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Describe your verse technically correct

Crabwhale

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Title of the thread. Describe some of your favorite verses in a way that is technically correct but also physically mad. Guessing on which verse is being talked about is optional. I'll start.

- Dad and son have shouting match, 500 trillion dead

- Man tries to save galaxy, ends up doing chores instead

- Walking condom engages in anarcho-capitalism

- Romanian immigrant progresses British violence by introducing guns

- Bald monk must defeat bird man

- Local wizzard *****, faces universal pushback for his crimes

- Sailor gets sent to prison, begins sigma grindset

- Dictator tries to turn everyone into actual zombies with his crack addiction
 
  • Disney tries to make Beetlejuice
  • A world where everyone just jumps each other in the streets for no reason, also there's a witch in it, I think
  • A girl uses the power of believing in herself to blow up a nuclear missile
  • Three girls experience dimensional exile for shoplifting
  • Girl accidentally invents fascism with time travel and scores a girlfriend in another dimension
  • The world's most iconic superheroines except with teen angst
  • A god tries to literally break the fourth wall and forgets he's in a Final Fantasy game
 
Crabwhale said:
Nice. Also forgot to add:

- Evil MILF tries to discourage her daughters from lesbianism by commiting crimes on them.
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-Cripplingly depressed person searches for Jesus by punching people

-Local man commits genocide, slavery or doesn't and makes weird stuff out of weird stones
 
Hybrid boy and his gang go out to save the world from a demon that wants sunlight for his people, meets his dad who finally returns with the milk.
 
- Minimum wage worker gets cucked by himself; Interdimensional war ensues.

- Somehow, baking a cake led to a God getting assassinated.

- Local child successfully enslaves every deity in the area.

- What if Skeletor won?

- Local man becomes God; More at 11!

- Princess commits multiversal genocide

- Maybe the real Heaven was inside Hell all along?

- Everyone likes the really hungry pirate
 
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  • Japanese Albert Einstein in Grasshopper suit tried to stop Nazi and it's furry festival
  • Average Brazillian Tarzan in Piranha suit brutally murdered a multi-faced Moai Demon and Machu Pichu Opressor
 
A few more:

- The United Nations but they exclusively fight Godzilla and his pals

- Local miner becomes president, kills God when his waifu is stolen

- Literally the most average European succession crisis, but there's dragons in it

- Man with severe anger management issues singlehandedly commits genocide on a dimensional scale

- God accidentally kills wife for cheating on him, enters full schizo mode to cope

- Local highschooler ends the world after being ignored by his father/getting too horny for a foreign exchange student

- Last remaining man on the planet singlehandedly starts the Industrial Revolution

- Teenager and dog face severe looming obesity problem

- Scrawny kid and flying cat/dog hybrid must work together to end the differences between their people
 
  • Softcore gambling addiction with roleplay
  • The thing everyone wants to kill here
 
  • Cutesy animal girls that live in a park try to survive in a post-apocalyptic world where humanity is dead and the rest of the world has been destroyed by rock creatures
  • Cute girls try to survive in a post-apocalyptic world that was ravaged by war
  • Kids end up having to survive in a quite-literal hell hole
  • Cute rocks fight buddhist lunarians in a kind-of post-apocalyptic world

Starting to sense a pattern here...

  • 9mm cartridge is inferior, compared to the .45 ACP
  • Guy and his father have some family issues, which results in the destruction of an entire world
  • Humanized demon women get into fights where they constantly throw stuff like lasers and amulets at eachother
  • Guy survives zeppelin crash, has to deliver a ring, ends up meeting a suicidal and nihilistic demi-god and convinces him life is worth living, but also tells him how he can kill himself with a massive explosive
  • Guy creates a giant murder robot just so he can get some immigrants to leave his country, gets stopped by the sixth reincarnation of his best friend
  • Guy finds out UNATCO might be behind the reason everyone is sick
  • "I'VE UPDATED MY JOURNAL"
  • An absolute mess of a man who talks to his tie solves a murder case
  • Guy becomes the most richest CEO in a world where everyone is immortal, gets bored and manages to invent the concept of death again
  • Guy profits off of the human consciousness, just so he can make a "cure" for the human consciousness
 
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