Daddy Derek vs Aaron Jones

[Joaco0902]

Ignorance of the lol is not an excuse.


MaRiNeS!!1!1!!

Both have an AK-47.
Both bloodlusted.

Battle takes place in a paintball battlefield with several places to hide.

FIGHT!


Gamer: 1 (HeadlessKramerGeoff777)

A possible gun hazard: 2 (BigSmoke4269,Modernmyrmidon)

 

[DatOneWeeb]

I can't believe this exists.

 

[Joaco0902]

Well, it does.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Jones seems to have better feats and more skill. Going with the gamer.

 

[Joaco0902]

Counted

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Jones seems to have better feats and more skill. Going with the gamer.

You're saying a guy whose only knowledge of guns comes from Call of Duty is more skilled with firearms than a guy who has had guns his whole life, has shown actual skill with them, and worked in the machine gun business?

 

[Joaco0902]

Oh boy, here we go.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

maybe

 

[Joaco0902]

?

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

What has Derek done with firearms?

 

[Joaco0902]

He has had firearms since he was 10, but I haven't watched that Gun Safety movie so that's all I know about him.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

He seems quite proficient with firearms in that movie, believe it or not.

 

[Joaco0902]

You're voting for Derek?

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Loosely. I don't know much about Aaron beyond what his profile says.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Also Derek could distract Aaron with Sound Manip

 

[Joaco0902]

Seeing how inmersed he is into COD, I wouldn't be surprised if he thought the sound was "part of the game" or something.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

I'm voting for him. Count me as a full vote. I just might retract my vote if Aaron has a wincon that's not on his profile.

 

[Modernmyrmidon]

Daddy Derek FRA

 

[Joaco0902]

I can't believe this exists.

Vote...??

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Jones seems to have better feats and more skill. Going with the gamer.

Are you keeping this vote?

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

DD is likely being removed :/

 

[BigSmoke4269]

lmao wtf happened

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Hold on

Daddy Derek (Cool Cat Saves the Kids)

 

[BigSmoke4269]

It doesn't go anywhere. I don't even know why he was removed.

 

[Genericstickman]

being a fictional stage persona of someone who is willing to sue

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Dude, Derek literally said he had no problems with this.

 

[Genericstickman]

might as well make a thread for if its allowed then

 

[GojiBoyForever]

Lmao