I met a Saitama-tard earlier today.

[HaruhiOfTheSuzumiya]

I met a Saitama ****** while looking at the comments. He told me this:

"Saitama is a gag character"

"Anyone Saitama challenges will lose since hes LIMITLESS"

"Saitama is omnipotent since he doesn't have a limit"

"Saitama can move at infinite speed!"

"Saitama is stronger than Kami Tenchi, TOAA and everyone in Fiction!!11!"

"I'm not advocating for Saitama. I'm just mad that you're underplaying him!"

"Saitama's ability is to one punch anyone, so he'll win against anyone"

"Saitama's strongest punch was confirmed to be half the big bang" (He couldn't give me a source btw)

"Saitama has infinite durability, so any attacks will be meaningless"


Could someone give me some bleach?

EDIT: His username and prifle pic was Asriel Dreemurr, and he was dead-on serious. He said that Saitama could also beat Bill Cipher since he doesn't believe that Bill can reality warp. Then he proceeds to compare Bill to Sans and types 'F****' in everyone of his comments.

 

[Golden_Void]

Where did he go wrong?

 

[DMUA]

Welcome to literally anywhere on the internet.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I'm sure that person is more then partially joking.

'Saitama is stronger then Kami Tenchi, TOAA and everyone in Fiction!!11!"

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I once saw a guy on youtube saying "Goku would be able to beat Saitama if Saitama wasn't a gag character, but since he is a gag character, Goku's power will be reduced to around the same level of power that Saitama's enemies have, which means he'll be one punched."

 

[HST_Master]

^ That's a new one

I usually just see the gag character argument more than the he's limitless one these days

 

[Golden_Void]

He is limitless though.

 

[Mania568]

when the anime came out (since mainstream viewers didnt know a manga existed) everyone was going to the twitters and youtube saying saitama would beat goku and superman at the same time since if his punches touches you die right away and that he could destroy the universe with one punch if he wanted.

 

[Golden_Void]

He can destroy the universe, the feats just haven't been shown for it yet. :^)

 

[HST_Master]

He scales from himself

 

[Lightbuster30]

Even taking it literally, it just puts Saitama at High 3-A

 

[Golden_Void]

Exactly :^)

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Just tell him that Eggtama has better feats then Saitama

 

[Golden_Void]

Saitama holds back

 

[Dat_Dot]

Could someone give me some bleach?

There ya go.

 

[Golden_Void]

That's enough Bleach to go around :^)

 

[HaruhiOfTheSuzumiya]

Not enough Bleach but okay lol.

 

[Golden_Void]

How isn't it, greedy?

 

[AquaWaifu]

I cant' ******* wait till the ending of OPM where Saitama is shown to beyond even the Gods of his universe and is at least tier 2-A.


and STILLL no hax.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

I cant' ******* wait till the ending of OPM where Saitama is shown to beyond even the Gods of his universe and is at least tier 2-A.


and STILLL no hax.

It be funny if it was revealed Saitama had a form of Plot Manipulation this whole time, which is why he never lost and one shots everything.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

That's actually a good point, most Saitama fanboys don't realize that if Saitama was that powerful, it would only make things worst for him due to how haxed his opponents would be.

 

[Theglassman12]

You think all of that is enough for you to need bleach? Please, I've seen OPM fanboys argue that Boros is star level because the name of his final attack is collapsing STAR roaring cannon

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I used this argument some years ago when I was an idiot.

 

[Theglassman12]

Some years ago??? The OPM anime came out 2 years ago.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Yeah, around 2015 to early 2016, I was the cringiest and most stupid person in the internet at the time.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

So Paulo was a idiot 2 years ago?

 

[Seventy96]

Ekhm... "Saitama is concept"

 

[AquaWaifu]

Yeah, around 2015 to early 2016, I was the cringiest and most stupid person in the internet at the time.

 

[Lightbuster30]

Yeah, around 2015 to early 2016, I was the cringiest and most stupid person in the internet at the time.

Ehh it's ok, we're all idiots. Just that some idiots are less so than others, none of us are truely smart.