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Gardener fights a kaiju (The Player (Plants vs. Zombies) vs Varan)

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The Player (Plants vs. Zombies) vs. Varan

Rules:
  • The battle takes place in the village where Varan resided, with The Player inside one of the houses
  • Varan starts 200 meters away from The Player
  • The Player's first key is chosen
  • The Player will have 4 minute to prepare, with 350 sun
  • Any plant above 8-C is restricted
Who wins?

Amateur botanist:
Advantage of hax, intelligence and range
Ancient reptile:
Advantage of AP, speed and lifting strength
Incon:
 
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the kaiju just pass trough the plants and attacks the house directly, It's size would let It tank much more attacks sinse they would damage smaller areas and with just 1 minute of prepare time It's not enough to build a good enough defense
 
Something funny I wanna point out is that Varan shouldn't be able to damage the Player's house, like, at all. This is the same house whose roof can easily:

  • Hold the weight of Doctor Zomboss, his Original Zombot, his zombie army including multiple Gargantuars and Zombonis, the Player's plant army in pots including (potentially) multiple Cob Cannons and Tall-nuts.
  • No-sell RVs being thrown at it and giant balls of fire and ice rolling on top of it that can easily crush the most durable zombies and plants (and roof cleaners which can oneshot all zombies save for the Zombot), multiple explosive plants going off (Doom-Shrooms are the only thing in the game that can deal any damage and even then, it's only a crater on one roof tile per Doom-Shroom and isn't even permanent), Gargantuars smashing down, the Zombot stomping on it,...

Its sheer durability is probably the reason why Zomboss still has to send his zombies inside instead of just crushing it with his mech, along with the fact that it's too big to even fit a hand inside to catch the Player. Does Varan have any way to actually get to the Player?
 
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Sunflower, Snow Pea and Wall-nut
The Snow Pea slows it down and deals damage, it farms sun and lays more Snow Pea, if Varan gets close and breaks the nut, it lays another nut.
PvZ player Low-Diffs
 
Something funny I wanna point out is that Varan shouldn't be able to damage the Player's house, like, at all. This is the same house whose roof can easily:

  • Hold the weight of Doctor Zomboss, his Original Zombot, his zombie army including multiple Gargantuars and Zombonis, the Player's plant army in pots including (potentially) multiple Cob Cannons and Tall-nuts.
  • No-sell RVs being thrown at it and giant balls of fire and ice rolling on top of it that can easily crush the most durable zombies and plants (and roof cleaners which can oneshot all zombies save for the Zombot), multiple explosive plants going off (Doom-Shrooms is only thing in the game that can deal any damage and even then, it's only a crater on one roof tile per Doom-Shroom and isn't even permanent), Gargantuars smashing down, the Zombot stomping on it,...

Its sheer durability is probably the reason why Zomboss still has to send his zombies inside instead of just crushing it with his mech, along with the fact that it's too big to even fit a hand inside to catch the Player. Does Varan have any way to actually get to the Player?
I changed the location.
 
Seems like a stomp? The highest the 8-C plants can reach is around 6 tons while Varan upscales from 8 tons so there's no surefire way of really putting him down. Also the player has the LS advantage with nuts and umbrella leaf who're >6.66x stronger
The only thing the player can do is stall for time with Kernel-pult's temporary immobilisation, and Snow Pea/Winter Melon's speed reduction. Otherwise, voting for Varan
 
The only thing the player can do is stall for time with Kernel-pult's temporary immobilisation, and Snow Pea/Winter Melon's speed reduction.
They can also use Ice-Shroom who can just straight up freeze him for several seconds.
Winter Melon's AP justification also says that they can freeze zombies to absolute zero which... I think is completely false? The scan has no statement nor does it even look like absolute zero freezing at all.

But yeah, the biggest hurdle for the Player is Varan's speed, sheer size, and flight which allow him to just bypass the plants and go straight for the house. They can stall him as you said, but I don't see anything in their arsenal that can put him down before he can reach them. I'll be voting Varan FRA.
 
Winter Melon's AP justification also says that they can freeze zombies to absolute zero which... I think is completely false? The scan has no statement nor does it even look like absolute zero freezing at all.
Yeah should be removed but it also acts as an immobilizer, I forgot about Ice-shroom mb
 
Varan just LS diffs like crazy, there is genuinely nothing stopping him from just tearing the house up, since the OP mentions how it is in a village from Varan’s movie, not the PVZ1 house with actual feats (lmao).
 
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