Episode 4: Alex vs Dark

[Seol404]

Hes not bad once you get to know him

 

[MLPlover2011]

This is gonna be epic

 

[Goosethehonker]

I can't believe how long is this

 

[Holyhotsauce]

My argument depends on whether Alex is an epic gamer or not, if not the dab will be unable to summon Sagittarius A but will instead severely damage the noosphere and summon every bee that has ever existed and these will constantly harass Dark while an audio recording of the 1922 documentary Nanook of the North plays in the background (However, the audio recording will be bass boosted by at least 47.3%).

This causes every member of the UN to begin abusing the corpse of Abraham Lincoln with an exact copy of Gary Gygax's kidney made out of Cheetos, making Abraham Lincoln return from the dead and consume roughly three (3) cubic tons of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter ®, starting World War 3 and finally fulfilling his ultimate goal of destroying the concept of the Grinch.

Primarily, Alex will still win but with higher difficulty.

 

[MLPlover2011]

My argument depends on whether Alex is an epic gamer or not, if not the dab will be unable to summon Sagittarius A but will instead severely damage the noosphere and summon every bee that has ever existed and these will constantly harass Dark while an audio recording of the 1922 documentary Nanook of the North plays in the background but its bass boosted by at least 47.3%.
This causes every member of the UN to begin abusing the corpse of Abraham Lincoln with an exact copy of Gary Gygax's kidney made out of Cheetos, causing Abraham Lincoln to return from the dead and consume roughly three (3) cubic tons of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter ®, starting World War 3 and finally fulfilling his ultimate goal of destroying the concept of the Grinch.

Primarily, Alex will still win but with higher difficulty.

Wouldn't Dark just ban Alex?

 

[Seol404]

He can't because hes not an Admin

 

[Holyhotsauce]

No, there are no area restrictions and as such, the battle would take place in JBW were Alex has more edits and thus if Dark tried to ban Alex he would be automatically teleported to the interuniversal gulag to be eternally beaten to death by Garfield using the unholy flesh of Paul Blart.

Edit: ninja'd

 

[MLPlover2011]

I think Dark has more forms

 

[Copetan]

My argument depends on whether Alex is an epic gamer or not, if not the dab will be unable to summon Sagittarius A but will instead severely damage the noosphere and summon every bee that has ever existed and these will constantly harass Dark while an audio recording of the 1922 documentary Nanook of the North plays in the background (However, the audio recording will be bass boosted by at least 47.3%).

This causes every member of the UN to begin abusing the corpse of Abraham Lincoln with an exact copy of Gary Gygax's kidney made out of Cheetos, making Abraham Lincoln return from the dead and consume roughly three (3) cubic tons of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter ®, starting World War 3 and finally fulfilling his ultimate goal of destroying the concept of the Grinch.

Primarily, Alex will still win but with higher difficulty.

This is probably the best argument I have ever seen throughout the entire wiki

 

[MLPlover2011]

Let's wait for Dark to respond

 

[Yellowpig10]

this has gone on for ages, can we just file this under inconclusive?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

this has gone on for ages, can we just file this under inconclusive?

Yes.

 

[Alexcar3000]

Pretty sure I won by 2 votes tho.

 

[Holyhotsauce]

Alex dabs and summons Sagittarius A which blows up the noosphere causing Dark to cut himself with his own edge and die, making Alex the winner.

None of that made any sense

This dude is saying that Alex could summon a star... which blows up a universe, which makes dark depressed so much he kills himself...


Does that make sence seol?

Sagittarius A is not a star nor is the Noosphere a universe.

Sagittarius A is the supermassive black hole at the centre of the Milky Way Galaxy, and the Noosphere is a hypothetical sphere that represents the entirety of the human psyche, including all ideas, thoughts, and dreams.

 

[Alexcar3000]

Aaa

 

[Errorsaness]

this has gone on for ages, can we just file this under inconclusive?

Yes.

THATS COOL BY ME!

 

[MLPlover2011]

Error please stop

 

[MaxForward]

Alex wins, because he was pretty much the king of this wiki from 2016-2017.

 

[Goosethehonker]

Alex wins, because he was pretty much the king of this wiki from 2016-2017.

Was I the only one who missed the old Alex?

 

[MaxForward]

Alex wins, because he was pretty much the king of this wiki from 2016-2017.

He's still very relevant, but other people like Crabwhale, Seol404, Christian Higdon and even me are on the same level of influence as him.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Alex wins, because he was pretty much the king of this wiki from 2016-2017.

He's still very relevant, but other people like Crabwhale, Seol404, Christian Higdon and even me are on the same level of influence as him.

Pre Retcon Seol404 and Crabwhale are on the same level as Alex but not the post retcon versions

 

[Crabwhale]

There never was nor will there ever be pre- and post-retcon versions of us. What the Hell could even be considered a retcon?

 

[MLPlover2011]

Pre Retcon Seol404 (before she was admin) was able to trigger Carlos a bunch of times so she still is pretty powerful

 

[Crabwhale]

That's Pre-Promotion, very different. Also, triggering Carlos is not exactly a hard thing to do. Like, at all. Seriously.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Carlos only gets triggered when you add his characters to your characters noteable victories or add Makes A look like B categories that mention them

 

[Crabwhale]

So, basically, it's extremely easy to trigger him. That is all.

 

[Crabwhale]

Also, is anyone keeping score of this ******* thing?

 

[MLPlover2011]

I think its a draw but every newer episode should be longer than the previous ones

 

[Crabwhale]

NO

These things go on long enough as it is.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Can we close this and call it a draw?

 

[Alexcar3000]

Without self-vote:

TheDarkSide857: 5 (Orror, Yellow, Vegeta doll, 1M1M1M1M, Jellyity)

Alexcar3000: 8 (Uselessnoob245, Rodri "Dante", Holyhotsause, Christian Higdon, Stronger than TOAA, Supercallifragilisticexpialidotious, Crabwhale, MaxForward)

Inconclusive: 2 (Mlplover2011, GokuSolosYourVerse)

 

[MaxForward]

I also voted for you Alex

 

[Crabwhale]

@ Alex

Welp, that's weirdly definitive.

Somebody add this.

 

[Alexcar3000]

Sorry. I was asleep through most of this...