I20

    (STOMP) Battleboarding, but I make scary chicks hunt Elephants (The Literature Club (Fill Feels) vs 3 Elephants)

    ^^^; time to go poaching! Speed is equalized, up to 9-B versions are used (and anything higher is restricted). 3 elephants are on the battlefield. The club: 1 (O0DSF0o, The poaching victims: Incon:
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • 11xuki elephant euri fcoc versus battles sayori" (fill feels the literature club (fill feels) the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  31. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Rocket (no, not that one) beats a coughing baby. (Raccoon vs The Toddler)

    ^^^ Speed is equalized. A 12 kg high-end average weight raccoon is fighting a bloodlusted baby. (tiers of IRL verse animals vary on weight, but even if this high-end isn't allowed, I could equalize weight or do other fair modifications later, but let's leave it like this for now.) Raccoon: 1...
  32. H3110l12345I20

    Waltuh fights a doggy, Heisenburger creates Coyote-burgers (REMATCH)

    Ok. This is going to require a long explanation for why the coyotes aren't fodder as per arguments from the previous thread. Before saying Walt would stomp a Coyote, people should read points 1-3 before actually claiming a stomp/false equivalency and missing something obvious. Until points 1-3...
    • H3110l12345I20
    • Thread
    • #don't turn into a horrible discussion please breaking bad coyote the real world (verse) versus threads walter white
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Winnie the Pooh goes hunting for Muskoxen!

    ^^^ Speed is equalized. Bear victory, bear blood: 7 (Frieza_force_soldier_100, Greatsage13th, AThe1412, Flashlight237, Ebihara, HorrorHistory, me (the OP)) Sigma move: get your skull crushed by a bull: Incon:
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • muskox the real world (verse) versus threads winnie the pooh (blood and honey)
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Niko fights a chunky large animal! (Niko Bellic vs Muskox)

    ^^^ While in IRL, a person would get gored to death of an animal of the Muskox's size, Niko can physically keep up and pierce the animal, not to mention he is incredibly skilled. Speed is equal. Battle takes place in the Arctic forest. Sigma move: large animal crushes wanted criminal's skull...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • grand theft auto grand theft auto v muskox niko bellic the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. H3110l12345I20

    IRL Polar Bear Respect Thread (H3's Christmas Special)

    Note that this is a serious respect thread for one of the Xmas-associated animals, the polar bear! Polar Bear Respect Thread Xmas Special This will list feats that are at a bare minimum, above average to that of a regular person. If any links succumb to link rot, the links have been archived in...
  36. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Battleboarding, but I make The Toddler get mauled by a cute Pug.

    ^^^. Conditions: Speed is equal. Notes: Due to Pugs weighing this much, the toddler is technically physically stronger than an animal with murder instincts and teeth. Literal baby: Cute Dog: 7 (Vizmer, That_moron2, CBslayeR, AThe1412, Quibster, HonestlyBored24, Noneless21, me) Incon:
  37. H3110l12345I20

    (GRWACE) A toddler tries to eat a slug (The Toddler tries to play with a Banana Slug!)

    Idea credit: JustANormalLemon & Darkmon_cns Conditions Speed is equal The slug has at least 2 days of preparation to cover a small 2 by 2 by 2 m room in it's slime Baby fodder: 7 (JustANormalLemon, Flashlight237, AThe1412, TogepiYoda, Arkansalter2, MannyQ361, O0DSF0o) Eat grubs: Incon
    • H3110l12345I20
    • Thread
    • among the sleep banana slug the real world (verse) the toddler versus threads
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Jeff Thanksgiving Special (Jeff The Killer (Reboot) vs 11 Common Turkeys)

    Note: The male Turkeys being 10-B is more wank since their bruising is piercing and not mathematically equal to other 10-B IRL animals. Nonetheless, I'll make this a special occasion match for the 10-C males. Speed is equal. 11 Bloodlusted (male) 10-C turkeys are trying to kill Jeff, who is...
    • H3110l12345I20
    • Thread
    • common turkey creepypasta jeff the killer (reboot) the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  39. H3110l12345I20

    (NEEDS VOTES) Baby fodder fights a bird (Pigeon vs The Toddler)

    Yes. SBA; Speed is equalized, the largest pigeon will be used. Baby: Birb: Incon: 2-ish (Flashlight237, AThe1412 Battle theme:
  40. H3110l12345I20

    How long would you survive your favorite verses?

    Rules: Unless you've made your own profile in any of the "What's your tier in real life?" thread or have any statistics that would make you above or below the average person, your default statistics will be from here [if your biological sex is female, you'll be in the female key, same thing...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • fun and games h3110l12345i20/the-average-human-(the-real-world)/ human the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 80
    • Forum: Fun and Games
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