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So, I just thought I’d pit two final bosses of my favorite verses together. Here we go!
Oryx never thought the day would come when he would have to fight something larger than the Realm itself. He was just chilling in his castle, sipping from his 273rd glass of wine for the day (an exaggeration, of course, but come on) and trying to plan a new way to challenge Limon’s authority after Project Elemental Dragon went haywire, when the sprite goddess herself sent him a message. Apparently a giant tadpole-like space monster was spotted heading directly towards the planet, and Limon has requested that Oryx find a way to stop it before the whole world is devoured. At first Oryx thought he would just let the monster have his meal just to spite Limon, but started to imagine the sheer amount of praise he could get if he did destroy the beast…
Then it occurred to Oryx that to devour an entire planet, the thing would have to be incredibly huge, and decided it might be best to destroy it from within. Glass in hand, Oryx teleported himself inside the mouth of the beast, only to be met with some kind of otherworldly screeching and the approach of three even more otherworldly-looking floating…objects? Not wanting to waste time thinking about the floating masses of bizarreness before him, Oryx chucked his wine glass at the beings and drew his weapon.
Oryx as O3 vs the Three Brains of Guhnash
Speed is equal
First to die…loses!
The Mad God:
The Three Brains:
Not sure if incon is technically even possible here, but here it is anyway:
Oryx never thought the day would come when he would have to fight something larger than the Realm itself. He was just chilling in his castle, sipping from his 273rd glass of wine for the day (an exaggeration, of course, but come on) and trying to plan a new way to challenge Limon’s authority after Project Elemental Dragon went haywire, when the sprite goddess herself sent him a message. Apparently a giant tadpole-like space monster was spotted heading directly towards the planet, and Limon has requested that Oryx find a way to stop it before the whole world is devoured. At first Oryx thought he would just let the monster have his meal just to spite Limon, but started to imagine the sheer amount of praise he could get if he did destroy the beast…
Then it occurred to Oryx that to devour an entire planet, the thing would have to be incredibly huge, and decided it might be best to destroy it from within. Glass in hand, Oryx teleported himself inside the mouth of the beast, only to be met with some kind of otherworldly screeching and the approach of three even more otherworldly-looking floating…objects? Not wanting to waste time thinking about the floating masses of bizarreness before him, Oryx chucked his wine glass at the beings and drew his weapon.
Oryx as O3 vs the Three Brains of Guhnash
Speed is equal
First to die…loses!
The Mad God:
The Three Brains:
Not sure if incon is technically even possible here, but here it is anyway: