A human fights a dude with a bizarre weapon

[Wokistan]

Composite Human vs Spider Jerusalem

Speed unequalized

No guns for either, CH gets a bow and a stick, Spider gets the weapon on his page

Start at 50 meters

CH doesn't have knowledge of Spider Jerusalem

Any type of Victory

SBA otherwise

Who wins and why?


Composite human: 1(Iapitus the Impaler)

Spider Jerusalem:

Inconclusive:

 

[Iapitus_The_Impaler]

composite human stomps

 

[Wokistan]

Are there irl people that have been able to continue with their task under the circumstances induced by the bowel disruptor?

 

[Iapitus_The_Impaler]

I mean there are people with cafaters, however that's spelled. they would be immune

 

[Wokistan]

I don't think CH can be assumed to have a catheter in, and that doesn't seem like it would be too good for the catheter either.

 

[Iapitus_The_Impaler]

True, but there are some humans with loose butt holes because of... things. They could probably tank it enought to stay alive

also does that dude have any other weapons

 

[Wokistan]

Guns, which I removed from both because giving it to just spider makes it a stomp for him, while giving it to both is pretty obvious. 10As can hurt 9Cs though, and if the incap were to work he could also use CH's bow and stick. I'll count your vote for CH for now though

 

[SoulOfCinder123]

What type of bow? compound bow? English longbow?

 

[SoulOfCinder123]

If it was the English longbow, the maximum range can be up 345 yard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_longbow

And with peak human accuracy, CH can shoot the Spider down easily

In short I vote for CH

 

[Wokistan]

Does it matter for CH? CH is the best possible in any type of bow, and any type is able to kill spider Jerusalem.

 

[CuteLunaMoon]

CU stomps via accuracy and range advantage. Bowel Disrupter only has a dozens meter rang, which seems to be less than 50 meters. Before Spider can get to the rage to shoot, CH could shoot several arrows at Spider with his peak human speed and reflex.

 

[Wokistan]

Several dozen is vague and may or may not be inclusive of 50m. To make it slightly more reasonable, I'll make the range obvousobv applicable to both, but I need to sleep rn.

 

[Katharsus]

Considering "runner's trots" is a thing marathoners regularly overcome, I don't find the disruptor likely to interfere with CH's optimsl levels of focus and will.

He therefore stomps with his accuracy casually murdering SJ before he can get to a more combative range.