A killer fights a plumber (Jeff the Killer vs. Plumber (Jeramiah Calhoun)) (STOMP)

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

Both are 9-B. Speed is equalized. Fight takes place in Cosmo City at midnight. They start 10 meters apart. SBA for anything else.

"Go to sleep.":
(baseline 9-B or 15 kilojoules)

"Please don't do that again...":
(baseline 9-B or 15 kilojoules)

Xenophanes comes back from the dead and solos them both:
you see, the joke here is that in Jeramiah Calhoun, Xenophanes is dead

 

[HonestlyBored24]

How TF is Jeff supposed to counter Plumber's fire manipulation? I know he's been lit on fire before, but he barely survived that. Plus, Jeff's 9-B feats are 9-C feats. This is probably a stomp.

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

How TF is Jeff supposed to counter Plumber's fire manipulation? I know he's been lit on fire before, but he barely survived that. Plus, Jeff's 9-B feats are 9-C feats. This is probably a stomp.

If all of Jeff's feats are 9-C, then how tf did he get 9-B in the first place? And yeah... this is probably a stomp... oops.

 

[HonestlyBored24]

If all of Jeff's feats are 9-C, then how tf did he get 9-B in the first place?

I guess tearing off limbs used to be 9-B, but it's been recalculated to 9-C.

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

I guess tearing off limbs used to be 9-B, but it's been recalculated to 9-C.

Well, Jeff might have a wincon because he has enhanced senses and the fight is at midnight

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Well, Jeff might have a wincon because he has enhanced senses and the fight is at midnight

Does't really matter if he's a 9-C facing a 9-B.

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

Does't really matter if he's a 9-C facing a 9-B.

dang... I should probably close this then, and somebody should update Jeff's profile

 

[HonestlyBored24]

dang... I should probably close this then, and somebody should update Jeff's profile

I'll do it RN.

 

[ThePrimalHunter]

I guess tearing off limbs used to be 9-B, but it's been recalculated to 9-C.

Human mutilation feats (like ripping someone apart) have been proven to be 9-C, although they used to be around the 9-B range. I think this all kind of happened when people realized that skull crushing was 9-C, and from there we realized that obliterating humans really isn't as impressive as we though