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How much water does flatland have?
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A god fights a tree to the death
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I don't know, I never watched that movie.
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YesGemmysaur said:
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Low 2-C Flatland? Holy crap I wasn't expecting that.
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Flatland solos your verse confirmed!!!!!!
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A tree.
Beats somebody.
Beats somebody.
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Can anyone give a rundown on why The Authority is presented to be so weak (weak enough that a breeze can kill it)? That is weird asf.
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The author was an atheist.
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The author was an atheist
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As far as I know, the stats we have for The Authority are actually his weakened state. Beforehand, he was as strong as a typical human or something.
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Tree for reasons above.
@Lina The Authority is just a really, really, really, really, really old angel, in a world where being an angel means neither immortality (or at least not eternal youth) nor being much greater than any other being (Metatron, who is presented as the strongest of the angels, is pulled into non-existence by two normal humans)
@Lina The Authority is just a really, really, really, really, really old angel, in a world where being an angel means neither immortality (or at least not eternal youth) nor being much greater than any other being (Metatron, who is presented as the strongest of the angels, is pulled into non-existence by two normal humans)
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This is the best thread in the entire wiki.
Bar none.
Bar none.
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Dang it, you knew I was gonna do this, Wierdo
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Pretty sure even a regular human cannot break down a normal tree with his/her attacks, as said human might wear themselves out, or break their bones or something.
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Pretty sure even a regular human cannot break down a normal tree with his/her attacks, as said human might wear themselves out, or break their bones or something.
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Some Muay Thai practitioners would disagree
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Since the tree in this thread has Building Level durability, the only way I see a human killing it is by somehow setting it on fire or getting around it in some other manner.
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Reinhard throws his spear
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LOL. This thread though.
Reinhard for reasons above
Reinhard for reasons above
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Janemba wins via speed and hax
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Tree solos
nvm authority wins via SBA OVO
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Keemstar wins for the reasons above
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Batman stomps with prep
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Base Goku is 3-A because he...Wait wrong thread.
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This character wins for the reasons above.
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Khorne nullfies
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LmaoGemmysaur said:
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Reinhard adds the tree to his Legion.
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BB adds tree to reverse harem
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Redgrave, Breinhard already has everything in her harem already.
That's pretty much what her Law does
That's pretty much what her Law does
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The tree only has a harem because of Breinhard's Law though. It makes everything part of an S&M free love panphilliac society
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